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Call for Submissions for February are out now.

In a world where not a lot of people get paid to write comedy, you could get paid a little bit to write comedy!

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Aranofsky is a Prompter.
January 29, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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I see the heel turn is treating her well.
January 30, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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Latest Season of Bridgerton to Explore Butt Stuff
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Latest Season of Bridgerton to Explore Butt Stuff — Hollywood Time$
From the bushes outside of some castle, I can now confirm the latest season of Bridgerton will introduce ass play, in an attempt to course correct after the previous two seasons left audiences soft an...
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January 29, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Could be satire. Could be hard reporting.

Hard to tell.
January 28, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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Lone Marketer for Apple TV Awakens from Six-Year Coma
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Lone Marketer for Apple TV Awakens from Six-Year Coma — Hollywood Time$
From a bush outside of San Jose, I can now confirm that the lone member of Apple TV’s marketing team awoke from a six-year coma. Natalie Huttington awoke in her hospital bed earlier this week and imme...
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January 28, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Geese Defecates Midperformance on SNL
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Geese Defecates Midperformance on SNL — Hollywood Time$
With the world watching, the rising rock group, Geese, made a mess on the SNL stage.
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January 28, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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Call for Submissions for February are out now.

In a world where not a lot of people get paid to write comedy, you could get paid a little bit to write comedy!

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January 28, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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HBO Max’s ‘The Pitt’ Heading to Space for Season 3
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HBO Max’s ‘The Pitt’ Heading to Space for Season 3 — Hollywood Time$
From a bush outside of Warner Bros. Studios in Burbank, I can now confirm that season 3 of HBO Max’s medical hit, “The Pitt” will be heading to space. Creator and showrunner, R. Scott Gemmill, confirm...
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January 27, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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As the millennials would say, "I did a thing! 🤪"
January 24, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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We must hold Kyle Gass accountable.
January 23, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Opinion: Kyle Gass Should Be Executed for His Vile Birthday Wish (Guest Column by Jack Black)
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Opinion: Kyle Gass Should Be Executed for His Vile Birthday Wish (Guest Column by Jack Black) — Hollywood Time$
You may recall in 2024 Kyle made a completely inapprope birthday wish in reference to the failed assassination of President Trump. I would reiterate that I do not condone violence. Kyle was wrong for ...
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January 23, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Amazing Scoop from @peterferrarese.bsky.social.

Glad to hear George is finally seeing something through to the end.
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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I see a lot of people saying It was Just an Accident and Chase Infiniti were snubbed by the Academy. Not enough people are talking about the fact that The Minecraft Movie received zero nominations, though.
January 22, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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George R.R. Martin Vows to Finish ‘House of the Dragon’ Discourse Before Starting ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Discourse
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Martin Vows to Finish HotD Discourse Before Starting A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Discourse — Hollywood Time$
From a bush outside of George R.R. Martin’s house in Santa Fe, New Mexico, I can now confirm that the fantasy author has made a solemn vow to finish the online House of the Dragon discourse before he ...
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January 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Sleepy Animator Adds Wrong ‘Bad Alien Dad’ to Episode of Invincible
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Sleepy Animator Adds Wrong ‘Bad Alien Dad’ to Episode of Invincible — Hollywood Time$
Invincible season four has been delayed after an overworked animator mistakenly added popular Dragon Ball character, Goku, to numerous episodes. Show creator and executive producer, Robert Kirkman, co...
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January 22, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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George R.R. Martin Vows to Finish ‘House of the Dragon’ Discourse Before Starting ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Discourse
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January 21, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Report: Dave Chappelle Writes First Joke in Ten Years
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Report: Dave Chappelle Writes First Joke in Ten Years — Hollywood Time$
From the bush outside of Dave Chappelle’s home in Ohio, I can now confirm that the stand-up comedian wrote a full joke for the first time since 2016. Chappelle jumped around his home in celebration, a...
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January 21, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Matt Damon Explains Netflix Policy for Audiences’ Low Attention - Wait Where the Fuck Are You Going? Come Back and Click the Link
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Matt Damon Explains Netflix Policy for Audiences’ Low Atte- Wait Where Are You Going? Come Back — Hollywood Time$
No time to do my cute bush line, if we don’t focus up, you’re going to open another tab or get distracted by a passing car. Matt Damon recently sat down to explain how Netflix plans movies for audienc...
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January 20, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Not too late to check out our call for submissions for January!
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Our latest guest Scoop from @bwishart.bsky.social proves that while the hive mind’s full intentions with Earth may not be clear, they at least have good taste in music.
January 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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Plur1bus Hive Mind Rejects Coldplay Mega Fan
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Plur1bus Hive Mind Rejects Coldplay Mega Fan — Hollywood Time$
From a bush somewhere in San Francisco, I can now confirm the existence of a 14th human who was unable to merge with the Plur1bus hive mind. Unlike the other baker’s dozen, this individual was rejecte...
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January 19, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Preview of some of this week's Scoops.
January 19, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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We’ve had a few people ask about our AI policy. We do not accept AI of any form at The Hollywood Time$. If you try to get us to change our minds we’ll beat the life out of you and sell your corpse to Armie Hammer.
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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January 2026 Call for Submissions.

Check them out here and get to brainstorming!
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January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Breaking: Sophie Turner Has Never Been in a Tomb
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Breaking: Sophie Turner Has Never Been in a Tomb — Hollywood Time$
From the bushes outside of the Tomb Raider set, I can now confirm that Sophie Turner, the new Lara Croft, has never actually been in a tomb. I caught up with Tomb Raider superfan, XxRaidMyTombxX (Raid...
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January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM