Michelle
@hypnicjerk.bsky.social
Boring middle-aged white person wishing for a socialist revolution
Loves: 🦁AFLW/AFLM, 🦁ALW, cats, sleeping, Charli xcx, John Waters, Survivor
Hates: Billionaires, Landlords
Born on Ghungalu Country
Living on Turrbal & Jagera land
Loves: 🦁AFLW/AFLM, 🦁ALW, cats, sleeping, Charli xcx, John Waters, Survivor
Hates: Billionaires, Landlords
Born on Ghungalu Country
Living on Turrbal & Jagera land
charli on the other hand wrote the masterpiece "everything is romantic" (aka my favourite song ever). and even though she hasn't been outspoken on the topic, she has at least made it clear where she stands when it comes to palestine
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
charli on the other hand wrote the masterpiece "everything is romantic" (aka my favourite song ever). and even though she hasn't been outspoken on the topic, she has at least made it clear where she stands when it comes to palestine
I'm sure there are annoyed Lions fans out there but I'm not one of them. 2 points is better than 0 and I honestly think we're lucky to even get the 2 this week. North played better than us.
Also it now seems to be an annual tradition for the Lions to get a draw on Mother's Day
Also it now seems to be an annual tradition for the Lions to get a draw on Mother's Day
May 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I'm sure there are annoyed Lions fans out there but I'm not one of them. 2 points is better than 0 and I honestly think we're lucky to even get the 2 this week. North played better than us.
Also it now seems to be an annual tradition for the Lions to get a draw on Mother's Day
Also it now seems to be an annual tradition for the Lions to get a draw on Mother's Day
Voted. Expecting the worst. Hoping for the best.
May 3, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Voted. Expecting the worst. Hoping for the best.
Tonight I skipped the Adelaide Oval game to head out to Alberton Oval for the first "State of Origin" women's match between the state teams for the VFLW and SANFLW.
This was my first time at Alberton and I really enjoyed the game, as well as spotting former and current AFLW players in the crowd.
This was my first time at Alberton and I really enjoyed the game, as well as spotting former and current AFLW players in the crowd.
April 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Tonight I skipped the Adelaide Oval game to head out to Alberton Oval for the first "State of Origin" women's match between the state teams for the VFLW and SANFLW.
This was my first time at Alberton and I really enjoyed the game, as well as spotting former and current AFLW players in the crowd.
This was my first time at Alberton and I really enjoyed the game, as well as spotting former and current AFLW players in the crowd.
Last night I did the Adelaide Oval Roof Climb and got to watch the 2nd half of Crows v Cats from the best seats in the place.
I highly recommend it (unless you have a big, big fear of heights).
Also, great game for a neutral (me), not so much for the 4 x Crows supporters on the climb
#AFL
I highly recommend it (unless you have a big, big fear of heights).
Also, great game for a neutral (me), not so much for the 4 x Crows supporters on the climb
#AFL
April 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Last night I did the Adelaide Oval Roof Climb and got to watch the 2nd half of Crows v Cats from the best seats in the place.
I highly recommend it (unless you have a big, big fear of heights).
Also, great game for a neutral (me), not so much for the 4 x Crows supporters on the climb
#AFL
I highly recommend it (unless you have a big, big fear of heights).
Also, great game for a neutral (me), not so much for the 4 x Crows supporters on the climb
#AFL
Absolutely devastated that the Suns appear to have retired their 🎺 and 🥁 post-goal celebration in favour of having individual player's goal songs. RIP trumpet man and drum man, you will always be in my heart
#AFL
#AFL
April 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Absolutely devastated that the Suns appear to have retired their 🎺 and 🥁 post-goal celebration in favour of having individual player's goal songs. RIP trumpet man and drum man, you will always be in my heart
#AFL
#AFL
When I was 8 years old I had the biggest crush on Val Kilmer as Madmartigan in Willow - the OG medieval fuckboy. On reflection it's no real surprise that I turned out to be bi.
RIP 👑
RIP 👑
April 2, 2025 at 7:23 AM
When I was 8 years old I had the biggest crush on Val Kilmer as Madmartigan in Willow - the OG medieval fuckboy. On reflection it's no real surprise that I turned out to be bi.
RIP 👑
RIP 👑
I recently bought a Panasonic DP-UB820 4K UltraHD Blu-ray player and quickly discovered it's region-locked.
Anyway I purchased this little doohickey remote from eBay and it arrived today. VOILA! I can now play all my non-region 4 DVDs.
The Krzysztof Kieślowski film festival starts now!
Anyway I purchased this little doohickey remote from eBay and it arrived today. VOILA! I can now play all my non-region 4 DVDs.
The Krzysztof Kieślowski film festival starts now!
March 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I recently bought a Panasonic DP-UB820 4K UltraHD Blu-ray player and quickly discovered it's region-locked.
Anyway I purchased this little doohickey remote from eBay and it arrived today. VOILA! I can now play all my non-region 4 DVDs.
The Krzysztof Kieślowski film festival starts now!
Anyway I purchased this little doohickey remote from eBay and it arrived today. VOILA! I can now play all my non-region 4 DVDs.
The Krzysztof Kieślowski film festival starts now!
Everyone's going to be hard-pressed beating Ah Chee for goal of year. Clearly channelling his inner Joe Daniher 😮💨
#BrisbaneLions #AFL
#BrisbaneLions #AFL
March 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Everyone's going to be hard-pressed beating Ah Chee for goal of year. Clearly channelling his inner Joe Daniher 😮💨
#BrisbaneLions #AFL
#BrisbaneLions #AFL
On my TV it says 1 hr 15 min
March 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
On my TV it says 1 hr 15 min
I agree. Personally I think we should bring back the proud and time-honoured tradition of THE BOOT to deal with such cases
March 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I agree. Personally I think we should bring back the proud and time-honoured tradition of THE BOOT to deal with such cases
TIME TO BRING OUT THE BOOT
March 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
TIME TO BRING OUT THE BOOT
If you live in Brisbane, I want to know if you've heard any thunder yet. I can't hear much else above the HEAVY rain. But I feel like you can't call something a thunderstorm unless there is also some thunder.
#Brisbane #TCAlfred #CycloneAlfres
#Brisbane #TCAlfred #CycloneAlfres
March 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
If you live in Brisbane, I want to know if you've heard any thunder yet. I can't hear much else above the HEAVY rain. But I feel like you can't call something a thunderstorm unless there is also some thunder.
#Brisbane #TCAlfred #CycloneAlfres
#Brisbane #TCAlfred #CycloneAlfres
If you look at the live radar now you'll see the rain movement is still happening around the area that I've marked in red. This is around about where the centre of ex-TC Alfred is. It's now a tropical low, but it can still have strong winds, and the large amount of rain it's bringing is of concern
March 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If you look at the live radar now you'll see the rain movement is still happening around the area that I've marked in red. This is around about where the centre of ex-TC Alfred is. It's now a tropical low, but it can still have strong winds, and the large amount of rain it's bringing is of concern
It crossed Moreton Island overnight but not the mainland. They expected it to make landfall at 6am but it never did and turned into a low and just sat near Bribie. I've been checking the tracking map all day. The L in blue was the current position each time the map was updated.
March 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It crossed Moreton Island overnight but not the mainland. They expected it to make landfall at 6am but it never did and turned into a low and just sat near Bribie. I've been checking the tracking map all day. The L in blue was the current position each time the map was updated.
Ex-TC Alfred has finally moved onto the mainland which is why the winds have been picking up all evening. Definitely feels worse than last night in my suburb #TCAlfred #CycloneAlfred
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Ex-TC Alfred has finally moved onto the mainland which is why the winds have been picking up all evening. Definitely feels worse than last night in my suburb #TCAlfred #CycloneAlfred
He must have liked it at Bribie because he's been hanging out there all day. The wind has really picked up around my place in the last couple of hours.
March 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
He must have liked it at Bribie because he's been hanging out there all day. The wind has really picked up around my place in the last couple of hours.
Alfie's drunk ass tripped over Moreton Island at 1am and has spent the last 14 hours stumbling around off the coastline. What a LOW-life
#CycloneAlfred
#CycloneAlfred
March 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Alfie's drunk ass tripped over Moreton Island at 1am and has spent the last 14 hours stumbling around off the coastline. What a LOW-life
#CycloneAlfred
#CycloneAlfred
The good news is that Alfred has just been downgraded to Cat 1 and the Warning Zone has been decreased to be between Noosa and Ballina
#CycloneAlfred
#CycloneAlfred
March 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The good news is that Alfred has just been downgraded to Cat 1 and the Warning Zone has been decreased to be between Noosa and Ballina
#CycloneAlfred
#CycloneAlfred
Go home, Alfie, you're drunk #CycloneAlfred
March 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Go home, Alfie, you're drunk #CycloneAlfred
Cyclone Alfred went for another meander overnight. If he keeps doing this every night he's not going to arrive until Sunday. Arriving three days late? Just the height of rudeness.
March 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Cyclone Alfred went for another meander overnight. If he keeps doing this every night he's not going to arrive until Sunday. Arriving three days late? Just the height of rudeness.
Has Froggy got a license for those guns? #BrisbaneLions
February 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Has Froggy got a license for those guns? #BrisbaneLions
The upside-down 2s as 5s are a truly cursed image. At least they're no longer used on the Lions socials #AFL #BrisbaneLions
February 27, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The upside-down 2s as 5s are a truly cursed image. At least they're no longer used on the Lions socials #AFL #BrisbaneLions