Human Hyperbole
@humanhyperbole.bsky.social
Dude with some cold to room temperature takes in the Boston area.
Why is Facebook...?
June 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Why is Facebook...?
Wishing a peaceful retirement to my GTX 1080. She lasted 6 years and 2 jobs, and 2 apartments.
The screen stutter was getting to be too much.
Pour one out for a PC gamer's best friend.
The screen stutter was getting to be too much.
Pour one out for a PC gamer's best friend.
April 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Wishing a peaceful retirement to my GTX 1080. She lasted 6 years and 2 jobs, and 2 apartments.
The screen stutter was getting to be too much.
Pour one out for a PC gamer's best friend.
The screen stutter was getting to be too much.
Pour one out for a PC gamer's best friend.
When my friends are mad I'm taking too long to roll the joint:
February 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
When my friends are mad I'm taking too long to roll the joint:
Who's going to tell him? I feel like I have to.
November 25, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Who's going to tell him? I feel like I have to.
Nobody.
AI bros:
AI bros:
October 19, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Nobody.
AI bros:
AI bros:
DEI debate bro serial killer.... And they say there's no conservative contribution to culture...
(Also isn't that just agent 47?)
(Also isn't that just agent 47?)
September 13, 2024 at 7:30 PM
DEI debate bro serial killer.... And they say there's no conservative contribution to culture...
(Also isn't that just agent 47?)
(Also isn't that just agent 47?)
"Willy!? You don't like Shane Gillis?"
Like Jesus, the fans ruined them for me.
Like Jesus, the fans ruined them for me.
July 18, 2024 at 5:15 PM
"Willy!? You don't like Shane Gillis?"
Like Jesus, the fans ruined them for me.
Like Jesus, the fans ruined them for me.
I know I said I was done with generational warfare but it's never a millennial or gen xer talking to their doctor about their anal leakage, or blasting auto tuned rappers through a tin can on the train.
June 5, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I know I said I was done with generational warfare but it's never a millennial or gen xer talking to their doctor about their anal leakage, or blasting auto tuned rappers through a tin can on the train.
Open AI legal team right now:
May 21, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Open AI legal team right now:
I was told there would be critical reevaluation.
April 19, 2024 at 12:03 PM
I was told there would be critical reevaluation.
I'm becoming fairly certain the AI cozy house and fake photography content slime that is clogging up Facebook has been created as a honey trap for the most unhinged spam comments I've ever seen:
April 1, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I'm becoming fairly certain the AI cozy house and fake photography content slime that is clogging up Facebook has been created as a honey trap for the most unhinged spam comments I've ever seen:
My life changed for the better when I finally gave in and got a rubber lined bad boy that's only glass is the bowl.
I have at least one scar from mishandling a glass pipe. Stay safe out there space cadets.
I have at least one scar from mishandling a glass pipe. Stay safe out there space cadets.
March 13, 2024 at 8:12 PM
My life changed for the better when I finally gave in and got a rubber lined bad boy that's only glass is the bowl.
I have at least one scar from mishandling a glass pipe. Stay safe out there space cadets.
I have at least one scar from mishandling a glass pipe. Stay safe out there space cadets.
I got (fake) Andrew Tate's attention making fun of his crypto project.
March 5, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I got (fake) Andrew Tate's attention making fun of his crypto project.
Currently trying very hard not to hit: Send
March 5, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Currently trying very hard not to hit: Send
Me being verbally polite with people I hate while also being unable to hide my body language or facial expressions that betray that deep antipathy.
March 5, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Me being verbally polite with people I hate while also being unable to hide my body language or facial expressions that betray that deep antipathy.
Random redditor approaching clarity.
January 18, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Random redditor approaching clarity.
That moment you hit "delete" on your 3rd HS reunion invite on Facebook.
January 16, 2024 at 12:05 AM
That moment you hit "delete" on your 3rd HS reunion invite on Facebook.