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Author Christian Prosperie
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summoner of Eldritch horrors • Lurch, Lurk, Loathe • debut novel ACROSS THE ASTRAL FRONTIER
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My debut novel, Across the Astral Frontier, is a scifi/cosmic horror collection that are isolated incidents with an overarching, interconnected story. Writing, dogs, video games, and people that are all about equality is what my space is about✌️ asapimagination.com/collections/...
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One thing I miss about Twitter was the #AskAgent community. Is this active here? Are there any literary agents out that can answer a question??

Also this is my first post in months so I will most likely be talking to myself here 😅
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My niece was just on The Voice and absolutely crushed it!!

youtu.be/6_T46PvTy8c?...
19-Year-Old Sadie Dahl Earns Four-Chair Turn with Black Pumas' "Colors" | Voice Blind Auditions
YouTube video by The Voice
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September 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
People need to realize our billionaire oligarchs arent left or right. They're just about the money and where making money is trending. We need to have a general, country wide strike and show them how little power they actually have
Hi, Bluesky!

Over one million people cut Disney+, which is why Disney did the right thing and brought Jimmy Kimmel back without conditions.

So I ask you, which mega company are we boycotting next and why?
September 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A student loan account closed and my credit score dropped 79 points. I finally had it up above 700. There isnt a single explanation anyone could give that could convince me credit scores arent some of the biggest scams in this country's history.
September 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Tonight is R for Ramen. Noms
September 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Thou shalt not end vaccines. God will not save you from plague. The Middle Ages should’ve made that very clear.
August 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Me, walking into a retirement home after listening to Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young": well, well, well, look at all these evil pieces of shit.
August 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I found out about the Micah Parsons trade when I was sitting in a recording of The Voice yesterday to watch my niece. No phones allowed, and in between singers they get a break. Michael Bublé looks up and goes "Micah Parsons gets traded. Any Cowboys fans here?" I didnt say anything. I was seething.
August 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
August 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Man, after all this time, I just gotta wonder

Do you think Epstein is in the Trump Files?
August 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Germany gets 60% of its power from renewables and is shutting down its coal plants. No blackouts. No high bills. Every right wing lie about renewables has been proven false.
August 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Moral of the story: if you like a book and get the chance to tell the author, do it. It's our lifeblood. You'll make an author's month
I have a coworker who read my book. He reads a TON of books. We often go to the same brewery and he's always reading in the corner

He came up and told me how much he liked it, how one story stuck with him. I've since had 2 other coworkers say he keeps talking about it, and theyre gonna read too🥹
August 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I have a coworker who read my book. He reads a TON of books. We often go to the same brewery and he's always reading in the corner

He came up and told me how much he liked it, how one story stuck with him. I've since had 2 other coworkers say he keeps talking about it, and theyre gonna read too🥹
August 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My wife's out of town this weekend, and you know what they say: when the cat's away the dog'll play...video games all day
August 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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She's also the only child rapist in history to be moved to a minimum security camp with potential work release one week after meeting with the Deputy Attorney General.
"Ghislaine Maxwell remains the only child-rapist in history to receive well-wishes from a president of the United States."

Lawrence O'Donnell
August 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Where are my other syrup-on-omelet people at?
August 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Can someone explain how banning gay marriage will fund schools and lower rent and make groceries affordable?
August 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.
August 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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This week the President of the United States walked around on the roof of The White House and yelled about nuclear weapons in a desperate bid to distract from allegations that he is a child sex trafficker.
August 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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☣️ post-apocalyptic future
👑 a tyrant king
🧪 a mysterious illness
🔥 slow burn romance (m/f; m/m later books)
🗡️ pov change every book
👾 book one is an SPSFC semi-finalist

🔖 series link: mybook.to/rSMw0
💌 itch.io link: itch.io/c/5583934/th...
📖 gr: www.goodreads.com/series/26074...
August 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I've never made one of these, but never let it be said I can't be late to a party.
linktr.ee/TheGlassGarden
May 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Her: we go so good together, it's almost like we finish each other's

Me: BREAKFAST

Her: ...

Me: ....

Me: so you gonna finish your pancakes, orrrrr??
August 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM