And the real fun part is I might be on a wiki page about my city and its current elections!

Its consistently been like 10*F warmer than average according to the weather app. I agree that there being days I feel like I don't need my winter coat IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER is probably a fucking problem.

But what do I know, BP had scientist on their payroll say otherwise.

almost an hour late. I feel like a total dunce putting in the restaurant instead of the address.

Yes

For the week I might add.

But the good news is I get put on a Performance Improvement Plan to learn initiative! And I have no idea what happens 6 months from now when they'll next review my status and I probably haven't learned a whole new personality trait!

Least I know the riff in Feb won't effect me cuz still trainee