The Most Learned Horace York Asquinton, IX, S.L.
@hyasquinton9sl.bsky.social
Comes now a Most Ancient and Premier Serjeant-at-Law and a Bencher for the Most Honorable Serjeants' Society of Jedwood Inn. Ask the irascible bachelor of laws, letters, and love from the Kingdom of Jurupa to share some of his infinite wisdom….
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Greetings! This most humble servant-at-law knows many things from traveling hither, thither, and yon. What is your interest? You seek knowledge from this irascible bachelor of laws, letters, and love who has much? Some of what this serjeant-of-the-coif knows is verified by actual facts!
It is harder to oppress the actually educated, but this assumes that the education received contains actual valuable knowledge.
However, if you convince the baseborn that propaganda is knowledge, you can make education a weapon against the baseborn.
#KeepTheBasebornBasic!
#VoteBlueBlood!
However, if you convince the baseborn that propaganda is knowledge, you can make education a weapon against the baseborn.
#KeepTheBasebornBasic!
#VoteBlueBlood!
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It is harder to oppress the actually educated, but this assumes that the education received contains actual valuable knowledge.
However, if you convince the baseborn that propaganda is knowledge, you can make education a weapon against the baseborn.
#KeepTheBasebornBasic!
#VoteBlueBlood!
However, if you convince the baseborn that propaganda is knowledge, you can make education a weapon against the baseborn.
#KeepTheBasebornBasic!
#VoteBlueBlood!
The holy idea Justitia would never harm his American Imperial Majesty’ ministers and their agents.
#WealthinessIsClosestToBlamelessness.
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
#WealthinessIsClosestToBlamelessness.
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
September 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The holy idea Justitia would never harm his American Imperial Majesty’ ministers and their agents.
#WealthinessIsClosestToBlamelessness.
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
#WealthinessIsClosestToBlamelessness.
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
With solemn gratitude, this humble ole coifed serjeant graciously accepts this tremendous honor of knighthood (as Knight of the Patriarchal Order) bestowed by their lordships of Patriarchy Central (www.x.com/PatriarchyCtrl) upon this servant-at-law from the Kingdom of Jurupa.
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September 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
With solemn gratitude, this humble ole coifed serjeant graciously accepts this tremendous honor of knighthood (as Knight of the Patriarchal Order) bestowed by their lordships of Patriarchy Central (www.x.com/PatriarchyCtrl) upon this servant-at-law from the Kingdom of Jurupa.
Not his American Imperial Majesty, the GodEmperor!
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
September 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Not his American Imperial Majesty, the GodEmperor!
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
September 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!
Comes now this most humble ole coifed serjeant to celebrate 74 years of life.
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonAbides!
Comes now this most humble ole coifed serjeant to celebrate 74 years of life.
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonAbides!
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July 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!
Comes now this most humble ole coifed serjeant to celebrate 74 years of life.
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonAbides!
Comes now this most humble ole coifed serjeant to celebrate 74 years of life.
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonAbides!
The wealthy, in their wisdom, will monetize the efforts of the peacemakers, healers, restorers, storytellers, and lovers and thereby become more wealthy as that is how the wealthy became successful and wealthy in the first place.
July 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
The wealthy, in their wisdom, will monetize the efforts of the peacemakers, healers, restorers, storytellers, and lovers and thereby become more wealthy as that is how the wealthy became successful and wealthy in the first place.
He was a suburban sage, dare it be said.
Growing older is realizing everything he said was right
July 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
He was a suburban sage, dare it be said.
Is everyone lining up to get burgers?
Are Jack-in-the-Box burgers really that popular?
Are Jack-in-the-Box burgers really that popular?
June 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Is everyone lining up to get burgers?
Are Jack-in-the-Box burgers really that popular?
Are Jack-in-the-Box burgers really that popular?
This why everyone must embrace the ideæ and idei.
Prudentia, Justitia, Clementia, Invidia, Concordia, Aequitas, Libertas, Pax, and Lex are so much more believable.
Prudentia, Justitia, Clementia, Invidia, Concordia, Aequitas, Libertas, Pax, and Lex are so much more believable.
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈’𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧
1. The bible stories are illogical
2. The bible stories are immoral
3. The bible stories are childish
4. The bible stories are fictional.
1. The bible stories are illogical
2. The bible stories are immoral
3. The bible stories are childish
4. The bible stories are fictional.
June 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This why everyone must embrace the ideæ and idei.
Prudentia, Justitia, Clementia, Invidia, Concordia, Aequitas, Libertas, Pax, and Lex are so much more believable.
Prudentia, Justitia, Clementia, Invidia, Concordia, Aequitas, Libertas, Pax, and Lex are so much more believable.
June 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This map indicates that this most humble ole coifed serjeant is grade “A” yet both a “moral paradox” and a “curious enigma” while only 93% evil.
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June 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This map indicates that this most humble ole coifed serjeant is grade “A” yet both a “moral paradox” and a “curious enigma” while only 93% evil.
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These #NoKings protests blaspheme against his American Imperial Majesty, the GodEmperor.
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonObjects for his Sudaltacalifornnic Majesty, King Bob, the fiftieth of his name, the King of Jurupa.
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonObjects for his Sudaltacalifornnic Majesty, King Bob, the fiftieth of his name, the King of Jurupa.
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
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June 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
These #NoKings protests blaspheme against his American Imperial Majesty, the GodEmperor.
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonObjects for his Sudaltacalifornnic Majesty, King Bob, the fiftieth of his name, the King of Jurupa.
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonObjects for his Sudaltacalifornnic Majesty, King Bob, the fiftieth of his name, the King of Jurupa.
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
protecting the honor of the walt disney corporation from blaggards online
June 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
No kings?
Nay, this humble ole servant-at-law says.
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonObjects!
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
Nay, this humble ole servant-at-law says.
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonObjects!
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
June 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
No kings?
Nay, this humble ole servant-at-law says.
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonObjects!
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
Nay, this humble ole servant-at-law says.
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonObjects!
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
This most humble ole coifed serjeant has been recognized as a member of the Patriarchy by their lordships of Patriarchy Central (www.x.com/PatriarchyCtrl).
May 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This most humble ole coifed serjeant has been recognized as a member of the Patriarchy by their lordships of Patriarchy Central (www.x.com/PatriarchyCtrl).
Your most Holy of Holies, let the American Imperial GodEmporer live forever.
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
Hi, I’m God.
I promise you that he won’t live forever.
Please stop poking God with sticks and telling Me to do it faster.
I promise you that he won’t live forever.
Please stop poking God with sticks and telling Me to do it faster.
May 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Your most Holy of Holies, let the American Imperial GodEmporer live forever.
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
#RevereTheGodEmperorAndExpelTheBarbarians!
#MakeAutocracyGreatAgain ( #MAGA )!
It is a good timeline for the aristocracy. You just are not highborn.
Is any timeline a good timeline for the baseborn?
Is any timeline a good timeline for the baseborn?
after extensive testing i can confirm the split into the Bad Timeline happened when we lost physical keyboards on our phones
May 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It is a good timeline for the aristocracy. You just are not highborn.
Is any timeline a good timeline for the baseborn?
Is any timeline a good timeline for the baseborn?
This is the secret badge of the #MillrindMafia.
The #MillrindMafia, if it exists, which it does not, exists in every law office. The #MillrindMafia applies brutal precision and inordinate argumentation to overwhelm all resistance. The last thing you want to be is “the work.”
The #MillrindMafia, if it exists, which it does not, exists in every law office. The #MillrindMafia applies brutal precision and inordinate argumentation to overwhelm all resistance. The last thing you want to be is “the work.”
May 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
This is the secret badge of the #MillrindMafia.
The #MillrindMafia, if it exists, which it does not, exists in every law office. The #MillrindMafia applies brutal precision and inordinate argumentation to overwhelm all resistance. The last thing you want to be is “the work.”
The #MillrindMafia, if it exists, which it does not, exists in every law office. The #MillrindMafia applies brutal precision and inordinate argumentation to overwhelm all resistance. The last thing you want to be is “the work.”
Why?
Does not such defunding help children into your embrace faster, your Most Holy of Holies?
Does it not help your most monied faithful achieve greater degrees of blamelessness?
#WealthinessIsClosestToBlamelessness.
Does not such defunding help children into your embrace faster, your Most Holy of Holies?
Does it not help your most monied faithful achieve greater degrees of blamelessness?
#WealthinessIsClosestToBlamelessness.
Hi, I’m God.
Jesus and I are very much against the defunding of childhood cancer research.
Jesus and I are very much against the defunding of childhood cancer research.
May 1, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Why?
Does not such defunding help children into your embrace faster, your Most Holy of Holies?
Does it not help your most monied faithful achieve greater degrees of blamelessness?
#WealthinessIsClosestToBlamelessness.
Does not such defunding help children into your embrace faster, your Most Holy of Holies?
Does it not help your most monied faithful achieve greater degrees of blamelessness?
#WealthinessIsClosestToBlamelessness.
May this humble servant-at-law be the first to welcome the Goose Knight to the Kingdom of Jurupa. Please enjoy our goose-friendly amenities.
May 1, 2025 at 8:58 AM
May this humble servant-at-law be the first to welcome the Goose Knight to the Kingdom of Jurupa. Please enjoy our goose-friendly amenities.
Endless hordes will be made nonplussed by the mirth, labors, and public musings of this most humble ole coifed serjeant.
Moreover, this most humble servant-at-law prefers to advocate alone, that is to say, without junior or leader. Others just get in the way, and they talk, talk, talk.
Moreover, this most humble servant-at-law prefers to advocate alone, that is to say, without junior or leader. Others just get in the way, and they talk, talk, talk.
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May 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Endless hordes will be made nonplussed by the mirth, labors, and public musings of this most humble ole coifed serjeant.
Moreover, this most humble servant-at-law prefers to advocate alone, that is to say, without junior or leader. Others just get in the way, and they talk, talk, talk.
Moreover, this most humble servant-at-law prefers to advocate alone, that is to say, without junior or leader. Others just get in the way, and they talk, talk, talk.
Greetings! This most humble servant-at-law knows many things from traveling hither, thither, and yon. What is your interest? You seek knowledge from this irascible bachelor of laws, letters, and love who has much? Some of what this serjeant-of-the-coif knows is verified by actual facts!
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May 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Greetings! This most humble servant-at-law knows many things from traveling hither, thither, and yon. What is your interest? You seek knowledge from this irascible bachelor of laws, letters, and love who has much? Some of what this serjeant-of-the-coif knows is verified by actual facts!
Because some of those who not concerned about such paucity are subjects of his Sudaltacalifornnic Majesty in Kingdom of Jurupa.
The sovereign King of Jurupa takes good care of his subjects unlike the GodEmperor of the American Empire.
The sovereign King of Jurupa takes good care of his subjects unlike the GodEmperor of the American Empire.
Again, I am ASTOUNDED that SO MANY people don’t understand that if Walmart or Target can’t stock their shelves, NO STORE will be able to. It doesn’t matter if you are boycotting them.
How are people on both sides somehow not grasping this concept?!?
How are people on both sides somehow not grasping this concept?!?
May 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Because some of those who not concerned about such paucity are subjects of his Sudaltacalifornnic Majesty in Kingdom of Jurupa.
The sovereign King of Jurupa takes good care of his subjects unlike the GodEmperor of the American Empire.
The sovereign King of Jurupa takes good care of his subjects unlike the GodEmperor of the American Empire.
The ideæ and idei do not forbid drinking!
Your holiness, @godpod.bsky.social, did you forbid drinking?
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonObjects!
Your holiness, @godpod.bsky.social, did you forbid drinking?
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonObjects!
April 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The ideæ and idei do not forbid drinking!
Your holiness, @godpod.bsky.social, did you forbid drinking?
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonObjects!
Your holiness, @godpod.bsky.social, did you forbid drinking?
#TheOleCoifedSerjeantAsquintonObjects!