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humblemillennial.bsky.social
@humblemillennial.bsky.social
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I am he. I can assure you without any doubt, I am uniquely gifted. People pay me to do things, that's kinda cool.
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humblemillennial.bsky.social
Hey, found the guy who raised beef prices. #agsky #econsky
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
Trump tariffs beef, expels packing house workforce. Now looking for who did this. #agsky #econsky
Just looking for the guy who did this
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
Grim is disappointed he got the guy next to him.
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
Let's play internet outage roulette! #azure #aws
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
Nope. That's the shovelling of wealth to the rich.
Trump Screening "THE STOCK MARKET IS STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE BECAUSE OF TARIFFS"
October 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
Clippy the smart bed assistant knows you are having sex but covers it up by calling it an earthquake.
October 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
Checkmate libs, you cannot catch them manipulating economic data if they shut down the government. #econsky
Buddy Christ says "Don't have to phony economic data if you shutdown the government"
October 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
Maybe trump was just watching Stargate's sarcophagus scene when he posted the med bed thing cus he was confused. Ok. No, that isn't better.
Stargate Healing Sarcophagus
September 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
Andor quote: They don't even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that's the final humiliation.
September 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
Andor quote: "They have no shame, Do they? They don't even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that's the final humiliation."
September 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
A: "What was it he said that got everyone upset?" B: "Be kind to each other." A: "Oh yeah. That'll do it."
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
So Israel be like...
September 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
Appropriate metaphor. Marketing in the front, tire fire in the back
August 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
It's a good change
April 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
He'll bring them death, and they will love him for it.
April 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
Have we tried adding more tariffs yet? #TrumpRecession
Grandpa Simpson has it figured out this time
April 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
And Ackman is long stocks and getting wrecked. There are no altruistic motives here.
Starship Troopers: It's Afraid!
April 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
No way they would use AI to calculate the trade tariff policy...right? RIGHT?
Tariffs were AI generated.
April 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
How's it going in here guys? #TrumpRecession
Markets have a slightly different take on things
April 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
Nothing quite like invoking the T-word to get the rule then law types all fired up.
Conservatives when they get to call something terrorism.
March 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
I can explain it!
All: Fuck the poor!
March 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
Allow me to simplify for Dems. You'll never get anything ever again.
Trump Dredd: I am the law!
March 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
Pulp Fiction: Say tariff one more time
March 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
Trumpers turn to cutting social programs instead of egg prices.
March 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
humblemillennial.bsky.social
At long last, business daddy shows us how it is done. #TrumpRecession #FAFO
Why would Biden murder the economy?
March 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM