julio / pathetic man enjoyer
@husbands.bsky.social
formerly juliolio_ on the old bird site
🔞i post about whatever wet beast has captured my attention now🔞
AO3: cinnamonsnaps
🔞i post about whatever wet beast has captured my attention now🔞
AO3: cinnamonsnaps
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someone give me a little fic idea to write
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
someone give me a little fic idea to write
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grown adults needing to be told how to use bluesky/the internet without an algorithm and that sesame street level PSA's explaining follows = seeing the person's posts invokes the deepest of sighs for me
December 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
grown adults needing to be told how to use bluesky/the internet without an algorithm and that sesame street level PSA's explaining follows = seeing the person's posts invokes the deepest of sighs for me
I'm printing these out and putting these on my shelf
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I'm printing these out and putting these on my shelf
hey for those who don't live on Normal Island, the BBC is currently airing a short series about a man who fucks a fish lady. and also condemns liberalism and calls our prime minister a spineless lackey for american warmongering. and there's blue hair and pronouns in it
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
hey for those who don't live on Normal Island, the BBC is currently airing a short series about a man who fucks a fish lady. and also condemns liberalism and calls our prime minister a spineless lackey for american warmongering. and there's blue hair and pronouns in it
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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all this time i thought sqq made up peerlesscucumber as an in earnest dick joke and then in the extras he defends his choice of username with a convoluted backstory.. i don't know what's funnier, that he was making the dick joke or that he can't own up to it & it was just his subconscious all along
December 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
all this time i thought sqq made up peerlesscucumber as an in earnest dick joke and then in the extras he defends his choice of username with a convoluted backstory.. i don't know what's funnier, that he was making the dick joke or that he can't own up to it & it was just his subconscious all along
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hanging out with my boyfriend (nuclear bomb) giving him cuddles (he could blow up the world) eating ice cream (chocolate) he's cute (literally a nuclear bomb) we don't watch anything with jumpscares (startle response bad) (nuclear bomb) we met through a shared hobby (hitting each other with hammers)
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
hanging out with my boyfriend (nuclear bomb) giving him cuddles (he could blow up the world) eating ice cream (chocolate) he's cute (literally a nuclear bomb) we don't watch anything with jumpscares (startle response bad) (nuclear bomb) we met through a shared hobby (hitting each other with hammers)
cannot emphasise enough that even if my socials go dark and i'm offline, i'm just using that time to think about luo binghe. my strength and self discipline is unparalleled
December 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
cannot emphasise enough that even if my socials go dark and i'm offline, i'm just using that time to think about luo binghe. my strength and self discipline is unparalleled
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One of my favorite tropes is an older guy being like, “I’m old, I’m past my prime, sex can’t be a priority for an old man like me, I should give up—“ and a younger man looking at him like “I want to erotically hunt that old man for sport”
December 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
One of my favorite tropes is an older guy being like, “I’m old, I’m past my prime, sex can’t be a priority for an old man like me, I should give up—“ and a younger man looking at him like “I want to erotically hunt that old man for sport”
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October 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
this one is incredibly good btw
Chapter 5 of my current Bingqiu story is up! #svsss #fandomtrumpshate
Title: All Our Missing Pieces
❤️ #Bingqiu
❤️ Rated E
❤️ 5/7 chapters posted, currently 37k
❤️ featuring amnesiac SQQ, identity porn, and mushroom body shenanigans!
archiveofourown.org/works/744634...
Title: All Our Missing Pieces
❤️ #Bingqiu
❤️ Rated E
❤️ 5/7 chapters posted, currently 37k
❤️ featuring amnesiac SQQ, identity porn, and mushroom body shenanigans!
archiveofourown.org/works/744634...
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
this one is incredibly good btw
having lived in china a bit and now reading some of my old fic, i end up rolling around with my hands pressed into my eyes cringing at the inaccuracies. i did as much research as i could but augh. uegh. aurgh. (taking 1 psychic damage per second)
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
having lived in china a bit and now reading some of my old fic, i end up rolling around with my hands pressed into my eyes cringing at the inaccuracies. i did as much research as i could but augh. uegh. aurgh. (taking 1 psychic damage per second)
i found this unfinished but very long wangxian fic i write like four years ago which is The Sound of Music meets Rebecca and guys it's really fucking good. but i:'m never gonna finish it.
unless
unless
December 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i found this unfinished but very long wangxian fic i write like four years ago which is The Sound of Music meets Rebecca and guys it's really fucking good. but i:'m never gonna finish it.
unless
unless
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i'm late for #DecRecs but i want to join in now with a bingqiu fic rec thread!! i feel like there are a lot of newer fans these days who might not have read the ones that are my faves so let's fucking go! 🥰
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i'm late for #DecRecs but i want to join in now with a bingqiu fic rec thread!! i feel like there are a lot of newer fans these days who might not have read the ones that are my faves so let's fucking go! 🥰
(man who doesn't post for a full year voice) how we all doing on here. luo binghe
December 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
(man who doesn't post for a full year voice) how we all doing on here. luo binghe
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HIS HAIR BUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
HIS HAIR BUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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everytime i see a stoic serious grown man who could kill a small country, i shoot him with my bottomification beam
December 19, 2024 at 2:50 PM
everytime i see a stoic serious grown man who could kill a small country, i shoot him with my bottomification beam
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December 4, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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Nightshade is out! Free, easy nightshade.cs.uchicago.edu
Good for artists, ya, but everyone: poison random web images, memes, social uploads
A small % makes the web less safe to scrape. My 2022 mac laptop did the attachment in 3 min. Noticeable on a solid color image like this--learn to like it ;)
Good for artists, ya, but everyone: poison random web images, memes, social uploads
A small % makes the web less safe to scrape. My 2022 mac laptop did the attachment in 3 min. Noticeable on a solid color image like this--learn to like it ;)
April 10, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Nightshade is out! Free, easy nightshade.cs.uchicago.edu
Good for artists, ya, but everyone: poison random web images, memes, social uploads
A small % makes the web less safe to scrape. My 2022 mac laptop did the attachment in 3 min. Noticeable on a solid color image like this--learn to like it ;)
Good for artists, ya, but everyone: poison random web images, memes, social uploads
A small % makes the web less safe to scrape. My 2022 mac laptop did the attachment in 3 min. Noticeable on a solid color image like this--learn to like it ;)