Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻
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33 | PC Gamer | Grass/Ghost | Gym | X-Men Comics | Londoner | Techy | Bear |
Grow bitch, grow!
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Grow bitch, grow!
I just ordered a fridge freezer because it was a bargain but it’s not due to arrive until 12th January. Can I wait that long or should I cancel and order a different one?
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I just ordered a fridge freezer because it was a bargain but it’s not due to arrive until 12th January. Can I wait that long or should I cancel and order a different one?
It’s crazy the things you’ll find on Amazon Black Friday sales 🐶
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It’s crazy the things you’ll find on Amazon Black Friday sales 🐶
It’s crazy the things you’ll find on a Black Friday sale 🐶
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It’s crazy the things you’ll find on a Black Friday sale 🐶
SHA1-HULUD really screwing my day 😒
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
SHA1-HULUD really screwing my day 😒
This guy’s TikToks have brought me so much joy, anyone wanna join me at Hyde Park on Saturday?
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This guy’s TikToks have brought me so much joy, anyone wanna join me at Hyde Park on Saturday?
Wait is Stranger Things out tonight at 1am or tomorrow night at 1am?
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Wait is Stranger Things out tonight at 1am or tomorrow night at 1am?
Trying to do a nice thing for a friend and what do I get? Stuck in a loop. FU Epic 🚮
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Trying to do a nice thing for a friend and what do I get? Stuck in a loop. FU Epic 🚮
Supportive affirmations from straight friends just hit different 🫶🏻
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Supportive affirmations from straight friends just hit different 🫶🏻
I’ll take that as a no 💁🏻♂️
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I’ll take that as a no 💁🏻♂️
It’s most definitely grey sweatpants season in the gym this afternoon, god damn are you smuggling fruit down there or weapons of mass distraction 🍌👀 #IsaidwhatIsaid
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It’s most definitely grey sweatpants season in the gym this afternoon, god damn are you smuggling fruit down there or weapons of mass distraction 🍌👀 #IsaidwhatIsaid
How everyone’s Replay ‘25/Spotify Wrapped is going to look next month
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
How everyone’s Replay ‘25/Spotify Wrapped is going to look next month
The Feud had so much potential, started of funny, satirical, interesting production..then it fizzles out into every other WhoDunIt/crime drama. Did they change director/producer halfway through?
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Feud had so much potential, started of funny, satirical, interesting production..then it fizzles out into every other WhoDunIt/crime drama. Did they change director/producer halfway through?
It feels so good to have a kitchen again
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It feels so good to have a kitchen again
Is it unreasonable to ask my (upstairs) neighbours if they could keep the kids quiet while I wfh? Bear in mind, they should be in school and they’re clearly not off sick.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Is it unreasonable to ask my (upstairs) neighbours if they could keep the kids quiet while I wfh? Bear in mind, they should be in school and they’re clearly not off sick.
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He remembers everything you did to him, and the day of his vengeance approaches.
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
He remembers everything you did to him, and the day of his vengeance approaches.
Friends fear he’s too ready to make questionable decisions
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Friends fear he’s too ready to make questionable decisions
I feel like my block is being punk’t. There was only 1 here earlier, they appear to be multiplying 🍋🟩🚲
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I feel like my block is being punk’t. There was only 1 here earlier, they appear to be multiplying 🍋🟩🚲
I’ve been way too much of a responsible adult lately so I had to buy some Funko Pops. Because ⚖️
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’ve been way too much of a responsible adult lately so I had to buy some Funko Pops. Because ⚖️
I could cry. No more microwave meals for Paulie 🔥
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I could cry. No more microwave meals for Paulie 🔥
I fucking love cheese & pâté season
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I fucking love cheese & pâté season
So my family are denby collectors and when each of their kids have bought their own home, they’ve got them a different set as a house warming gift…I live in a 2 bedroom flat…did they think I was opening a halfway house?!
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
So my family are denby collectors and when each of their kids have bought their own home, they’ve got them a different set as a house warming gift…I live in a 2 bedroom flat…did they think I was opening a halfway house?!
Feeling all the FOMO tonight. I need more local friends.
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Feeling all the FOMO tonight. I need more local friends.
It’s Friday, why am I feeling so miserable
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It’s Friday, why am I feeling so miserable
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Like, I really don't wanna harp on about it all the time, but holy shit tech companies are making it really fucking hard to enjoy literally anything at all anymore. Everything is fucking garbage. Everything has ads, subscriptions (with quarterly price increases), everything crams SHITE AI into it.
October 31, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Like, I really don't wanna harp on about it all the time, but holy shit tech companies are making it really fucking hard to enjoy literally anything at all anymore. Everything is fucking garbage. Everything has ads, subscriptions (with quarterly price increases), everything crams SHITE AI into it.