Iab McNoot
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Iab McNoot
The greatest hater in world history
The greatest hater in world history
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Marmont got zero rings
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Marmont got zero rings
Every day Ryan Day and Kalen Deboer wake up to the 2/3 of the most miserable jobs in the country. Kirby has the third but he’s too dumb to feel fear
i wonder if ryan day ever thinks about how much happier he would be at literally any other job in the country
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Every day Ryan Day and Kalen Deboer wake up to the 2/3 of the most miserable jobs in the country. Kirby has the third but he’s too dumb to feel fear
What if instead of Jojo Siwa it was Jojo Sliwa and she wore a red beret
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
What if instead of Jojo Siwa it was Jojo Sliwa and she wore a red beret
Check out this Substack! It’ll be a great variety blog of shortish essays about all sorts of things
Set Sail With Us Prattlers, Star-Gazers, and Good-For-Nothings on the Yacht of Fools! yachtoffools.substack.com
Yacht's Substack | Yacht of Fools | Substack
My personal Substack. Click to read Yacht's Substack, by Yacht of Fools, a Substack publication. Launched 17 minutes ago.
yachtoffools.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Check out this Substack! It’ll be a great variety blog of shortish essays about all sorts of things
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Set Sail With Us Prattlers, Star-Gazers, and Good-For-Nothings on the Yacht of Fools! yachtoffools.substack.com
Yacht's Substack | Yacht of Fools | Substack
My personal Substack. Click to read Yacht's Substack, by Yacht of Fools, a Substack publication. Launched 17 minutes ago.
yachtoffools.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Set Sail With Us Prattlers, Star-Gazers, and Good-For-Nothings on the Yacht of Fools! yachtoffools.substack.com
I would pay so much for an audiobook with @surber.bsky.social voicing RFK
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I would pay so much for an audiobook with @surber.bsky.social voicing RFK
That last sentence felt like a baseball bat to the head
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
That last sentence felt like a baseball bat to the head
Saw a car with a Clemson and South Carolina sticker, what the fuck is that
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Saw a car with a Clemson and South Carolina sticker, what the fuck is that
Practicing free throws with a red onion
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Practicing free throws with a red onion
I’ve just had an idea. An Insight if you will. A gaze into the true nature of the world. No No No don’t repeat it now! Just something for us ;)
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’ve just had an idea. An Insight if you will. A gaze into the true nature of the world. No No No don’t repeat it now! Just something for us ;)
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I think Nick Sirianni is trying his best
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I think Nick Sirianni is trying his best
Penn State’s so mad they may fire the interim and replace him with Chat-GPT Joe Paterno
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Penn State’s so mad they may fire the interim and replace him with Chat-GPT Joe Paterno
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The wealth disparity in Flavortown is so visceral that it demands to be witnessed. Luxury Guyscrapers right up against flavelas
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The wealth disparity in Flavortown is so visceral that it demands to be witnessed. Luxury Guyscrapers right up against flavelas
And for those who cared about some war crimes, what about others we’ve done? 🤓🤓🤓
And for those still going on about drug boat strikes - I wish you’d cared this much about Afghanistan. I don’t love the use of the military to kill drug runners, but it’s no worse than you’ve allowed for three decades. It’s a bit late for moral hazard pearl clutching now.
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
And for those who cared about some war crimes, what about others we’ve done? 🤓🤓🤓
Desperately wish I was getting into a fight at the Cuomo watch party. Never have I yearned to earn an ass kicking more
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Desperately wish I was getting into a fight at the Cuomo watch party. Never have I yearned to earn an ass kicking more
Audibly exclaiming “Bellissimo” at a beautiful play in a game I have no rooting interest in
November 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Audibly exclaiming “Bellissimo” at a beautiful play in a game I have no rooting interest in
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Trolling each other since 1054
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Trolling each other since 1054
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this is what posting with you guys feels like
October 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
this is what posting with you guys feels like
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YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
October 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
Coq-Au-Vin Blanc Chicken Meatballs
October 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Coq-Au-Vin Blanc Chicken Meatballs
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still thinking about this article today. so many societal ills are caused by people white-washing what actually happens. it's awful to see games do it too.
can't wait for cozy domestic violence simulator or cozy kkk simulator
can't wait for cozy domestic violence simulator or cozy kkk simulator
a wholesome plane has hit the second cozy tower
more like no thoughts to declare
blog.giovanh.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
still thinking about this article today. so many societal ills are caused by people white-washing what actually happens. it's awful to see games do it too.
can't wait for cozy domestic violence simulator or cozy kkk simulator
can't wait for cozy domestic violence simulator or cozy kkk simulator
Who up hearing they voices
October 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Who up hearing they voices
Zesting the worst lemon I’ve ever seen in my life rn
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Zesting the worst lemon I’ve ever seen in my life rn
One of my favorite parts of study abroad was just going to all sorts of different restaurants in Europe and eating by myself
October 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
One of my favorite parts of study abroad was just going to all sorts of different restaurants in Europe and eating by myself
The utter genius to label the solitary Twin Tower as “NY City.” A slapdash label to fit a rudimentary idea, in case the audience didn’t know what 9/11 or Mamdani or anything was. Not even “New York” or “NYC,” just what fit the sketch.
October 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The utter genius to label the solitary Twin Tower as “NY City.” A slapdash label to fit a rudimentary idea, in case the audience didn’t know what 9/11 or Mamdani or anything was. Not even “New York” or “NYC,” just what fit the sketch.