Alec Hugums
@hugums.bsky.social
You know they say aliens are sending a comet to dry up the Euphrates river this year
October 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You know they say aliens are sending a comet to dry up the Euphrates river this year
Public ping-pong tables stress me out. It's constantly one klepto away from being a normal folding table. Who's responsibility is it to look after the paddles and balls, this is all very anxiety inducing.
September 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Public ping-pong tables stress me out. It's constantly one klepto away from being a normal folding table. Who's responsibility is it to look after the paddles and balls, this is all very anxiety inducing.
Catch me at the function, just chilling at the bar eating shrimp cocktail out of a fanny pack
September 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Catch me at the function, just chilling at the bar eating shrimp cocktail out of a fanny pack
...And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod /
The high untrespassed sanctity of space /
Put out my hand, and touched the face of Dog.
The high untrespassed sanctity of space /
Put out my hand, and touched the face of Dog.
September 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
...And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod /
The high untrespassed sanctity of space /
Put out my hand, and touched the face of Dog.
The high untrespassed sanctity of space /
Put out my hand, and touched the face of Dog.
I'll straight up moonwalk past a bitch
September 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I'll straight up moonwalk past a bitch
Bears kill over 10,000 salmon per year, attacks of Salmon on Bears however, are much more uncommon.
September 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Bears kill over 10,000 salmon per year, attacks of Salmon on Bears however, are much more uncommon.
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Like, I dunno folks, slavery and stealing land from natives was also pretty bad.
February 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Like, I dunno folks, slavery and stealing land from natives was also pretty bad.
Yknow what? I'm starting to get the sneaking feeling that that young man, Kendrick, isn't very fond of that Drake fella.
February 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Yknow what? I'm starting to get the sneaking feeling that that young man, Kendrick, isn't very fond of that Drake fella.
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man it’d be cool if we could get some precedented times every once in a while
February 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
man it’d be cool if we could get some precedented times every once in a while
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Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.
January 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.
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Your Daily Affirmation:
On this day when the Hellmouth has opened and unlimited fuckery is released into the world, I remain detached and cheerful, attentive only to those people close to me (and waffles) but willing to let everything that doesn't affect me directly fuck all the way off.
On this day when the Hellmouth has opened and unlimited fuckery is released into the world, I remain detached and cheerful, attentive only to those people close to me (and waffles) but willing to let everything that doesn't affect me directly fuck all the way off.
January 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
On this day when the Hellmouth has opened and unlimited fuckery is released into the world, I remain detached and cheerful, attentive only to those people close to me (and waffles) but willing to let everything that doesn't affect me directly fuck all the way off.
On this day when the Hellmouth has opened and unlimited fuckery is released into the world, I remain detached and cheerful, attentive only to those people close to me (and waffles) but willing to let everything that doesn't affect me directly fuck all the way off.
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If I were in the writers room and someone came in and said "We're gonna make the downfall of American freedom MLK day" I'd say get the hell out of here with your cliche on the nose bullshit
January 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If I were in the writers room and someone came in and said "We're gonna make the downfall of American freedom MLK day" I'd say get the hell out of here with your cliche on the nose bullshit
Nothing makes me narratively hornier than a Nat20 on a lore related check
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Nothing makes me narratively hornier than a Nat20 on a lore related check
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Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.
January 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.
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Your Daily Affirmation:
Today I am a glitter-slick stripper, strutting my stuff to a thousand hair-band ballads. The world is my pole, and I dance around it, untouchable. My underwear manifests prosperity. In small bills. So. Much. Bon. Jovi.
Today I am a glitter-slick stripper, strutting my stuff to a thousand hair-band ballads. The world is my pole, and I dance around it, untouchable. My underwear manifests prosperity. In small bills. So. Much. Bon. Jovi.
January 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
Today I am a glitter-slick stripper, strutting my stuff to a thousand hair-band ballads. The world is my pole, and I dance around it, untouchable. My underwear manifests prosperity. In small bills. So. Much. Bon. Jovi.
Today I am a glitter-slick stripper, strutting my stuff to a thousand hair-band ballads. The world is my pole, and I dance around it, untouchable. My underwear manifests prosperity. In small bills. So. Much. Bon. Jovi.
I think you could poorly argue that boats defy gravity... kind of? idk there's a reason I'm not a physicist
January 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I think you could poorly argue that boats defy gravity... kind of? idk there's a reason I'm not a physicist
I like to think Man door hand hook car door and knife guy hang out when they're not busy murdering
January 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I like to think Man door hand hook car door and knife guy hang out when they're not busy murdering
Every take off and landing in a plane I just sit there at peace accepting this could be it. Probably the most at peace I’ll ever be is in that moment.
December 14, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Every take off and landing in a plane I just sit there at peace accepting this could be it. Probably the most at peace I’ll ever be is in that moment.
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Anyone know where to buy a sturdy trophy shelf? Asking for a friend
December 13, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Anyone know where to buy a sturdy trophy shelf? Asking for a friend
Where else was @geoffkeighley.bsky.social last summer? Was he just popping up in game studios all over the world testing new games? I want that show.
December 13, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Where else was @geoffkeighley.bsky.social last summer? Was he just popping up in game studios all over the world testing new games? I want that show.
Theoretically, a 4th dimensional being could pick you up rotate you in the 4th dimension, and put you back so that your left and right sides are switched.
December 11, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Theoretically, a 4th dimensional being could pick you up rotate you in the 4th dimension, and put you back so that your left and right sides are switched.
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The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing
December 9, 2024 at 1:44 PM
The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing
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If the folks setting up the new government in Syria want some ideas, I've looked into the situation for the last half hour or so and I think I could help. DMs are open.
December 10, 2024 at 12:15 AM
If the folks setting up the new government in Syria want some ideas, I've looked into the situation for the last half hour or so and I think I could help. DMs are open.
Taco Bell used to put black olives on the Mexican Pizza... We use to be a proper country...
December 6, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Taco Bell used to put black olives on the Mexican Pizza... We use to be a proper country...