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im gonna try to collect a list of my personal heroes
January 12, 2026 at 1:32 PM
im gonna try to collect a list of my personal heroes
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once again we are all tapping the sign
January 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
once again we are all tapping the sign
hi you reading this if you make mashup music! I'm looking for a third for my threeway collab album. you just need to make 10 tracks. Thank you
January 10, 2026 at 11:27 PM
hi you reading this if you make mashup music! I'm looking for a third for my threeway collab album. you just need to make 10 tracks. Thank you
not knowing Netflix
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
not knowing Netflix
Flanders' "you knew I had a temper when you married me" always gets me
Alright I need something that'll make me smile. Reply/Quote me with your favorite Simpsons joke. Nothing is off-limits. Frinkiac images appreciated where possible.
January 10, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Flanders' "you knew I had a temper when you married me" always gets me
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“We’re going to the parent-teacher conferences. We’ll bring back dinner.”
“What are you getting?”
“That depends. If you’re good, pizza; if you’re bad, uh.. poison.”
“What if one of us is good and the other is bad?”
“Poisoned pizza?”
“Ohhh no, I’m not making two stops.”
“What are you getting?”
“That depends. If you’re good, pizza; if you’re bad, uh.. poison.”
“What if one of us is good and the other is bad?”
“Poisoned pizza?”
“Ohhh no, I’m not making two stops.”
Alright I need something that'll make me smile. Reply/Quote me with your favorite Simpsons joke. Nothing is off-limits. Frinkiac images appreciated where possible.
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
“We’re going to the parent-teacher conferences. We’ll bring back dinner.”
“What are you getting?”
“That depends. If you’re good, pizza; if you’re bad, uh.. poison.”
“What if one of us is good and the other is bad?”
“Poisoned pizza?”
“Ohhh no, I’m not making two stops.”
“What are you getting?”
“That depends. If you’re good, pizza; if you’re bad, uh.. poison.”
“What if one of us is good and the other is bad?”
“Poisoned pizza?”
“Ohhh no, I’m not making two stops.”
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implied, lisa? or implode?
January 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
implied, lisa? or implode?
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2026 year of the butch tgirl
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
2026 year of the butch tgirl
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endless Returnism or Hauntological Revisionism whether to the 20th century or the 2010s or early 2020s or whatever your base point of reference is primarily functions as a sign of a moribund movement and a pure survivalism. the worst thing is to be complacent
January 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
endless Returnism or Hauntological Revisionism whether to the 20th century or the 2010s or early 2020s or whatever your base point of reference is primarily functions as a sign of a moribund movement and a pure survivalism. the worst thing is to be complacent
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i dont wanna be mean but we are nowhere near "woke". very little in the 2010s was truly genuinely progressive in a liberatory way. it's all aspiration and that's good but you need to be clear eyed about what you want to build
January 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
i dont wanna be mean but we are nowhere near "woke". very little in the 2010s was truly genuinely progressive in a liberatory way. it's all aspiration and that's good but you need to be clear eyed about what you want to build
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things will get better but people genuinely underestimate the amount of casual fascism even progressives are accepting and internalizing in the present. tbh. that is to say of course things will oscillate
January 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
things will get better but people genuinely underestimate the amount of casual fascism even progressives are accepting and internalizing in the present. tbh. that is to say of course things will oscillate
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it’s incredibly important to note that on the new footage that came out from the ICE agent himself, halfway through the video he switches his phone between his hands, opening up to grab his gun way before renee good even starts driving
January 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
it’s incredibly important to note that on the new footage that came out from the ICE agent himself, halfway through the video he switches his phone between his hands, opening up to grab his gun way before renee good even starts driving
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January 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
be sure to check out hzrnvm.com/aboutme/questions.html 👀
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just thinking about the mental contortions it must take to believe that it would be possible for an automobile to kill a person by accelerating two feet forward from a stopped position
January 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
just thinking about the mental contortions it must take to believe that it would be possible for an automobile to kill a person by accelerating two feet forward from a stopped position
scary monsters & nice sprites is seriously some damn good music
January 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
scary monsters & nice sprites is seriously some damn good music
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every time i walk past here i say "this place is supposed to be really good" and no one else is ever amused
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
every time i walk past here i say "this place is supposed to be really good" and no one else is ever amused
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when ur confronted by a group of cops they will almost always give u conflicting information and instructions, each one of them wants to be the one in control. this gets even more stressful and confusing when weapons or force are involved. fight or flight is a natural response.
January 9, 2026 at 3:52 AM
when ur confronted by a group of cops they will almost always give u conflicting information and instructions, each one of them wants to be the one in control. this gets even more stressful and confusing when weapons or force are involved. fight or flight is a natural response.
how do I get "followers" on bluesky?
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
how do I get "followers" on bluesky?
I just eat real stale flatbread and listen to dub techno until I fall asleep
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I just eat real stale flatbread and listen to dub techno until I fall asleep
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A short comic about Lenny (1/2) #TheSimpsons #comics
September 29, 2023 at 4:20 PM
A short comic about Lenny (1/2) #TheSimpsons #comics
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i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
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tgirls sharing the 88x31s to their websites like the american psycho business card scene
January 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
tgirls sharing the 88x31s to their websites like the american psycho business card scene
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my spicy take is that the media you like to engage with doesn't necessarily say anything deeper or hidden about your relationship to gender or sexuality but the media you *do not* does a little bit
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
my spicy take is that the media you like to engage with doesn't necessarily say anything deeper or hidden about your relationship to gender or sexuality but the media you *do not* does a little bit