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30 or 40 years old
Do not perceive me. 🫥

This is not a place of honor.
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1. give yourself the grace you extend to others.
2. focus locally, it's where you can make a difference.
3. don't bottle things up, but make sure you're not imposing emotional labor on others.
4. do it scared.
5. always reach out.
getting all the girlies to each write five little rules for themselves
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do you eat waffles one square at a time, or are you someone i need to be cautious of?
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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reset the clock, it happened again
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Also accepting napoleonic yuri, cowboy yuri, guerilla warfare yuri, and cold war spy yuri
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Its always yuri sword fights and never yuri trench warfare
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Y'all I just learned of the existence of the iPhone pocket.

#bakedrhymes

As a Poet I need you to know
This is not a thing that you need
Dr. Seuss was ahead of his time
They're trying to market a Thneed
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
another night in the crying mines 🥲
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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if youre going to out me like i should say thank you im going to fuck with you a bit
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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just call me a slur next time
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Trans awareness week trans day of visibility what about pay a trans person's rent week huh how about that
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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what the fuck is a meta I thought that was facebook
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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i watch the movie cars once and suddenly i think i can drive a car properly
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
making my clones learn various TTRPGs so I can have a consistent game night
fucking your clone is played out. i'm getting snuffed by my clone
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Now watching Frankenstein

"It's like snuffbait posting, but for poets!"
November 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I remember being told many years ago that giving head is bad because it's cannibalism, and I still think about that a LOT.
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I have a biological advantage at suffering
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I WISH I COULD DO CIS PEOPLE THINGS AND BUY A HOME INSTEAD OF HAVING TO BE READY TO FUCKING MOVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY/WORLD AT A MOMENTS NOTICE
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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If I’m not married to my partner are their parents my outlaws
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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i never really learned to swing a baseball bat but i'm a deft hand with a felling axe, so we all have our strengths, you know.
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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transbians trans men
🤝
being used as diet men
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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I mean, are you really surprised that the guy that liked teen porn on his professional account would respond like this? Like c'mon, be honest.
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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defeating fascism with the power of love*

*she’s a 6'1 femme dyke with a softball bat
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM