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@humourcide.bsky.social
Emotional-support Cryptid | Chaotic Good
Actor | Multi-purpose Geek
pronouns He/Him
The chaotic side of @pertho-originals.bsky.social
Actor | Multi-purpose Geek
pronouns He/Him
The chaotic side of @pertho-originals.bsky.social
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I’m loving Chinese manufacturers airing luxury brand’s dirty laundry on TikTok.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]
April 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m loving Chinese manufacturers airing luxury brand’s dirty laundry on TikTok.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]
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A special day, for those of us who hold Neil in our hearts all year
April 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
A special day, for those of us who hold Neil in our hearts all year
Happy Deathiversary,
and RUST IN PỊṢṢ, YOU IRON HAG
and RUST IN PỊṢṢ, YOU IRON HAG
#OtD 8 Apr 2013 former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher died. Street parties spontaneously broke out across the country. Pictured: Thatcher being welcomed to hell by one of her good friends and supporters, serial paedophile Jimmy Savile stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1076...
April 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Happy Deathiversary,
and RUST IN PỊṢṢ, YOU IRON HAG
and RUST IN PỊṢṢ, YOU IRON HAG
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Always ask a native speaker before getting a Japanese tattoo
April 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Always ask a native speaker before getting a Japanese tattoo
It's me. I'm things.
I like your ankle monitor.
I like your ankle monitor.
Virgo: Things are looking up! At you. From the storm drain.
April 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It's me. I'm things.
I like your ankle monitor.
I like your ankle monitor.
Yeah... *looks* like...
Virgo: Spring has finally sprung! Sunny days ahead mean your ghastly secret will soon bubble up from the thawing muck of a nearby swamp, caked in mud. Everybody is going to say it looks like you pooped on it.
March 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Yeah... *looks* like...
✨️\o/✨️
woot!
woot!
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been officially saved by Ketchup Entertainment, who bought the film for $50M
They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
March 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
✨️\o/✨️
woot!
woot!
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"
It was inescapable in my youth, and for me, it's the most overrated song by the most overrated band.
This is the ditch I have chosen to complain from. Fight me if you wish, but I *will* bite.
It was inescapable in my youth, and for me, it's the most overrated song by the most overrated band.
This is the ditch I have chosen to complain from. Fight me if you wish, but I *will* bite.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"
It was inescapable in my youth, and for me, it's the most overrated song by the most overrated band.
This is the ditch I have chosen to complain from. Fight me if you wish, but I *will* bite.
It was inescapable in my youth, and for me, it's the most overrated song by the most overrated band.
This is the ditch I have chosen to complain from. Fight me if you wish, but I *will* bite.
Dude, where's my bøṅg?
March 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Dude, where's my bøṅg?
Just out of curiosity, when was the last time anyone tried sacrificing a politician to appease the Mighty Sun Deity or the countless Horrors Without Form that lurk in the Lightless Void Between the Stars?
March 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Just out of curiosity, when was the last time anyone tried sacrificing a politician to appease the Mighty Sun Deity or the countless Horrors Without Form that lurk in the Lightless Void Between the Stars?
If Hulk got a tattoo, would it look proportionally the same when he turned back into Bruce Banner, or would it just be hand-waved out of existence until he Hulked out again?
And don't give me any "no tattoo needle could get through his skin" BS when adamantium is a thing in the Marvel universe.
And don't give me any "no tattoo needle could get through his skin" BS when adamantium is a thing in the Marvel universe.
March 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
If Hulk got a tattoo, would it look proportionally the same when he turned back into Bruce Banner, or would it just be hand-waved out of existence until he Hulked out again?
And don't give me any "no tattoo needle could get through his skin" BS when adamantium is a thing in the Marvel universe.
And don't give me any "no tattoo needle could get through his skin" BS when adamantium is a thing in the Marvel universe.
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Utter disgrace.
For those who missed it, these anti-protest laws were actually written by an oil industry funded lobby group.
www.opendemocracy.net/en/dark-mone...
For those who missed it, these anti-protest laws were actually written by an oil industry funded lobby group.
www.opendemocracy.net/en/dark-mone...
Sunak admits think tank helped write anti-protest laws
The PM confirmed Policy Exchange helped draft laws targeting climate activists, as first revealed by openDemocracy
www.opendemocracy.net
March 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Utter disgrace.
For those who missed it, these anti-protest laws were actually written by an oil industry funded lobby group.
www.opendemocracy.net/en/dark-mone...
For those who missed it, these anti-protest laws were actually written by an oil industry funded lobby group.
www.opendemocracy.net/en/dark-mone...
We must placate the Time Being, lest his hunger grow and he take more than an hour. ⌛️
March 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
We must placate the Time Being, lest his hunger grow and he take more than an hour. ⌛️
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Some people find a hill to die on. Others find a ditch to complain from.
March 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Some people find a hill to die on. Others find a ditch to complain from.
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I would still rather drive one of these than anything even remotely associated with the ṣẅąšṭịķåř
i know it sorta was, but i cannot get over the fact that the metro 6r4 looks like a really shitty, shed built kit car.
March 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I would still rather drive one of these than anything even remotely associated with the ṣẅąšṭịķåř
WTF
Oh.
Repost when you see it 🤣😂🔄
March 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
WTF
I was allegedly no.1 in the "queue" on hold with the GP surgery for 10 minutes.
Actually making the appointment, which was the reason for the call, took less than a minute.
This is just one thing that happens when successive governments defund, devalue, and dismantle the NHS.
#SaveTheNHS
Actually making the appointment, which was the reason for the call, took less than a minute.
This is just one thing that happens when successive governments defund, devalue, and dismantle the NHS.
#SaveTheNHS
March 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I was allegedly no.1 in the "queue" on hold with the GP surgery for 10 minutes.
Actually making the appointment, which was the reason for the call, took less than a minute.
This is just one thing that happens when successive governments defund, devalue, and dismantle the NHS.
#SaveTheNHS
Actually making the appointment, which was the reason for the call, took less than a minute.
This is just one thing that happens when successive governments defund, devalue, and dismantle the NHS.
#SaveTheNHS
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The Scottish have won the AI Wars.
March 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Scottish have won the AI Wars.
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Damn. Not wrong. But damn.
French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
March 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Damn. Not wrong. But damn.
Today is a very special joint celebration for those who observe such things:
Not only is it Ash Wednesday (and I hope yours is free from Deadite scum), but to those of us in the UK of a certain age, it is also Threads Day!
OH HAPPY DAY!
Not only is it Ash Wednesday (and I hope yours is free from Deadite scum), but to those of us in the UK of a certain age, it is also Threads Day!
OH HAPPY DAY!
March 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Today is a very special joint celebration for those who observe such things:
Not only is it Ash Wednesday (and I hope yours is free from Deadite scum), but to those of us in the UK of a certain age, it is also Threads Day!
OH HAPPY DAY!
Not only is it Ash Wednesday (and I hope yours is free from Deadite scum), but to those of us in the UK of a certain age, it is also Threads Day!
OH HAPPY DAY!