fully caught up on love island. yes, I am better than you.
July 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
fully caught up on love island. yes, I am better than you.
Now that Mamdani has won do you think they’ll stop asking him stupid questions like if he’ll get lunch with Emperor Zurg
June 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Now that Mamdani has won do you think they’ll stop asking him stupid questions like if he’ll get lunch with Emperor Zurg
been on a wellness shot kick recently. to the point where I’ll have one at any time of the day.
10 years in LA and they finally got me gal
10 years in LA and they finally got me gal
June 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
been on a wellness shot kick recently. to the point where I’ll have one at any time of the day.
10 years in LA and they finally got me gal
10 years in LA and they finally got me gal
I feel like if I tried really hard I could do a good Hank Hill impression but I’m too much of a coward to fail that I won’t even try, not even in the safety of my own home away from judgement
June 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I feel like if I tried really hard I could do a good Hank Hill impression but I’m too much of a coward to fail that I won’t even try, not even in the safety of my own home away from judgement
military parade for a draft dodger
right… right…
how those bone spurs treating ya donny?
right… right…
how those bone spurs treating ya donny?
June 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
military parade for a draft dodger
right… right…
how those bone spurs treating ya donny?
right… right…
how those bone spurs treating ya donny?
FUCK ICE. FUCK ICE. FUCK ICE.
June 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
FUCK ICE. FUCK ICE. FUCK ICE.
can’t wait for Elon to be like, “when I said I love you I didn’t mean it” and Donald will be like, “take that back bitch,” and Elon will be like, “no and also my friends never liked you,” and Donald will be like, “you don’t have any friends.”
I love a public breakup 😈
I love a public breakup 😈
June 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
can’t wait for Elon to be like, “when I said I love you I didn’t mean it” and Donald will be like, “take that back bitch,” and Elon will be like, “no and also my friends never liked you,” and Donald will be like, “you don’t have any friends.”
I love a public breakup 😈
I love a public breakup 😈
first day of pride and I haven’t met my wife so I think it’s over for me
June 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
first day of pride and I haven’t met my wife so I think it’s over for me
jumped on my mini trampoline for too long and now I can’t walk
is this what happens in your late 20’s
is this what happens in your late 20’s
March 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
jumped on my mini trampoline for too long and now I can’t walk
is this what happens in your late 20’s
is this what happens in your late 20’s
has your ass ever been so juicy that it physically shifts the positioning of the tectonic plates
March 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
has your ass ever been so juicy that it physically shifts the positioning of the tectonic plates
the easter bunny can’t hide eggs this year because they’re so expensive and somehow trans people being in the military are responsible and somehow that is relevant to the price of eggs
February 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
the easter bunny can’t hide eggs this year because they’re so expensive and somehow trans people being in the military are responsible and somehow that is relevant to the price of eggs
thinking about Luigi
when am I not
free my boy
when am I not
free my boy
February 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
thinking about Luigi
when am I not
free my boy
when am I not
free my boy
really thought all the hullabaloo around emelia perez being bad was just “let’s shit on this new thing” talk but WOOF
to be made? no, to be APPROVED to be made? yikes-a-roni
to be nominated?? egads.
to not cast ME in this future camp cult classic? a TRAVESTY.
to be made? no, to be APPROVED to be made? yikes-a-roni
to be nominated?? egads.
to not cast ME in this future camp cult classic? a TRAVESTY.
February 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
really thought all the hullabaloo around emelia perez being bad was just “let’s shit on this new thing” talk but WOOF
to be made? no, to be APPROVED to be made? yikes-a-roni
to be nominated?? egads.
to not cast ME in this future camp cult classic? a TRAVESTY.
to be made? no, to be APPROVED to be made? yikes-a-roni
to be nominated?? egads.
to not cast ME in this future camp cult classic? a TRAVESTY.
Had a dream where I was decorating for Valentine’s Day. Cannot wait to turn my dreams into reality.
February 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Had a dream where I was decorating for Valentine’s Day. Cannot wait to turn my dreams into reality.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times
Why don’t you like me
Why don’t you like me
February 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times
Why don’t you like me
Why don’t you like me
“you can’t get violent because they’ll declare martial law”
no ur so right diva. let’s sign another petition that they’ll totally definitely read!! how could they not, there’s so many signatures!! that will really show em were not gonna stand for it!!
no ur so right diva. let’s sign another petition that they’ll totally definitely read!! how could they not, there’s so many signatures!! that will really show em were not gonna stand for it!!
January 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
“you can’t get violent because they’ll declare martial law”
no ur so right diva. let’s sign another petition that they’ll totally definitely read!! how could they not, there’s so many signatures!! that will really show em were not gonna stand for it!!
no ur so right diva. let’s sign another petition that they’ll totally definitely read!! how could they not, there’s so many signatures!! that will really show em were not gonna stand for it!!
They just raised my rent again.
Who do they think I am? A financially stable person who doesn’t cry?
Who do they think I am? A financially stable person who doesn’t cry?
January 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
They just raised my rent again.
Who do they think I am? A financially stable person who doesn’t cry?
Who do they think I am? A financially stable person who doesn’t cry?
Fellas I’M the alpha.
I’m ALSO the omega.
I have a god complex.
I’m ALSO the omega.
I have a god complex.
January 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Fellas I’M the alpha.
I’m ALSO the omega.
I have a god complex.
I’m ALSO the omega.
I have a god complex.
At this point, why do we even care about the Oscar’s. Why do we subject ourselves to these award shows
“A Duck Walked Up To The Lemonade Stand” was never nominated for best comedy/musical so you know they have no merit
“A Duck Walked Up To The Lemonade Stand” was never nominated for best comedy/musical so you know they have no merit
January 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
At this point, why do we even care about the Oscar’s. Why do we subject ourselves to these award shows
“A Duck Walked Up To The Lemonade Stand” was never nominated for best comedy/musical so you know they have no merit
“A Duck Walked Up To The Lemonade Stand” was never nominated for best comedy/musical so you know they have no merit
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
And Carrie Underwood?
You can catch these motherfucking hands too.
TRUST.
You can catch these motherfucking hands too.
TRUST.
January 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
And Carrie Underwood?
You can catch these motherfucking hands too.
TRUST.
You can catch these motherfucking hands too.
TRUST.
what do you think he’s gonna wear for the inauguration tomorrow?
do you think he has it laid out on his bed like a fucking loser?
do you think he has it laid out on his bed like a fucking loser?
January 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
what do you think he’s gonna wear for the inauguration tomorrow?
do you think he has it laid out on his bed like a fucking loser?
do you think he has it laid out on his bed like a fucking loser?
thank you?? you want me to thank that man for his “efforts” to save tiktok??
how about EAT SHIT and literally CATAPULT yourself into the fucking SUN you FREAK
how about EAT SHIT and literally CATAPULT yourself into the fucking SUN you FREAK
January 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
thank you?? you want me to thank that man for his “efforts” to save tiktok??
how about EAT SHIT and literally CATAPULT yourself into the fucking SUN you FREAK
how about EAT SHIT and literally CATAPULT yourself into the fucking SUN you FREAK
mad, sad, and overall… bad
just a few emotions from my twisted mind this morning
just a few emotions from my twisted mind this morning
January 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
mad, sad, and overall… bad
just a few emotions from my twisted mind this morning
just a few emotions from my twisted mind this morning