Will
@hyenadons.bsky.social
He/Him. 29. Mostly here to shoot off random texts complaining about small things, or appreciate other small things. Nothing super serious on here. I love my mom, my friends, my city, and my dog.
Enjoyer and general enthusiast of things.
Enjoyer and general enthusiast of things.
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Personally, I think off-leash dogs whose owners who have zippo control over them are a much, much bigger problem than, say, urban coyotes.
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Personally, I think off-leash dogs whose owners who have zippo control over them are a much, much bigger problem than, say, urban coyotes.
I think it would be really funny if I got a trio of tattoos that were kinda shitty/poorly done that were about the "bits" that I have maintained over most of my life. Like one of the loch ness monster (nessie is my mom), one of bigfoot (bigfoot is my wife) and one of a horse (i fucking HATE horses)
September 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I think it would be really funny if I got a trio of tattoos that were kinda shitty/poorly done that were about the "bits" that I have maintained over most of my life. Like one of the loch ness monster (nessie is my mom), one of bigfoot (bigfoot is my wife) and one of a horse (i fucking HATE horses)
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dear white people,
this includes:
- thanking them at suburban protests
- giving them a polite wave when crossing the street in front of them
- giving them free food at restaurants
- smiling at them in uniform
make them feel hated
make them feel like they dont belong
make them feel bad
dont be nice
this includes:
- thanking them at suburban protests
- giving them a polite wave when crossing the street in front of them
- giving them free food at restaurants
- smiling at them in uniform
make them feel hated
make them feel like they dont belong
make them feel bad
dont be nice
stop being nice to cops
August 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
dear white people,
this includes:
- thanking them at suburban protests
- giving them a polite wave when crossing the street in front of them
- giving them free food at restaurants
- smiling at them in uniform
make them feel hated
make them feel like they dont belong
make them feel bad
dont be nice
this includes:
- thanking them at suburban protests
- giving them a polite wave when crossing the street in front of them
- giving them free food at restaurants
- smiling at them in uniform
make them feel hated
make them feel like they dont belong
make them feel bad
dont be nice
Also. Just. to talk about chaos walking a bit more. I so distinctly remember a christmas where my biological mother asked me what I wanted. I sent her a link to
July 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Also. Just. to talk about chaos walking a bit more. I so distinctly remember a christmas where my biological mother asked me what I wanted. I sent her a link to
To repost with more weird shit my brain came up with while asleep: I woke up the other day with an intense hatred of ostriches (normal, for me - most birds are weird and I don't like them. Ostriches are especially weird) and a deep desire to eat ostritch meat. Like, as vengeance? idk.
I just woke up with two brand new words in my head, both of which are bad and ridiculous and I love them.
-slutuation/slutuationship: a slutty little relationship
-quadrilogy: a quartet that was originally going to be a trilogy
-slutuation/slutuationship: a slutty little relationship
-quadrilogy: a quartet that was originally going to be a trilogy
July 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
To repost with more weird shit my brain came up with while asleep: I woke up the other day with an intense hatred of ostriches (normal, for me - most birds are weird and I don't like them. Ostriches are especially weird) and a deep desire to eat ostritch meat. Like, as vengeance? idk.
I'm rereading, for the first time in maybe a decade, Chaos Walking by @patricknessbooks.bsky.social and every few pages I have to put my head in my hands and say "EFF ME" (except I don't say eff)
July 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I'm rereading, for the first time in maybe a decade, Chaos Walking by @patricknessbooks.bsky.social and every few pages I have to put my head in my hands and say "EFF ME" (except I don't say eff)
I really quite hate that platforms like instagram and tiktok have made it so you can't say words like "murder" or "suicide" and you have to use all these stupid fucking metaphors or just put random asterisks in the words. But at the same time. I think "i'm going to kermit sewerslide" is pretty funny
June 21, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I really quite hate that platforms like instagram and tiktok have made it so you can't say words like "murder" or "suicide" and you have to use all these stupid fucking metaphors or just put random asterisks in the words. But at the same time. I think "i'm going to kermit sewerslide" is pretty funny
I just woke up with two brand new words in my head, both of which are bad and ridiculous and I love them.
-slutuation/slutuationship: a slutty little relationship
-quadrilogy: a quartet that was originally going to be a trilogy
-slutuation/slutuationship: a slutty little relationship
-quadrilogy: a quartet that was originally going to be a trilogy
June 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I just woke up with two brand new words in my head, both of which are bad and ridiculous and I love them.
-slutuation/slutuationship: a slutty little relationship
-quadrilogy: a quartet that was originally going to be a trilogy
-slutuation/slutuationship: a slutty little relationship
-quadrilogy: a quartet that was originally going to be a trilogy
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We need to address ALL causes of biodiversity collapse, including pet cats, which make a massive contribution.
www.theguardian.com/environment/....
www.theguardian.com/environment/....
Is it time to end cats’ right to roam?
Pet cats kill songbirds by the million, as well as other wildlife. But how much of a threat do they really pose, and should they be kept indoors?
www.theguardian.com
June 16, 2025 at 6:52 AM
We need to address ALL causes of biodiversity collapse, including pet cats, which make a massive contribution.
www.theguardian.com/environment/....
www.theguardian.com/environment/....
haven't even watched the last like 5 episodes of dw and i'm truly like fully miserable about the finale from what i've heard of it. like full on burying my head in my hands asking how did we get here? this is not my beautiful house. this is not my beautiful wife.
June 1, 2025 at 10:32 AM
haven't even watched the last like 5 episodes of dw and i'm truly like fully miserable about the finale from what i've heard of it. like full on burying my head in my hands asking how did we get here? this is not my beautiful house. this is not my beautiful wife.
need me a partner like this
May 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
need me a partner like this
sometimes i hate how much i relate to sleigh bells lyrics
May 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
sometimes i hate how much i relate to sleigh bells lyrics
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Seriously, do not buy, stream, or otherwise support of promote more Harry Potter bullshit. It is no longer theoretical - Rowling is funelling those wizard bucks into getting the law changed to actively oppress an already-vulnerable minority.
May 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Seriously, do not buy, stream, or otherwise support of promote more Harry Potter bullshit. It is no longer theoretical - Rowling is funelling those wizard bucks into getting the law changed to actively oppress an already-vulnerable minority.
Horses are evil but donkeys? I love donkeys.
May 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Horses are evil but donkeys? I love donkeys.
I know I gotta go to work but lately it's been extra hard to do so because Koda has been enjoying snuggling me back-to-back.
May 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I know I gotta go to work but lately it's been extra hard to do so because Koda has been enjoying snuggling me back-to-back.
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I need a shirt that says "legally a man, biologically an abomination"
April 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I need a shirt that says "legally a man, biologically an abomination"
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My first and last word on her or her stupid fucking wizard shit
April 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My first and last word on her or her stupid fucking wizard shit
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@aidanthejester.bsky.social said it best:
April 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
@aidanthejester.bsky.social said it best:
Somehow tumblr remains.
April 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Somehow tumblr remains.
i emailed 2 more therapists today :)
April 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i emailed 2 more therapists today :)
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Stop saying “post covid”. People are confusing the end of the public health emergency with the end of the pandemic.
The pandemic is not over. “During COVID” is now.
If we want to end it, we need to first acknowledge this fact. Then mask up, clean the air & develop better vaccines & treatments.
The pandemic is not over. “During COVID” is now.
If we want to end it, we need to first acknowledge this fact. Then mask up, clean the air & develop better vaccines & treatments.
Suggesting the world is “post COVID” contributes to an unwitting shift in research priorities
www.bmj.com
April 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Stop saying “post covid”. People are confusing the end of the public health emergency with the end of the pandemic.
The pandemic is not over. “During COVID” is now.
If we want to end it, we need to first acknowledge this fact. Then mask up, clean the air & develop better vaccines & treatments.
The pandemic is not over. “During COVID” is now.
If we want to end it, we need to first acknowledge this fact. Then mask up, clean the air & develop better vaccines & treatments.
Just realized I can spend most of my day tomorrow doing embroidery and mending while watching tv. Hell fucking yeah.
April 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Just realized I can spend most of my day tomorrow doing embroidery and mending while watching tv. Hell fucking yeah.
two weeks till next payday.
the worse things get the harder i fight, the harder I fight the more I love life.
the worse things get the harder i fight, the harder I fight the more I love life.
April 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
two weeks till next payday.
the worse things get the harder i fight, the harder I fight the more I love life.
the worse things get the harder i fight, the harder I fight the more I love life.
yeah i'm gonna regret this sleep decision so badly tomorrow. I will have about two hours of sleep under my belt. But fuck that ep slapped severely
April 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
yeah i'm gonna regret this sleep decision so badly tomorrow. I will have about two hours of sleep under my belt. But fuck that ep slapped severely
I know i'm up waaaaayyy way past my bedtime and I will pay for this badly in about five hours, but goddamn, i'm watching the final ep of the pitt and
April 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I know i'm up waaaaayyy way past my bedtime and I will pay for this badly in about five hours, but goddamn, i'm watching the final ep of the pitt and