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The greatest hater in world history
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Marmont got zero rings
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Every day Ryan Day and Kalen Deboer wake up to the 2/3 of the most miserable jobs in the country. Kirby has the third but he’s too dumb to feel fear
i wonder if ryan day ever thinks about how much happier he would be at literally any other job in the country
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What if instead of Jojo Siwa it was Jojo Sliwa and she wore a red beret
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Check out this Substack! It’ll be a great variety blog of shortish essays about all sorts of things
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Set Sail With Us Prattlers, Star-Gazers, and Good-For-Nothings on the Yacht of Fools! yachtoffools.substack.com
Yacht's Substack | Yacht of Fools | Substack
My personal Substack. Click to read Yacht's Substack, by Yacht of Fools, a Substack publication. Launched 17 minutes ago.
yachtoffools.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I would pay so much for an audiobook with @surber.bsky.social voicing RFK
“Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.”

www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
That last sentence felt like a baseball bat to the head
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect

insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Saw a car with a Clemson and South Carolina sticker, what the fuck is that
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Practicing free throws with a red onion
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’ve just had an idea. An Insight if you will. A gaze into the true nature of the world. No No No don’t repeat it now! Just something for us ;)
Larry Summers had an "insight" in an email to Epstein.
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I think Nick Sirianni is trying his best
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Penn State’s so mad they may fire the interim and replace him with Chat-GPT Joe Paterno
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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The wealth disparity in Flavortown is so visceral that it demands to be witnessed. Luxury Guyscrapers right up against flavelas
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
And for those who cared about some war crimes, what about others we’ve done? 🤓🤓🤓
And for those still going on about drug boat strikes - I wish you’d cared this much about Afghanistan. I don’t love the use of the military to kill drug runners, but it’s no worse than you’ve allowed for three decades. It’s a bit late for moral hazard pearl clutching now.
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Desperately wish I was getting into a fight at the Cuomo watch party. Never have I yearned to earn an ass kicking more
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Audibly exclaiming “Bellissimo” at a beautiful play in a game I have no rooting interest in
November 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Trolling each other since 1054
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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this is what posting with you guys feels like
October 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
October 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Coq-Au-Vin Blanc Chicken Meatballs
October 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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still thinking about this article today. so many societal ills are caused by people white-washing what actually happens. it's awful to see games do it too.

can't wait for cozy domestic violence simulator or cozy kkk simulator
a wholesome plane has hit the second cozy tower
more like no thoughts to declare
blog.giovanh.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Who up hearing they voices
October 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Zesting the worst lemon I’ve ever seen in my life rn
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
One of my favorite parts of study abroad was just going to all sorts of different restaurants in Europe and eating by myself
Joe Flacco has a new perspective with age 😂
October 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The utter genius to label the solitary Twin Tower as “NY City.” A slapdash label to fit a rudimentary idea, in case the audience didn’t know what 9/11 or Mamdani or anything was. Not even “New York” or “NYC,” just what fit the sketch.
folks, he's done it again
October 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM