Spoons
@i.am.spooni.sh
menace
30 or 40 years old
Do not perceive me. 🫥
This is not a place of honor.
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30 or 40 years old
Do not perceive me. 🫥
This is not a place of honor.
:(){ :|:& };:
My posts are not reflective of my employer.
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Spoons
@i.am.spooni.sh
· 6d
getting all the girlies to each write five little rules for themselves
1. give yourself the grace you extend to others.
2. focus locally, it's where you can make a difference.
3. don't bottle things up, but make sure you're not imposing emotional labor on others.
4. do it scared.
5. always reach out.
2. focus locally, it's where you can make a difference.
3. don't bottle things up, but make sure you're not imposing emotional labor on others.
4. do it scared.
5. always reach out.
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do you eat waffles one square at a time, or are you someone i need to be cautious of?
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
do you eat waffles one square at a time, or are you someone i need to be cautious of?
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reset the clock, it happened again
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
reset the clock, it happened again
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Also accepting napoleonic yuri, cowboy yuri, guerilla warfare yuri, and cold war spy yuri
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Also accepting napoleonic yuri, cowboy yuri, guerilla warfare yuri, and cold war spy yuri
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Its always yuri sword fights and never yuri trench warfare
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Its always yuri sword fights and never yuri trench warfare
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Y'all I just learned of the existence of the iPhone pocket.
#bakedrhymes
As a Poet I need you to know
This is not a thing that you need
Dr. Seuss was ahead of his time
They're trying to market a Thneed
#bakedrhymes
As a Poet I need you to know
This is not a thing that you need
Dr. Seuss was ahead of his time
They're trying to market a Thneed
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Y'all I just learned of the existence of the iPhone pocket.
#bakedrhymes
As a Poet I need you to know
This is not a thing that you need
Dr. Seuss was ahead of his time
They're trying to market a Thneed
#bakedrhymes
As a Poet I need you to know
This is not a thing that you need
Dr. Seuss was ahead of his time
They're trying to market a Thneed
another night in the crying mines 🥲
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
another night in the crying mines 🥲
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my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
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if youre going to out me like i should say thank you im going to fuck with you a bit
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
if youre going to out me like i should say thank you im going to fuck with you a bit
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just call me a slur next time
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
just call me a slur next time
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Trans awareness week trans day of visibility what about pay a trans person's rent week huh how about that
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Trans awareness week trans day of visibility what about pay a trans person's rent week huh how about that
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what the fuck is a meta I thought that was facebook
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
what the fuck is a meta I thought that was facebook
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i watch the movie cars once and suddenly i think i can drive a car properly
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
i watch the movie cars once and suddenly i think i can drive a car properly
making my clones learn various TTRPGs so I can have a consistent game night
fucking your clone is played out. i'm getting snuffed by my clone
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
making my clones learn various TTRPGs so I can have a consistent game night
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Now watching Frankenstein
"It's like snuffbait posting, but for poets!"
"It's like snuffbait posting, but for poets!"
November 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Now watching Frankenstein
"It's like snuffbait posting, but for poets!"
"It's like snuffbait posting, but for poets!"
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I remember being told many years ago that giving head is bad because it's cannibalism, and I still think about that a LOT.
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I remember being told many years ago that giving head is bad because it's cannibalism, and I still think about that a LOT.
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I have a biological advantage at suffering
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I have a biological advantage at suffering
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I WISH I COULD DO CIS PEOPLE THINGS AND BUY A HOME INSTEAD OF HAVING TO BE READY TO FUCKING MOVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY/WORLD AT A MOMENTS NOTICE
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I WISH I COULD DO CIS PEOPLE THINGS AND BUY A HOME INSTEAD OF HAVING TO BE READY TO FUCKING MOVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY/WORLD AT A MOMENTS NOTICE
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If I’m not married to my partner are their parents my outlaws
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If I’m not married to my partner are their parents my outlaws
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i never really learned to swing a baseball bat but i'm a deft hand with a felling axe, so we all have our strengths, you know.
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i never really learned to swing a baseball bat but i'm a deft hand with a felling axe, so we all have our strengths, you know.
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transbians trans men
🤝
being used as diet men
🤝
being used as diet men
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
transbians trans men
🤝
being used as diet men
🤝
being used as diet men
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I mean, are you really surprised that the guy that liked teen porn on his professional account would respond like this? Like c'mon, be honest.
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I mean, are you really surprised that the guy that liked teen porn on his professional account would respond like this? Like c'mon, be honest.
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defeating fascism with the power of love*
*she’s a 6'1 femme dyke with a softball bat
*she’s a 6'1 femme dyke with a softball bat
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
defeating fascism with the power of love*
*she’s a 6'1 femme dyke with a softball bat
*she’s a 6'1 femme dyke with a softball bat