James
@hylianjames.bsky.social
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You’re playing chess. I’m playing Sorry. My therapist keeps telling me to stop apologizing
February 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
You’re playing chess. I’m playing Sorry. My therapist keeps telling me to stop apologizing
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Maybe I’d like ai more if it could find a way to make my mom go to therapy
February 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Maybe I’d like ai more if it could find a way to make my mom go to therapy
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I really wish that cheetahs domesticated themselves. Those foreheads are perfectly shaped for kisses 😭😭
February 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I really wish that cheetahs domesticated themselves. Those foreheads are perfectly shaped for kisses 😭😭
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Just a reminder (that I’ve been giving myself), people get paid $1/1000 views on TikTok. So when they’re delivering news in the most shocking, fear-mongering way possible, they’re paying their bills by jabbing at your nervous system.
February 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Just a reminder (that I’ve been giving myself), people get paid $1/1000 views on TikTok. So when they’re delivering news in the most shocking, fear-mongering way possible, they’re paying their bills by jabbing at your nervous system.
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If I was president I’d get rid of the military and give every trans person a million dollars
February 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If I was president I’d get rid of the military and give every trans person a million dollars
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I have evil and spite coursing through my veins and clogging my arteries
February 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I have evil and spite coursing through my veins and clogging my arteries
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I’m autistic which means I can cut guns in half with my mind
February 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’m autistic which means I can cut guns in half with my mind
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Gender affirming sturgeonry
January 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Gender affirming sturgeonry
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Fellas I’M the alpha.
I’m ALSO the omega.
I have a god complex.
I’m ALSO the omega.
I have a god complex.
January 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Fellas I’M the alpha.
I’m ALSO the omega.
I have a god complex.
I’m ALSO the omega.
I have a god complex.
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Sorry I haven’t been answering your texts it’s just that since installing a bidet I haven’t been able to hear my phone going off over the sound of the water shooting Up into my ass.
January 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Sorry I haven’t been answering your texts it’s just that since installing a bidet I haven’t been able to hear my phone going off over the sound of the water shooting Up into my ass.
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Genuinely, why do people go into journalism just to write little cowardly “the history of arm gestures is actually quite fascinating” articles?
It’s like if I went into nursing and then was like “ooh but none of the icky stuff. Maybe I could just pass out the jellos? I could be on jello patrol?”
It’s like if I went into nursing and then was like “ooh but none of the icky stuff. Maybe I could just pass out the jellos? I could be on jello patrol?”
January 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Genuinely, why do people go into journalism just to write little cowardly “the history of arm gestures is actually quite fascinating” articles?
It’s like if I went into nursing and then was like “ooh but none of the icky stuff. Maybe I could just pass out the jellos? I could be on jello patrol?”
It’s like if I went into nursing and then was like “ooh but none of the icky stuff. Maybe I could just pass out the jellos? I could be on jello patrol?”
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From the Twitter archives.
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
From the Twitter archives.
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While I am nervous about the ending of birthright citizenship, they HAVE to amend the constitution to do so. That requires 2/3 congressional majority AND 3/4 of the states have to ratify. 22 states have already filed lawsuits against the executive order, which throws out the 3/4 majority of states.
January 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
While I am nervous about the ending of birthright citizenship, they HAVE to amend the constitution to do so. That requires 2/3 congressional majority AND 3/4 of the states have to ratify. 22 states have already filed lawsuits against the executive order, which throws out the 3/4 majority of states.
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At this point, why do we even care about the Oscar’s. Why do we subject ourselves to these award shows
“A Duck Walked Up To The Lemonade Stand” was never nominated for best comedy/musical so you know they have no merit
“A Duck Walked Up To The Lemonade Stand” was never nominated for best comedy/musical so you know they have no merit
January 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
At this point, why do we even care about the Oscar’s. Why do we subject ourselves to these award shows
“A Duck Walked Up To The Lemonade Stand” was never nominated for best comedy/musical so you know they have no merit
“A Duck Walked Up To The Lemonade Stand” was never nominated for best comedy/musical so you know they have no merit
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I love queerness. I love instant ease with a stranger. I love how we find each other, how we pocket together.
And these miserable fucks won’t kill our joy. They’ve tried to salt the grounds of hope and look how it blooms. It blooms every fucking time no matter what they do.
And these miserable fucks won’t kill our joy. They’ve tried to salt the grounds of hope and look how it blooms. It blooms every fucking time no matter what they do.
January 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I love queerness. I love instant ease with a stranger. I love how we find each other, how we pocket together.
And these miserable fucks won’t kill our joy. They’ve tried to salt the grounds of hope and look how it blooms. It blooms every fucking time no matter what they do.
And these miserable fucks won’t kill our joy. They’ve tried to salt the grounds of hope and look how it blooms. It blooms every fucking time no matter what they do.