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Human Hyperbole
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Dude with some cold to room temperature takes in the Boston area.
My niece/nephew/nibling, their eyes rolling even further back in their head:
"Godddd... We all use the Palantir/Meta/Taco Bell chips in our brains for that stuff nowwwww..."
September 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I wish there was a combination of words that made any impact on these people who are brain poisoned into believing cities with historically lower crime stats aren't Mad Max hell scapes.

Like people were getting shot in the street by the Mafia in this town when I was born.

You saw a needle. Oh no.
July 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Oh boy! Here I go killing again!
- Frank Castle
May 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I am unemployed and can't imagine taking time out of my day to proactively seek out opportunities to defend the honor of a YouTuber I'll never know.

The guy who screams at Minecraft on YouTube fans will never acknowledge there's basically no difference between them and k-pop stans.
May 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Somebody better than me at researching and writing about online radicalization needs to examine these people and why they're still so devoted to a cause they've already won. The Snyder Cut was finished and released.

They just moved the goal post to "posting until Zack Snyder owns Warner Bros."
March 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I had a guy call in about his order being flagged as fraudulent and thought the logical thing to do was threaten to send his "friend in the FBI after us."

I told him our lines are recorded and impersonation of a federal agent is a crime. And how about that we never got called by "the FBI".
March 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM