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All that we have gained, the machine threatens.
RIP to Mike F . . .
December 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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counting or not counting pop-tart violence
December 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
got the 12 hour account limit for asking a simple question
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
counting or not counting pop-tart violence
December 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
as a teacher, this is Good
Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit
December 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
why does the oven look like a hi-fi receiver?
why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
i’m going to make pancakes for breakfast tomorrow. i am going to eat them with some clementines and hot cocoa. goodbye bluesky
December 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Bluesky is wild. You have people like this that don’t want journalists to report on Jeffrey Epstein’s crimes. Very suspicious!
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
oh BROTHER
October 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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@christophernolan.bsky.social Hello sir. I am jacking off to Batman Begins.
September 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Fuck debate. Debate is stupid
September 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
dreamed i was balding. woke up and i was balding. what the fuck
August 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
follow me if you love GERARD MANLEY HOPKINS!!!!!!!!!!!
August 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
bluesky needs to get its shit together. there are barely any posts about the hot dogs from WEAPONS on here
August 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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RFK Jr. backs down all the time when he gets push back, so if anyone wants to call, here's the HHS number 1-877-696-6775.
I'd also call your senators/reps as well.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announces he will cancel $500 million in vaccine development projects.
August 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“My favorite food is pub mix” on the latest @storesthepodcast.bsky.social almost made me crash my car.
STORES Podcast (@storesthepodcast.bsky.social)
a podcast about going to stores w/ @thelukeman @deadblossomjesse produced by @pizza_suplex
storesthepodcast.bsky.social
August 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
July 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
if my senator said this i’d be on the news within 24 hours
75-year-old Senator Jack Reed says the Senate is “the only place in the world where I can feel like a kid."
July 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
“When A Mustard On The Table I See, I Become The Mustard Me” - @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social
July 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
they let conor oberst give a dang speech at the dan osborn rally
July 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is an absolutely essential read.
t.co/4kuCPxvssC
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/rumeysa-ozturk-what-i-witnessed-inside-an-ice-womens-prison
t.co
July 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Greg Poops
June 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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"Over four months, LLM users consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels."

arxiv.org/abs/2506.08872
Your Brain on ChatGPT: Accumulation of Cognitive Debt when Using an AI Assistant for Essay Writing Task
This study explores the neural and behavioral consequences of LLM-assisted essay writing. Participants were divided into three groups: LLM, Search Engine, and Brain-only (no tools). Each completed thr...
arxiv.org
June 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”

They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i need to get on here more, this is hilarious
May 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM