Hunter DeButts
@hunthis.bsky.social
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Hunter DeButts
@hunthis.bsky.social
· Dec 3
First post ever on social media, ever
I’ve been saying this. Imitation meat should be a beverage. As a vegetarian, I don’t know how to consume protein unless it comes in a can and costs $4
Beyond Meat’s protein soda might be its last chance and best hope
Beyond Meat’s protein soda might be its last chance and best hope
It’s a ‘crisp and refreshing’ protein drink.
buff.ly
January 28, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I’ve been saying this. Imitation meat should be a beverage. As a vegetarian, I don’t know how to consume protein unless it comes in a can and costs $4
Tired of being cold
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Tired of being cold
Got a cat (about 6 months ago)
Good climber
Good climber
July 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Got a cat (about 6 months ago)
Good climber
Good climber
Once again the fascists have failed to stop me from absolutely SLATHERING butter on my toast
March 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Once again the fascists have failed to stop me from absolutely SLATHERING butter on my toast
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In 2025 (less than 30 days away), PayPal will start selling your transaction history for targeted advertising.
I very highly recommend logging into your account and going to Settings > Data & Privacy > Personalized Shopping.
If you're reading this, turn that off RIGHT NOW before you forget.
I very highly recommend logging into your account and going to Settings > Data & Privacy > Personalized Shopping.
If you're reading this, turn that off RIGHT NOW before you forget.
December 5, 2024 at 9:12 PM
In 2025 (less than 30 days away), PayPal will start selling your transaction history for targeted advertising.
I very highly recommend logging into your account and going to Settings > Data & Privacy > Personalized Shopping.
If you're reading this, turn that off RIGHT NOW before you forget.
I very highly recommend logging into your account and going to Settings > Data & Privacy > Personalized Shopping.
If you're reading this, turn that off RIGHT NOW before you forget.
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And there’s a whole forest of little trees
December 8, 2024 at 6:58 PM
And there’s a whole forest of little trees
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This is the video that got nuked from TikTok
December 6, 2024 at 5:12 AM
This is the video that got nuked from TikTok
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They’re often getting deleted by social media platforms but the UnitedHealth CEO murder ballad is definitely a genre now online.
December 7, 2024 at 2:12 AM
They’re often getting deleted by social media platforms but the UnitedHealth CEO murder ballad is definitely a genre now online.
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DAMASCUS:
1000s of prisoners have been freed from Sednaya prison, now flooding the streets, an monumental moment.
For many, the frantic search begins, desperate to know if their loved ones are among the living or the lost.
Either way, the "human slaughterhouse" is no more.
1000s of prisoners have been freed from Sednaya prison, now flooding the streets, an monumental moment.
For many, the frantic search begins, desperate to know if their loved ones are among the living or the lost.
Either way, the "human slaughterhouse" is no more.
December 8, 2024 at 1:54 AM
DAMASCUS:
1000s of prisoners have been freed from Sednaya prison, now flooding the streets, an monumental moment.
For many, the frantic search begins, desperate to know if their loved ones are among the living or the lost.
Either way, the "human slaughterhouse" is no more.
1000s of prisoners have been freed from Sednaya prison, now flooding the streets, an monumental moment.
For many, the frantic search begins, desperate to know if their loved ones are among the living or the lost.
Either way, the "human slaughterhouse" is no more.
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The state of media for Americans is so completely broken
I want to watch TV coverage of the live fall of the Syrian regime.
CNN is airing a Giuliani documentary, Fox News has a comedian joking about Canada, MSNBC a documentary about migrants
So I turned on BBC,which is breathlessly switching between Syria, South Korea demonstrations, and Ghana election
CNN is airing a Giuliani documentary, Fox News has a comedian joking about Canada, MSNBC a documentary about migrants
So I turned on BBC,which is breathlessly switching between Syria, South Korea demonstrations, and Ghana election
December 8, 2024 at 3:46 AM
The state of media for Americans is so completely broken
Related: this movie REALLY holds up
December 8, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Related: this movie REALLY holds up
We're so back (in my childhood home, watching old movies with my mom, staring at the bedroom walls I painted in the 1990s)
December 8, 2024 at 3:48 AM
We're so back (in my childhood home, watching old movies with my mom, staring at the bedroom walls I painted in the 1990s)
Wow, joining bsky as a new account is not great! My feed is full of blue wave libs and horny drawings. How can I find the brilliant artists and good posters please?
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Wow, joining bsky as a new account is not great! My feed is full of blue wave libs and horny drawings. How can I find the brilliant artists and good posters please?
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Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
November 15, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
A funny thing about being sober is I touched some weed 15 minutes ago then licked my finger and now I can’t tell if maybe I’m high? Or maybe just tired? I’ve lost my ability to know the difference
December 4, 2024 at 11:56 PM
A funny thing about being sober is I touched some weed 15 minutes ago then licked my finger and now I can’t tell if maybe I’m high? Or maybe just tired? I’ve lost my ability to know the difference
That’s me in the spotlight
December 4, 2024 at 11:50 PM
That’s me in the spotlight
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I just heard Anthony Scaramucci saying "The fish thinks from the head down" and can just see this fish, he's kinda vertical in the water, frowning intensely, and his whole body is lit up with thoughts
November 30, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I just heard Anthony Scaramucci saying "The fish thinks from the head down" and can just see this fish, he's kinda vertical in the water, frowning intensely, and his whole body is lit up with thoughts
Need a 5-step tutorial on this one please
December 3, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Need a 5-step tutorial on this one please
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I've watched this 300 times since last night (from @rejectedjokes.bsky.social).
December 3, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I've watched this 300 times since last night (from @rejectedjokes.bsky.social).
Need a blocklist for AI "nature photos" accounts. Has anyone made this list yet?
December 3, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Need a blocklist for AI "nature photos" accounts. Has anyone made this list yet?
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every bones lecture i give is just another opportunity for me to tell people that amelia earhart was almost certainly eaten by crabs and then her bones were found, misgendered, and then lost
December 3, 2024 at 2:28 PM
every bones lecture i give is just another opportunity for me to tell people that amelia earhart was almost certainly eaten by crabs and then her bones were found, misgendered, and then lost