Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻
@hypophoran.bsky.social
33 | PC Gamer | Grass/Ghost | Gym | X-Men Comics | Londoner | Techy | Bear |
Grow bitch, grow!
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Grow bitch, grow!
It’s crazy the things you’ll find on Amazon Black Friday sales 🐶
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It’s crazy the things you’ll find on Amazon Black Friday sales 🐶
It’s crazy the things you’ll find on a Black Friday sale 🐶
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It’s crazy the things you’ll find on a Black Friday sale 🐶
This guy’s TikToks have brought me so much joy, anyone wanna join me at Hyde Park on Saturday?
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This guy’s TikToks have brought me so much joy, anyone wanna join me at Hyde Park on Saturday?
Trying to do a nice thing for a friend and what do I get? Stuck in a loop. FU Epic 🚮
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Trying to do a nice thing for a friend and what do I get? Stuck in a loop. FU Epic 🚮
Supportive affirmations from straight friends just hit different 🫶🏻
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Supportive affirmations from straight friends just hit different 🫶🏻
I’ll take that as a no 💁🏻♂️
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I’ll take that as a no 💁🏻♂️
How everyone’s Replay ‘25/Spotify Wrapped is going to look next month
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
How everyone’s Replay ‘25/Spotify Wrapped is going to look next month
It feels so good to have a kitchen again
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It feels so good to have a kitchen again
Friends fear he’s too ready to make questionable decisions
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Friends fear he’s too ready to make questionable decisions
I feel like my block is being punk’t. There was only 1 here earlier, they appear to be multiplying 🍋🟩🚲
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I feel like my block is being punk’t. There was only 1 here earlier, they appear to be multiplying 🍋🟩🚲
I’ve been way too much of a responsible adult lately so I had to buy some Funko Pops. Because ⚖️
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’ve been way too much of a responsible adult lately so I had to buy some Funko Pops. Because ⚖️
I could cry. No more microwave meals for Paulie 🔥
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I could cry. No more microwave meals for Paulie 🔥
I fucking love cheese & pâté season
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I fucking love cheese & pâté season
So my family are denby collectors and when each of their kids have bought their own home, they’ve got them a different set as a house warming gift…I live in a 2 bedroom flat…did they think I was opening a halfway house?!
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
So my family are denby collectors and when each of their kids have bought their own home, they’ve got them a different set as a house warming gift…I live in a 2 bedroom flat…did they think I was opening a halfway house?!
Opened a bottle of red to celebrate. And yes that is a tube of poly filler next to salted corn nuts and gardening sheers. I am a complex individual.
October 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Opened a bottle of red to celebrate. And yes that is a tube of poly filler next to salted corn nuts and gardening sheers. I am a complex individual.
I have a problem 🍜
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I have a problem 🍜
When this banger comes on, it still gives me Just Dance Lockdown PTSD 😰
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
When this banger comes on, it still gives me Just Dance Lockdown PTSD 😰
Started using this stuff less than a week ago and my skin has never looked so good. Totally worth £1.50
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Started using this stuff less than a week ago and my skin has never looked so good. Totally worth £1.50
Day 12 of buying my dates flowers until someone buys me flowers 🌹
October 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Day 12 of buying my dates flowers until someone buys me flowers 🌹
Hello sexy sock weather
October 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Hello sexy sock weather
I can deny the truth with filters no longer. The time has come.
October 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I can deny the truth with filters no longer. The time has come.
Why is the trailer for Toy Story 4 in Norsk and why can’t I change it?! For a moment I thought I was having auditory hallucinations!
October 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Why is the trailer for Toy Story 4 in Norsk and why can’t I change it?! For a moment I thought I was having auditory hallucinations!
Trying to send this sore throat straight to fiery hell
October 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Trying to send this sore throat straight to fiery hell