@humblemillennial.bsky.social
I am he. I can assure you without any doubt, I am uniquely gifted. People pay me to do things, that's kinda cool.
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My condolences to the 2026 and 2028 Democratic nominees for being under investigation for unamerican activities, tax evasion and pedophilia. #futurehistory
Even trolling is outsourced.
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Even trolling is outsourced.
We stopped doing open letters because every idiot just opens their mouth on social media instead.
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
We stopped doing open letters because every idiot just opens their mouth on social media instead.
Trump fucked up the beef industry and expelled their labor, then tariffed imports to get right wing criminals out of consequences for their actions. Now it's all going to shit. So, TACOs Brazil tariffs after getting nothing. #agsky
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Trump fucked up the beef industry and expelled their labor, then tariffed imports to get right wing criminals out of consequences for their actions. Now it's all going to shit. So, TACOs Brazil tariffs after getting nothing. #agsky
I think the amazing thing about Epstein is he was so good at exploiting rich assholes and then blackmailing them that he still is.
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I think the amazing thing about Epstein is he was so good at exploiting rich assholes and then blackmailing them that he still is.
You know they "ended cancel culture" so all the people in Epstein files get to keep their jobs, right?
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You know they "ended cancel culture" so all the people in Epstein files get to keep their jobs, right?
Private equity. Where everything you love gets loaded with debt and collapses. Get back to work pleb!
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Private equity. Where everything you love gets loaded with debt and collapses. Get back to work pleb!
If the Epstein files put national security at risk, they need to be released. Because they are apparently that dangerous.
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If the Epstein files put national security at risk, they need to be released. Because they are apparently that dangerous.
For sure these guys used a public AI to redact his name...didn't they.
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
For sure these guys used a public AI to redact his name...didn't they.
"Uncorrelated" assets returns approaching 1:1
November 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"Uncorrelated" assets returns approaching 1:1
White House is in complete panic. Reducing tariffs, pardoning criminals, stealing money.
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
White House is in complete panic. Reducing tariffs, pardoning criminals, stealing money.
DoJ, if you are listening, some rich white men apparently all knew this Epstein pedo fellow and exchanged overly familiar emails with him. You should look into that.
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
DoJ, if you are listening, some rich white men apparently all knew this Epstein pedo fellow and exchanged overly familiar emails with him. You should look into that.
The worst people on earth all extracting bullshit "settlements" for any and all perceived and invented slights in their lives. Just another taxpayer fleecing by the people who spent a trillion dollars faster than anyone in history.
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The worst people on earth all extracting bullshit "settlements" for any and all perceived and invented slights in their lives. Just another taxpayer fleecing by the people who spent a trillion dollars faster than anyone in history.
To be fair, anything over -100 is an indictment of this society.
Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
To be fair, anything over -100 is an indictment of this society.
"WH: No Oct CPI or Jobs reports." That's how you know the data is good. #econsky #trumprecession
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"WH: No Oct CPI or Jobs reports." That's how you know the data is good. #econsky #trumprecession
Aurora Borealis to those who celebrate.
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Aurora Borealis to those who celebrate.
Unrelated question, what's up with men turning into women and fertility? Oh. Probably nothing. Anyways back to the profit porn.
The EPA has proposed easing some reporting rules for “forever chemicals,” known as PFAS man-made compounds found in many products that don’t break down in the environment. The plan would exempt certain cases, like very small amounts of PFAS (under 0.1%), chemicals made only as byproducts, and
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Unrelated question, what's up with men turning into women and fertility? Oh. Probably nothing. Anyways back to the profit porn.
Seats belong to voters, not parties. Gerrymandering is horrible and needs to end but altruism will get you murdered if you won't fight back.
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Seats belong to voters, not parties. Gerrymandering is horrible and needs to end but altruism will get you murdered if you won't fight back.
"Patriots do what they are told." - Dictators
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"Patriots do what they are told." - Dictators
I predict more hostage taking.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I predict more hostage taking.
Fight for democracy! Nah. How about a nap instead.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Fight for democracy! Nah. How about a nap instead.
Yet again, only the Democrats have agency. Donor class can get fucked.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Yet again, only the Democrats have agency. Donor class can get fucked.
Eat that fucking cake plebs!
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Eat that fucking cake plebs!