Creature
@hyperdermic.bsky.social
call me rye • nonbinary dyke • he/it • 25 •
local court jester 🤡 • mcelroy obsessed 🦐 •
professional sleep paralysis demon • cancer •
local court jester 🤡 • mcelroy obsessed 🦐 •
professional sleep paralysis demon • cancer •
Forgot to smoke before coming to Payless now I gotta grocery shop stone sober ☹️🔫
March 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Forgot to smoke before coming to Payless now I gotta grocery shop stone sober ☹️🔫
I was born in the right generation I love ripping a blinker on my penjamin in the unisex bathroom
March 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I was born in the right generation I love ripping a blinker on my penjamin in the unisex bathroom
I love my cat so fucking much but goddamn it I wish she were too stupid to understand how to open a cabinet 😭😭
March 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I love my cat so fucking much but goddamn it I wish she were too stupid to understand how to open a cabinet 😭😭
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fucked up how HRT weight gain is fear mongered when so many trans people i know gain weight because they start experiencing appetites, they start coming out of depressions, they start participating in the world (going to restaurants, eating in front of friends). it's a good thing!
February 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
fucked up how HRT weight gain is fear mongered when so many trans people i know gain weight because they start experiencing appetites, they start coming out of depressions, they start participating in the world (going to restaurants, eating in front of friends). it's a good thing!
Begging Gus Sorola to come back and give us more Black Box Down 🙏
February 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Begging Gus Sorola to come back and give us more Black Box Down 🙏
Need this illness to be purged from my body completely by Sunday I can’t survive without my weekly craft meetup
February 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Need this illness to be purged from my body completely by Sunday I can’t survive without my weekly craft meetup
Need this illness to be purged from my body completely by Sunday I can’t survive without my weekly craft meetup
February 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Need this illness to be purged from my body completely by Sunday I can’t survive without my weekly craft meetup
Ended up explaining to my craft group the other day how I ended up not in college and realized how much more I should hate my father
February 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Ended up explaining to my craft group the other day how I ended up not in college and realized how much more I should hate my father
New Andrew Tate photo leaked from detention facility
February 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
New Andrew Tate photo leaked from detention facility
I volunteer to push the button every 108 minutes so that planes can work again
February 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I volunteer to push the button every 108 minutes so that planes can work again
New toys in the mail :)
February 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
New toys in the mail :)
I think I may have the kindest and most helpful male primary care physician in the world lowkey
February 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I think I may have the kindest and most helpful male primary care physician in the world lowkey
Rfk drinking Smurf jizz on a plane?? Crazyyyyyy
February 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Rfk drinking Smurf jizz on a plane?? Crazyyyyyy
Balancing the humors 💛🖤🧡
February 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Balancing the humors 💛🖤🧡
Need to be baptized in sweat and sound at another TFB show immediately
February 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Need to be baptized in sweat and sound at another TFB show immediately
Nothing makes me feel more like an adult than getting my car oil changed
February 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Nothing makes me feel more like an adult than getting my car oil changed
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Imagine if you really put your heart in a blender
Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful
January 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Imagine if you really put your heart in a blender
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600 million dollars is too much to spend on a wedding. You can have a perfectly good wedding for 500 million dollars
December 23, 2024 at 8:57 AM
600 million dollars is too much to spend on a wedding. You can have a perfectly good wedding for 500 million dollars
