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Eytan
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Sup fuckers? I like unions baseball and trains
I have never felt this good. The Eagles have healed me
February 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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There are literally not enough journalists employed in the US to cover the bad shit that is happening right now. We are now going to experience the social consequences of a weakened news industry--which are the same as the benefits of a weakened news industry, to those who weakened it.
February 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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don’t let anyone ever tell you it’s more important to be hot than funny. not being funny drove the richest man on earth so dangerously insane he decided to destroy western democracy.
February 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I know where to get cheap eggs but I’m not telling 🤫
January 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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BREAKING: Nearly 5,000 nurses and doctors just launched a historic strike at 8 hospitals in Oregon.

It’s the biggest health care strike and first doctors' strike in state history.

The workers at Providence hospitals are fighting against under-staffing and bad health benefits.
January 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
What does it mean that I’m 29 and have never related to anything more?
Felt like I hit a moment of deep mid-40's equilibrium while listening to Superchunk and going exactly the speed limit during the drive back from Maine. Really and truly, that is the type of shit I am on now.
December 29, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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If the Sixers don’t have double digit wins by Christmas I’m gonna call WIP and make the Unabomber Manifesto sound like a bipartisan resolution to rename a post office.
November 19, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Going to self immolation in front of Hal Steinbrenner for the greater good
December 3, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Seinfeld plot where George fumbles Soto for the Yankees by insulting Dominican mofongo
December 1, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Crushing half gallons of oat milk daily. I haven’t even reached my final form yet. GET OUT OF MY WAAAAAY
August 17, 2023 at 10:35 PM
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$12.38 an hour for driving a school bus, a difficult, annoying and *extremely high-responsibility* job. gee why can't we find anyone to do it
The Shortage in School Bus Drivers Is Getting Worse
Looking for an alternative, the school district in Louisville, Ky., turned to a software program — leading to chaos. It’s one of many districts struggling to get students to class.
www.nytimes.com
August 17, 2023 at 2:22 PM
The key to not being sad is to smoke two of these fuckers a day.
August 11, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Sup fuckers?
August 10, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Sup fuckers
August 10, 2023 at 9:41 PM