Crimson
@human.furniture
Hive mind advocate. Transgenic. Mild pica. glowworm. World's weakest tomboy. Flesh supremacist. Unbreedable. Proud Normie. Piracema organizer. Flawn. Wasp diplomat. Wasp apologist. Wasp lover. Unmisgenderable.
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Crimson
@human.furniture
· May 9
no ethical sex under gender
Heartwarming: this shelter (public library) biochemistry textbook doesn't know it's about to go to it's forever home with me!
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Heartwarming: this shelter (public library) biochemistry textbook doesn't know it's about to go to it's forever home with me!
Me: i hate plants!!!!!
Arguably the greatest botanist alive in my country: *praises me a lot in front of his colleagues*
Me: plants are ok
Arguably the greatest botanist alive in my country: *praises me a lot in front of his colleagues*
Me: plants are ok
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Me: i hate plants!!!!!
Arguably the greatest botanist alive in my country: *praises me a lot in front of his colleagues*
Me: plants are ok
Arguably the greatest botanist alive in my country: *praises me a lot in front of his colleagues*
Me: plants are ok
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I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
I did and it went really well but I didn't get any pussy so I splurged on academic books a Lil instead
Being cringe and going from class to class asking students to sign a petition on trans affirmative action (that i believe will work) gets me how many trans pussy
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I did and it went really well but I didn't get any pussy so I splurged on academic books a Lil instead
Being cringe and going from class to class asking students to sign a petition on trans affirmative action (that i believe will work) gets me how many trans pussy
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Being cringe and going from class to class asking students to sign a petition on trans affirmative action (that i believe will work) gets me how many trans pussy
I love that everytime someone posts in our college biology group asking if a bug they found is a kissing bug everyone is always like " OMG baby 🥺🥺🥺 hes so tiny and cute and full of parasites ❤️ nature is beautiful 🥺"
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I love that everytime someone posts in our college biology group asking if a bug they found is a kissing bug everyone is always like " OMG baby 🥺🥺🥺 hes so tiny and cute and full of parasites ❤️ nature is beautiful 🥺"
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I’m begging novel writers to hire an artist for their covers. At least someone who can do graphic design at a minimum. I see the worst book covers on here everyday and you’re all doing such a disservice to yourself to put in the effort to write a whole book only to turn people away with a bad cover.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’m begging novel writers to hire an artist for their covers. At least someone who can do graphic design at a minimum. I see the worst book covers on here everyday and you’re all doing such a disservice to yourself to put in the effort to write a whole book only to turn people away with a bad cover.
I AM TAKING BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS
I REPEAT
Just kidding i wont repeat im sorry for yelling
I REPEAT
Just kidding i wont repeat im sorry for yelling
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I AM TAKING BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS
I REPEAT
Just kidding i wont repeat im sorry for yelling
I REPEAT
Just kidding i wont repeat im sorry for yelling
I honestly really wanna go vegan but if i stop eating eggs/meat the only thing ill consistently eat at the university restaurant will be rice and that's it
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I honestly really wanna go vegan but if i stop eating eggs/meat the only thing ill consistently eat at the university restaurant will be rice and that's it
I feel so bad for quantum vibration energy research people, imagine telling people you work with that and they start asking you about quantum healing with crystals or some shit
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I feel so bad for quantum vibration energy research people, imagine telling people you work with that and they start asking you about quantum healing with crystals or some shit
What the fuck happened in the 2000s to make people think dressing like this is in any way ok
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
What the fuck happened in the 2000s to make people think dressing like this is in any way ok
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Horniest Actress in the World Rico 1st
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Horniest Actress in the World Rico 1st
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theyr saying this is slugs room
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
theyr saying this is slugs room
The government was absolutely cooking with the textured condoms
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The government was absolutely cooking with the textured condoms
Wheatley lowkey babygirl
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Wheatley lowkey babygirl
I Wanna track my mood but i feel like there are wayy too many important independent variables
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I Wanna track my mood but i feel like there are wayy too many important independent variables
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I ended up telling my PI about my struggles with depression and I feel like he looks way more concerned when I joke about killing myself now
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I ended up telling my PI about my struggles with depression and I feel like he looks way more concerned when I joke about killing myself now
How is one of our botany professors homophobic 😭 bro you literally study hard wood and flowers what the fuck
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
How is one of our botany professors homophobic 😭 bro you literally study hard wood and flowers what the fuck
I need a laptop with a numpad + aura
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I need a laptop with a numpad + aura
Im taking dildo recommendations
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Im taking dildo recommendations
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