scott kosman
@humantorch.bsky.social
3 engineering managers in a trenchcoat at 1Password. chaotic neutral. talks about birds a lot. like, a LOT a lot. halifax-based. opinions mine. he/him.
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Kidnappers won't know what hit them.
Kidnappers won't know what hit them.
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Kidnappers won't know what hit them.
Kidnappers won't know what hit them.
Why is Elon dressing like the fucking Unabomber for a cpac interview? It's not only sad that the American Nazi movement exists in the first place but also that it is being led by such a *dork*.
February 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Why is Elon dressing like the fucking Unabomber for a cpac interview? It's not only sad that the American Nazi movement exists in the first place but also that it is being led by such a *dork*.
DoorDash's bullshit "without your consent we've auto-signed you up for a free trial of this service that we will then begin charging you for in two weeks" is such a dark pattern of user-hostility that it should get an entire product team fired.
February 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
DoorDash's bullshit "without your consent we've auto-signed you up for a free trial of this service that we will then begin charging you for in two weeks" is such a dark pattern of user-hostility that it should get an entire product team fired.
happy inauguration day
January 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
happy inauguration day
imagine being the marketing team tasked with framing "two scoops of raisins" as a *good* thing
January 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
imagine being the marketing team tasked with framing "two scoops of raisins" as a *good* thing
Hey, Pastor Mark?
Absolutely fuck you.
Absolutely fuck you.
December 15, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Hey, Pastor Mark?
Absolutely fuck you.
Absolutely fuck you.
Going through a car wash is always the highlight of any given day.
December 14, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Going through a car wash is always the highlight of any given day.
i'm trapped on my sofa, i can't even remember what my family looks like, please help
December 14, 2024 at 4:01 PM
i'm trapped on my sofa, i can't even remember what my family looks like, please help
Can't blame a guy for not wanting to pay rent in Brooklyn.
December 7, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Can't blame a guy for not wanting to pay rent in Brooklyn.
Look, America, don't make us 1812 your stupid asses a second time.
December 3, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Look, America, don't make us 1812 your stupid asses a second time.
WELCOME TO WHAMAGEDDON may the odds be ever in your favour
December 2, 2024 at 3:20 AM
WELCOME TO WHAMAGEDDON may the odds be ever in your favour
Every Friday is Black Friday.
November 30, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Every Friday is Black Friday.
On Friday we drinks our coffee from the Tinkerbell mug. These are the rules.
November 29, 2024 at 4:52 PM
On Friday we drinks our coffee from the Tinkerbell mug. These are the rules.
I'm eating a Honeycrisp right now and it's fucking sublime.
November 27, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I'm eating a Honeycrisp right now and it's fucking sublime.
Months ago I deleted all of my old tweets and had just left my account sitting there idle. Went back to X to look for something today and it suggested Nancy Mace was "something I'd like" so the next step was to delete my account completely. If that's what the algorithm thinks I want it can fuck off.
November 26, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Months ago I deleted all of my old tweets and had just left my account sitting there idle. Went back to X to look for something today and it suggested Nancy Mace was "something I'd like" so the next step was to delete my account completely. If that's what the algorithm thinks I want it can fuck off.
November 26, 2024 at 5:55 PM
ME: hey ChatGPT, create an image of 4 identical-looking dudes dressed the same standing next to each other.
CHATGPT:
CHATGPT:
November 26, 2024 at 5:45 PM
ME: hey ChatGPT, create an image of 4 identical-looking dudes dressed the same standing next to each other.
CHATGPT:
CHATGPT:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 24, 2024 at 4:20 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thank god he's doing this before anything bad happened.
November 24, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Thank god he's doing this before anything bad happened.
The energy I'm bringing into 2025
November 22, 2024 at 1:20 PM
The energy I'm bringing into 2025
Sometimes a foot disappears entirely into the LẼMÖNVØIÐ and other times it patiently waits 1mm off the branch. #addBirder
November 22, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Sometimes a foot disappears entirely into the LẼMÖNVØIÐ and other times it patiently waits 1mm off the branch. #addBirder