@humblemillennial.bsky.social
I am he. I can assure you without any doubt, I am uniquely gifted. People pay me to do things, that's kinda cool.
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My condolences to the 2026 and 2028 Democratic nominees for being under investigation for unamerican activities, tax evasion and pedophilia. #futurehistory
A woman facing more consequences for Epstein's and other's crimes would be right on brand for this timeline.
February 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
A woman facing more consequences for Epstein's and other's crimes would be right on brand for this timeline.
Your local oil and gas company owner would kill everyone for a dollar as long as they don't get implicated in the crime.
February 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Your local oil and gas company owner would kill everyone for a dollar as long as they don't get implicated in the crime.
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
AI is bad. But it is particularly bad for anything recent or where the truth is locked behind a paywall.
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
AI is bad. But it is particularly bad for anything recent or where the truth is locked behind a paywall.
Every day, a new spectacle of how trash and crap these people are.
February 12, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Every day, a new spectacle of how trash and crap these people are.
Is this admin doing anything that isn't crazy inflationary in about 7 months?
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Is this admin doing anything that isn't crazy inflationary in about 7 months?
Before we all get excited, every single one of them is getting pardoned for any and all crimes before they go out the door. Better have a plan for that shit. It's the corrupt bargain SCOTUS gave us when they anointed the king.
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Before we all get excited, every single one of them is getting pardoned for any and all crimes before they go out the door. Better have a plan for that shit. It's the corrupt bargain SCOTUS gave us when they anointed the king.
Get ready for felony "making me feel bad" charges from these DOJ clowns.
February 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Get ready for felony "making me feel bad" charges from these DOJ clowns.
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When you're trying to please too many lobbyists at the same time.
Bondi says "AI is causing great problems online" but then catches herself and adds "AI is an incredible tool"
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
When you're trying to please too many lobbyists at the same time.
"Let them eat rape!" - Bondi
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
"Let them eat rape!" - Bondi
I just knew the latest Canada dust up was because of the corrupt ambassador bridge owners and here we go. They were involved.
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I just knew the latest Canada dust up was because of the corrupt ambassador bridge owners and here we go. They were involved.
Genius sir, destroying the economy so the federal reserve will lower interest rates.
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Genius sir, destroying the economy so the federal reserve will lower interest rates.
An ole trump economy, always on the verge of collapse.
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
An ole trump economy, always on the verge of collapse.
Headlines from the future: SpaceX spends all their money on x.AI, USA government halts all subsidies and grift payments for launch & internet programs he illegally killed. Not a fuck was given about his crying.
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Headlines from the future: SpaceX spends all their money on x.AI, USA government halts all subsidies and grift payments for launch & internet programs he illegally killed. Not a fuck was given about his crying.
I think it's hilarious that Kid Rock, from suburbia, is just a caricature of his target audience. He's literally mocking the people who made him wealthy. Also, he sucks.
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I think it's hilarious that Kid Rock, from suburbia, is just a caricature of his target audience. He's literally mocking the people who made him wealthy. Also, he sucks.
The people who defunded culture are now made about not having any.
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
The people who defunded culture are now made about not having any.
"Don't forget about me(tm)"
I get that they're playing up the "Charlie Kirk was doing family-man the right way" angle, but it was really weird that Erica Kirk was in >80% of the photos.
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
"Don't forget about me(tm)"
The outrage whining was written months ago.
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
The outrage whining was written months ago.
Maybe Vonn just likes helicopter rides. But seriously, ouch.
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Maybe Vonn just likes helicopter rides. But seriously, ouch.
I was this many days old when I learned what "ferments" are.
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I was this many days old when I learned what "ferments" are.
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Ossoff: "You're seeing what I'm seeing, right? The president posting about the Obamas like a Klansman."
February 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Ossoff: "You're seeing what I'm seeing, right? The president posting about the Obamas like a Klansman."
People with dementia never forget how they were raised, in this case, racist as fuck.
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
People with dementia never forget how they were raised, in this case, racist as fuck.
AI is at its worst on being up to date because the preponderance of text consumed is old.
February 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
AI is at its worst on being up to date because the preponderance of text consumed is old.
There will be a lot of image rehab effort going into midterms. Never. Not even once.
February 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
There will be a lot of image rehab effort going into midterms. Never. Not even once.
DJT working to kill religion like it's a sex scandal.
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
DJT working to kill religion like it's a sex scandal.