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Eric Steele
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I’m a double girl dad.
I write Ruby code for money.
Send me your Godzilla content.
If Godzilla ever milkshake-ducks, I’m not going to have anything to wear.
I dress like I’m on a TV show that only had advertising deals with Godzilla and Kirkland brands.
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I want to write a kids’ book about the difference between cruel words and cuss words called “Don’t Be Fucking Mean”
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Having a partner who is also a game developer is awesome for so many reasons, but I never imagined that #Playdate (and frogs) would play a part in our engagement story. Needless to say, I said yes, and Paco & Lily is now available for free on itch for you to play too! 🥰 tkers.itch.io/paco-and-lily
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra”

Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.

Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I dress like I’m on a TV show that only had advertising deals with Godzilla and Kirkland brands.
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This is what it’s like growing up in rural America, and it’s probably the source of a lot of our problems.
"I can't imagine a deeper pit of hell than being concerned about how the things that bring you joy will be perceived."
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My 3-year-old just said “widderawy” instead of literally, and it made her sound like a little baby teenager.
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
That’s a good Mothra
Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋

🎥 "Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire" (2024)
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’m probably not going to ever need this, but I love the name “Astronoby”: github.com/rhannequin/a...
GitHub - rhannequin/astronoby: Astronomy and astrometry Ruby library for astronomical data and events
Astronomy and astrometry Ruby library for astronomical data and events - rhannequin/astronoby
github.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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posted this 6 years ago and it’s still relevant
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
[listening to the MASH theme song]

What a pretty theme song for a comedy show. I wonder what it’s called?
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Out of the frying pan [Costco sweatshirt] and into the fire [Costco hoodie]
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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hmm... the character who has an intensely close relationship with his mother, who dies giving birth to his younger brother, drinks a lot of milk, something that is traditionally drunk directly from mothers?

What could GdT be saying??!!
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m 35 minutes into @realgdt.bsky.social‘s Frankenstein, and I’m struck by how much milk Victor Frankenstein drinks.
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I finally beat Silksong. I feel extremely accomplished and also relieved that I can take a break from fighting hard bosses over and over.
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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i can't wait to watch Goo what is release date of Goo i want to go see Goo I'll take one ticket for Goo please
November 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My first grader is learning her digraphs and I’m also learning what a digraph is.
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
[to the tune of This Is Halloween]
It is laundry day.
It is laundry day.
(Landry day)
(Landry day)
(Landry day)
(Landry day)
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM