Crimson
@human.furniture
Hive mind advocate. Transgenic. Mild pica. glowworm. World's weakest tomboy. Flesh supremacist. Unbreedable. Proud Normie. Piracema organizer. Flawn. Wasp diplomat. Wasp apologist. Wasp lover. Unmisgenderable.
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Crimson
@human.furniture
· May 9
no ethical sex under gender
i wanna print some stickers for my new laptop please give me some cool reaction images and shit (not child porn)
January 22, 2026 at 7:01 PM
i wanna print some stickers for my new laptop please give me some cool reaction images and shit (not child porn)
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I could give you a great summary of our new warbler diet paper… but if a picture says a thousand words, this awesome graphical abstract by @rushstudio.bsky.social tells the whole story. 🦉🧪
academic.oup.com/auk/article/...
academic.oup.com/auk/article/...
January 21, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I could give you a great summary of our new warbler diet paper… but if a picture says a thousand words, this awesome graphical abstract by @rushstudio.bsky.social tells the whole story. 🦉🧪
academic.oup.com/auk/article/...
academic.oup.com/auk/article/...
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all of my posts are made from this device
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
all of my posts are made from this device
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My take on this kind of thing
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 AM
My take on this kind of thing
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Ice Age art!
A lovely little horse figurine sculpted from mammoth tusk around 15,000 years ago!
Known as ‘The Little Horse of Lourdes’ it was found in 1886 in the cave of Les Espélugues, Lourdes, Haute-Pyrénées, France. 📷 by me.
#Archaeology
A lovely little horse figurine sculpted from mammoth tusk around 15,000 years ago!
Known as ‘The Little Horse of Lourdes’ it was found in 1886 in the cave of Les Espélugues, Lourdes, Haute-Pyrénées, France. 📷 by me.
#Archaeology
January 20, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Ice Age art!
A lovely little horse figurine sculpted from mammoth tusk around 15,000 years ago!
Known as ‘The Little Horse of Lourdes’ it was found in 1886 in the cave of Les Espélugues, Lourdes, Haute-Pyrénées, France. 📷 by me.
#Archaeology
A lovely little horse figurine sculpted from mammoth tusk around 15,000 years ago!
Known as ‘The Little Horse of Lourdes’ it was found in 1886 in the cave of Les Espélugues, Lourdes, Haute-Pyrénées, France. 📷 by me.
#Archaeology
I headcanon noelle as the type of trans whos really healthy and doesn't get it when people call her a luckshit passoid
January 22, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I headcanon noelle as the type of trans whos really healthy and doesn't get it when people call her a luckshit passoid
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"Time is a game played beautifully by children."
— Heraclitus, Fragments
Art by Noah Saterstrom
— Heraclitus, Fragments
Art by Noah Saterstrom
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 PM
"Time is a game played beautifully by children."
— Heraclitus, Fragments
Art by Noah Saterstrom
— Heraclitus, Fragments
Art by Noah Saterstrom
can you guys keep this link safe for me thanks
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Seed ejection mechanism in an Oxalis species - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Seed ejection mechanism in an Oxalis species
www.nature.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
can you guys keep this link safe for me thanks
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
i wanna make a fish so bad but i have no excuse
January 22, 2026 at 12:28 AM
i wanna make a fish so bad but i have no excuse
uncleaned water bottle water is literally full of probiotics
January 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
uncleaned water bottle water is literally full of probiotics
i had a dream i said umineko would work better if a few of the characters were like 4 years older and i think i had a point
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
i had a dream i said umineko would work better if a few of the characters were like 4 years older and i think i had a point
should i rice my linux or leave it raw
January 21, 2026 at 11:52 PM
should i rice my linux or leave it raw
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How long would you survive with no DNA?
What the latest What If? video in collaboration with
@minuteearth.bsky.social!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3oL...
What the latest What If? video in collaboration with
@minuteearth.bsky.social!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3oL...
How long would you survive with no DNA?
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:27 PM
How long would you survive with no DNA?
What the latest What If? video in collaboration with
@minuteearth.bsky.social!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3oL...
What the latest What If? video in collaboration with
@minuteearth.bsky.social!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3oL...
i got a fuckass haircut
its not even that bad i just cant pull it off to save my life
its not even that bad i just cant pull it off to save my life
January 21, 2026 at 10:59 PM
i got a fuckass haircut
its not even that bad i just cant pull it off to save my life
its not even that bad i just cant pull it off to save my life
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![Comic. Standard 16-Part Epoxy. [Epoxy applicator with multiple labeled chambers in different colors: resin; hardener; filler, softener; rosin; stuff that bonds permanently to skin and nothing else; stuff that will turn white and crack over a few days, for decorative appearance; placebo; minced duct tape; acetone Fragrance; powdered bar magnets; polyethylvinylesteracetate; 2-polyethylvinylesteracetate; salt and pepper to taste; blood sample from the Gorilla Glue gorillas; stuff that bonds to every known material except yours]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiamknds4yiai44hrtq3eiau3fqxjfzufclkb64uaxdnnig5klsck4@jpeg)
January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
add me on inaturalist so i can mog you
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
add me on inaturalist so i can mog you
my deltarune theory is that the cia is releasing the game in an episodic manner as to delay my suicide
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
my deltarune theory is that the cia is releasing the game in an episodic manner as to delay my suicide
why did nobody ever tell me the umamusume girls are based on real horses thats so much cooler
January 16, 2026 at 12:44 AM
why did nobody ever tell me the umamusume girls are based on real horses thats so much cooler
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Repost to instantly groom your oomf and turn her into your Discord Kitten, ignore to watch her die
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Repost to instantly groom your oomf and turn her into your Discord Kitten, ignore to watch her die
Heartwarming: this shelter (public library) biochemistry textbook doesn't know it's about to go to it's forever home with me!
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Heartwarming: this shelter (public library) biochemistry textbook doesn't know it's about to go to it's forever home with me!
Me: i hate plants!!!!!
Arguably the greatest botanist alive in my country: *praises me a lot in front of his colleagues*
Me: plants are ok
Arguably the greatest botanist alive in my country: *praises me a lot in front of his colleagues*
Me: plants are ok
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Me: i hate plants!!!!!
Arguably the greatest botanist alive in my country: *praises me a lot in front of his colleagues*
Me: plants are ok
Arguably the greatest botanist alive in my country: *praises me a lot in front of his colleagues*
Me: plants are ok
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I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
I did and it went really well but I didn't get any pussy so I splurged on academic books a Lil instead
Being cringe and going from class to class asking students to sign a petition on trans affirmative action (that i believe will work) gets me how many trans pussy
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I did and it went really well but I didn't get any pussy so I splurged on academic books a Lil instead