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Seriously, I love people; but I might like trees more.
Serious question my multiple nationality friends: have you considered bugging out?
March 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I dunno man, I bet Johnny Horton would be annoyed at having to change the lyrics of "The Battle of New Orleans".
February 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
jfc, I’m walking laps around a dying mall as I wait for my youngest to be done at a birthday party.
February 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm convinced Newsweek doesn't know how to spell Japan or India.
February 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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February 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Can't spell Dei Gratia without DEI ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#wockawockawocka #rimshot #igotjokes
February 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I'm not sure if I've changed much since high school and honestly I'm not sure that's necessarily a bad thing. Of course there has been some change, but if I had to hazard a guess I bet most of my high school friends wouldn't detect much or a difference.

#highschool #growingup #life #maturing
February 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Now with hashtags!

Not in the States, but want to teach the kids American history. I'm thinking the Ken Burns documentaries might be an okay start.

#history #fishoutofwater #documentaries #KenBurns
February 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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For all federal employees:

Before you are locked out of your systems, ensure you have copies of unclassified performance appraisals, awards & other relevant personnel docs.

If you have access to your office, grab your more important personal items sooner rather than later.
February 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Not in the States, but want to teach the kids American history. I'm thinking the Ken Burns documentaries might be an okay start.
February 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I feel like not asking questions you don't want the answer to is a dying art. Thoughts?
January 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I hear that the frame is what really makes a picture pop. I could be wrong.
January 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Don't summon me again unless you're ready for that pain
a man with green hair and silver paint on his face is wearing a superhero costume .
Alt: Don Cheadle as Captain Planet giving you a cheeky wink.
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM