Michelle
banner
hypnicjerk.bsky.social
Michelle
@hypnicjerk.bsky.social
Boring middle-aged white person wishing for a socialist revolution

Loves: 🦁AFLW/AFLM, 🦁ALW, cats, sleeping, Charli xcx, John Waters, Survivor

Hates: Billionaires, Landlords

Born on Ghungalu Country
Living on Turrbal & Jagera land
oh Andrew, I'm so sorry. I know how much you loved her. this is terrible news. all my love x
October 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
charli on the other hand wrote the masterpiece "everything is romantic" (aka my favourite song ever). and even though she hasn't been outspoken on the topic, she has at least made it clear where she stands when it comes to palestine
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
charli is also now married to george daniel (drummer in the 1975) and was also dating him when taylor was briefly dating matty healy so there's also that
October 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
charli xcx had a song on "brat" called "sympathy is a knife" which is about charli's own insecurities and paranoia when in the presence of taylor. it's not a diss track about taylor but taylor has decided to respond with "lol can't believe I live rent free in your head, you coke-head chihuahua"
October 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I think everyone they were booing the most tonight was due to the Rankine slur last game - Houston (Rankine was apparently "triggered"/said slur due to Houston), Moore (they think he's the one who dobbed on Rankine to the higher ups), Maynard (publicly said homophobic slurs are not okay) and Quaynor
September 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
she can't use it unless Luke gives her back the other half
September 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
and now she also gets to be on the jury! ✅
September 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Judging by tomorrow night's promo Luke doesn't completely trust Janine. I imagine that's because he voted her out the previous time they played together.
September 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Reposted by Michelle
Nothing but respect for the one true power bottom of the season 🥰
September 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I think if you tried to use half the parchment Jonathan would want the other half handed over as well. So effectively it is powerless unless both halves are together when played
September 1, 2025 at 10:22 AM
or that he finds another idol (due to Cass using hers). otherwise incredibly stupid move and he deserves to go home
September 1, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I apologise. this took me way too long to get. I'd forgotten about her Khaleesi / dragons text message
August 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM