Michelle
@hypnicjerk.bsky.social
Boring middle-aged white person wishing for a socialist revolution
Loves: 🦁AFLW/AFLM, 🦁ALW, cats, sleeping, Charli xcx, John Waters, Survivor
Hates: Billionaires, Landlords
Born on Ghungalu Country
Living on Turrbal & Jagera land
Loves: 🦁AFLW/AFLM, 🦁ALW, cats, sleeping, Charli xcx, John Waters, Survivor
Hates: Billionaires, Landlords
Born on Ghungalu Country
Living on Turrbal & Jagera land
Pinned
Michelle
@hypnicjerk.bsky.social
· Nov 17
I decided to make a Brisbane Lions Supporters starter pack to try and connect the supporter base on Bluesky. If you'd like to be included, let me know! #AFL #AFLW
go.bsky.app/SF5Zqb9
go.bsky.app/SF5Zqb9
I used to be a big swiftie but it turns out my hatred of billionaires and people who remain quiet on genocide is much stronger than my love for taylor's music
also "actually romantic" is embarrassingly bad
also "actually romantic" is embarrassingly bad
October 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I used to be a big swiftie but it turns out my hatred of billionaires and people who remain quiet on genocide is much stronger than my love for taylor's music
also "actually romantic" is embarrassingly bad
also "actually romantic" is embarrassingly bad
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Quickest players from V/AFL debut to play in 13 finals
3y 19d - DARCY WILMOT
3y 133d - Steele Sidebottom
3y 164d - Dean Kemp
3y 169d - Malcolm Blight
3y 185d - Richard Loveridge
3y 186d - Gryan Miers
4y 2d - Dermott Brereton
#AFLPiesLions #AFLFinals #AFL
3y 19d - DARCY WILMOT
3y 133d - Steele Sidebottom
3y 164d - Dean Kemp
3y 169d - Malcolm Blight
3y 185d - Richard Loveridge
3y 186d - Gryan Miers
4y 2d - Dermott Brereton
#AFLPiesLions #AFLFinals #AFL
September 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Quickest players from V/AFL debut to play in 13 finals
3y 19d - DARCY WILMOT
3y 133d - Steele Sidebottom
3y 164d - Dean Kemp
3y 169d - Malcolm Blight
3y 185d - Richard Loveridge
3y 186d - Gryan Miers
4y 2d - Dermott Brereton
#AFLPiesLions #AFLFinals #AFL
3y 19d - DARCY WILMOT
3y 133d - Steele Sidebottom
3y 164d - Dean Kemp
3y 169d - Malcolm Blight
3y 185d - Richard Loveridge
3y 186d - Gryan Miers
4y 2d - Dermott Brereton
#AFLPiesLions #AFLFinals #AFL
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Bloody hell the Crows fans are embarrassing themselves with this booing of Quaynor
Hideous behaviour #AFLCrowsPies
Hideous behaviour #AFLCrowsPies
September 4, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Bloody hell the Crows fans are embarrassing themselves with this booing of Quaynor
Hideous behaviour #AFLCrowsPies
Hideous behaviour #AFLCrowsPies
Luke, you suck for not saving Shonee #SurvivorAu
September 2, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Luke, you suck for not saving Shonee #SurvivorAu
Stop trying to drag this out and cut to the end when Shonee goes. I hate it here #SurvivorAU
September 2, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Stop trying to drag this out and cut to the end when Shonee goes. I hate it here #SurvivorAU
If he doesn't use it to blindside someone then it's a waste of an idol
Oh he should definitely use it tonight and blindside one of the Americans then he can say I had a secret idol since day X, I got Parv to rip up her advantage, blinded Cirie using the idol, and won X amount of immunities in a row #survivorau
September 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
If he doesn't use it to blindside someone then it's a waste of an idol
We haven't seen much from Shonee in the last few episodes and suddenly a very focussed edit? I do not like this one bit. I want Shontent every episode not just when she's going to be voted out 😭 #SurvivorAU
September 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
We haven't seen much from Shonee in the last few episodes and suddenly a very focussed edit? I do not like this one bit. I want Shontent every episode not just when she's going to be voted out 😭 #SurvivorAU
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Nothing but respect for the one true power bottom of the season 🥰
September 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Nothing but respect for the one true power bottom of the season 🥰
I AM CRYING BUT IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED #SurvivorAU
OMG IF PARV USES HER IDOL FOR KIRBY I WILL CRY THIS IS THE ULTIMATE LESBIAN FAN SERVICE #SurvivorAU
August 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I AM CRYING BUT IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED #SurvivorAU
Noooooooooo Parvati you broke my heart #SurvivorAU
August 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Noooooooooo Parvati you broke my heart #SurvivorAU
OMG IF PARV USES HER IDOL FOR KIRBY I WILL CRY THIS IS THE ULTIMATE LESBIAN FAN SERVICE #SurvivorAU
August 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
OMG IF PARV USES HER IDOL FOR KIRBY I WILL CRY THIS IS THE ULTIMATE LESBIAN FAN SERVICE #SurvivorAU
Janine was the reason Kirby turned on Sarah! Janine creating problems everywhere #SurvivorAU
August 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Janine was the reason Kirby turned on Sarah! Janine creating problems everywhere #SurvivorAU
This edit feels like either Janine or Kirby going. I'm leaning towards Janine #SurvivorAU
August 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
This edit feels like either Janine or Kirby going. I'm leaning towards Janine #SurvivorAU
Survivor: Australia vs The World is like someone found my Survivor fanfic and made it real #SurvivorAU
August 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Survivor: Australia vs The World is like someone found my Survivor fanfic and made it real #SurvivorAU
I'm only just catching up on the new season of Australian Survivor: Australia vs the World and my God it is glorious
#survivorau
#survivorau
August 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I'm only just catching up on the new season of Australian Survivor: Australia vs the World and my God it is glorious
#survivorau
#survivorau
I think I might be restructuring my #AFLWFantasy team to have a 2 x rookie ruck set up
🎯Havana Harris
#AFLW #AFLWEaglesSuns
🎯Havana Harris
#AFLW #AFLWEaglesSuns
August 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I think I might be restructuring my #AFLWFantasy team to have a 2 x rookie ruck set up
🎯Havana Harris
#AFLW #AFLWEaglesSuns
🎯Havana Harris
#AFLW #AFLWEaglesSuns
I know the AFL chat is pretty quiet on here, but if anyone is playing #AFLWFantasy I've set up a Head to Head League if you want to join:
aflwfantasy.afl/share/en/lea...
aflwfantasy.afl/share/en/lea...
Join my AFLW Fantasy league!
Create your team now and compete against me to see who the ultimate AFLW Fantasy coach is!
aflwfantasy.afl
August 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I know the AFL chat is pretty quiet on here, but if anyone is playing #AFLWFantasy I've set up a Head to Head League if you want to join:
aflwfantasy.afl/share/en/lea...
aflwfantasy.afl/share/en/lea...
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The association of AFP journalists writes: “Since AFP’s founding in 1944, we have lost journalists in conflicts, we have had members of our ranks wounded or taken prisoner, but none of us can remember ever having seen a colleague die of hunger.”
July 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The association of AFP journalists writes: “Since AFP’s founding in 1944, we have lost journalists in conflicts, we have had members of our ranks wounded or taken prisoner, but none of us can remember ever having seen a colleague die of hunger.”
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Most recent V/AFL players that were younger than Logan Morris (20y 41d) to have a 5+ goal game v GEEL in GEEL
1990 - John Longmire
1985 - Tony Lockett
1976 - Kelvin Templeton
#AFLCatsLions #AFL
1990 - John Longmire
1985 - Tony Lockett
1976 - Kelvin Templeton
#AFLCatsLions #AFL
June 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Most recent V/AFL players that were younger than Logan Morris (20y 41d) to have a 5+ goal game v GEEL in GEEL
1990 - John Longmire
1985 - Tony Lockett
1976 - Kelvin Templeton
#AFLCatsLions #AFL
1990 - John Longmire
1985 - Tony Lockett
1976 - Kelvin Templeton
#AFLCatsLions #AFL
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Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."
May 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."
Voted. Expecting the worst. Hoping for the best.
May 3, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Voted. Expecting the worst. Hoping for the best.
Adelaide Oval needs an exorcism. The Demons v Bombers and Blues v Eagles matches during Gather Round are continuing to curse the ground, bringing us last week's binfire Crows v GWS game, and now this.
#AFLPowerRoos #AFLPortNorth #AFL
#AFLPowerRoos #AFLPortNorth #AFL
April 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Adelaide Oval needs an exorcism. The Demons v Bombers and Blues v Eagles matches during Gather Round are continuing to curse the ground, bringing us last week's binfire Crows v GWS game, and now this.
#AFLPowerRoos #AFLPortNorth #AFL
#AFLPowerRoos #AFLPortNorth #AFL
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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Complete list of V/AFL players to have had 40+ disposals & 10+ goals in a game
LEIGH MATTHEWS - Easter Monday 1973 v ESS (41 disp, 11 goals)
#AFL
LEIGH MATTHEWS - Easter Monday 1973 v ESS (41 disp, 11 goals)
#AFL
April 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Complete list of V/AFL players to have had 40+ disposals & 10+ goals in a game
LEIGH MATTHEWS - Easter Monday 1973 v ESS (41 disp, 11 goals)
#AFL
LEIGH MATTHEWS - Easter Monday 1973 v ESS (41 disp, 11 goals)
#AFL
