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scott kosman
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3 engineering managers in a trenchcoat at 1Password. chaotic neutral. talks about birds a lot. like, a LOT a lot. halifax-based. opinions mine. he/him.

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absolutely do not disagree at all.
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"dangerous, resource wasteful, and doesn't work"

Reminds me of billionaires.
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Connor makes more money in one year than I'll see in my entire life, maybe he can convince the boys he plays a fucking game with to sports a little harder for three hours a week.

Yeah I'm salty at lazy millionaires today.
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The curse is REAL
October 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The "Amazon AI"
June 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
> Oilers can't deal

All you needed to say
June 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Bezos really is a whore for Trump these days, isn't he?
June 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If they have nerves in game 5 in their second SCF in a row then they deserve to lose.
June 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The Florida Bettmans are in fine form tonight.
June 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Imagine him in a full body cast
June 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Is it? I honestly get the feeling that dude is universally loved in Edmonton. I get that dude put in more effort than the entire franchise during the Decade of Darkness and respect for that but the forced puns are like nails on a chalkboard for me.
June 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This fucking league, I swear to god.
June 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I'm guessing watching Skinner front-crawling his way to the blue line on the first goal sure didn't inspire any confidence in his teammates.
June 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Oh the first goal was hot garbage.
June 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That second goal? Come on, Verhaege had about two inches of space to squeeze the puck in and he placed it perfectly. I'm no Skinner apologist but tough to blame him on that one.

Anyways the whole team is playing like boiled ass and the refs have their heads up Bettman's ass again.
June 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
ngl a Biblically Accurate Large Magellanic Yuffie would become the new God I worship.
June 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
High five, fellow Easterling. I'M SO TIRED.
June 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM