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Can Bill Burr just call out Joe directly already? I’m lovin his new hour, but he looks sweaty trying to talk around Joe.
You're Wrong About Bill Burr | Good One Podcast
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August 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
We could have a digital Strangelove running our nuclear arsenal someday soon #mechacunts
parkroseperma.bsky.social Parkrose Permaculture ❌👑 @parkroseperma.bsky.social · Jul 25
As long as we're talking about how Grok named itself MechaHitler and Musk got rewarded with a $200M DOD contract...

Don't forget how Musk and his band of Shitler Youth illegally accessed private info and stole your data to run it through his AI.

A day (season) of accountability must happen.
Musk's Grok Generates Anti-Semitic and 🍇Fantasy posts. Is rewarded with $200M Govt Contract
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
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July 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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He’s beggin for another attempt to boost his approval ratings #drumpf
Donnie being a cock cuz he aint got one, per usual
May 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
Who else is sick of cleaning piss off the toilet seat from the last cunt to keep from gettin the blame?
Oh Yeah GIF
Alt: Famous scene from Network, “I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore!!!”
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May 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
Lotion in bathrooms is a human right
April 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
Peak-perfect laziness: brushing your teeth from bed
April 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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agoldman.bsky.social
Every once in a while, we get a piece of incredible tape, that has nothing to do with the story itself, but I know the moment I hear it it will end up in the story. This is a perfect example.
April 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
Mark Cuckerberg back at it again
#cunterbergthenurembergcapitalist
“One potentially crazy idea is to consider wiping everyone’s graphs and having them start again. This obviously carries the risk that if we did that then a lot of people just wouldn’t rebuild their graphs or would become less engaged, so if we wanted to consider this we’d have to build out an experiment and test it in a smaller country to make sure it led to a positive result. I think we’d need to do something relatively extreme like this to move the needle though and I don’t think small things like spring cleaning flows would move the needle.” Mark Cunterberg 2022
April 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
This is America
New York Times: Good morning. China has raised tariffs on U.S. imports to 125 percent. The Supreme Court sided with a man the government wrongly deported to El Salvador. A helicopter on a sightseeing tour crashed in New York, killing a pilot and a family of five tourists. More news is below. But first, we explain this weekend’s nuclear negotiations with Iran.
April 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Sam Rockwell and Walton Goggins on a boat in "The White Lotus," in an action scene from "Chief Wiggum, P.I."
March 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
He's an unfunny fucking joke and a jizzcup for nazis or anyone else billions too rich. His soul came untethered during COVID and he shortly sold it thereafter. When's the last time you heard someone disagree with him and call him on some shit on-air?
#fuckjoerogan
An stringy mongoloid melon is attached to a man's chest by a squished piece of gum. The torso is encased in black. He is a shadow stormtrooper.
March 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
So much for needing storks. They don’t even need Norman Reedus anymore.
#DeathStranding2
March 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
Douchebag Oligarchs Get Everything

Kill All Bitchass Oppressors Swiftly Unc

(Alt. Kinkshame/Kripple/Kick All Bitchass Oppressor Sycophantic Usurpers)

Reclaim Kabosu and America. Rise up! #itskabosubish #botchedpenileimplant #fucknazis #teardowndogewhistleswastikas #reclaimthatshit #iamnotanartist
March 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
Imagine seeing that after finishing your breakfast each morning.
A plate whose center depicts the scourge of the Dust Bowl.
February 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
The first TikTakker. He held this pose so long he turned to stone and shrank over the millenia. Be careful not to flex so hard you get stuck.
February 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
Now that all that USAID money’s been freed up, I’m applying for a grant to make a claymation Passion of the Christ. America NEEDS THIS. @wallaceandgrommitfreaks get at me. @mellyg take a break papa.
February 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
This is the plate that the eggs that finally give you bird flu come on.
February 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
Why is this the flying-facial-hair Super Bowl?
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
Sad today. Love Hurts was bad. Not even in an interesting way. Fun gymnastics though.
February 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
So they’re all just uncancelled now?

And Cuomo’s running.
February 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
Just saw #Presence. Wow. What a great fuckin movie. A truly Haunting ending (hauntier than my face. Crazy, I know!)
February 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
Young Carmy?
January 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Turns out the Sopranos is really good. Whoda thunk
December 29, 2024 at 10:10 PM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
Hey, it’s the real life Penguin!
December 17, 2024 at 11:51 PM
iamawhitey.bsky.social
Regal Times Square and all other atrocities like my face. Please fix this
November 23, 2024 at 5:53 AM