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hugojake
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There hasn't been a single game in my life where I've thought, "Man I wish could ask this NPC absolutely anything I want and they'd respond."

Even if I had, it'd be novel for about 2 minutes.

I'll take 50 handcrafted lines from an actual writer than 1 million from a glorified chat bot any day.
March 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Man I've had dating apps for like a day and I already want to delete them

Can't a brother just kiss some dudes
February 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I FALL ASLEEP SO MUCH EARLIER WHEN I DONT HAVE TO

PLEASE JUST LET ME SLEEP BRAIN I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING
February 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I think I'm getting sick right before this 4 day weekend starts and I'm actually gonna blow my load

And by my load I mean my brains im gonna splatter em
February 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Being consistently up early enough to enjoy the wonders of the Wendy's breakfast baconater has improved my life tenfold
February 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Mario party chance time is mankind's worst invention
February 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
this shit so beautiful
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMdh...
EVERY BUCKET From Cavaliers' 91-PT 1st Half! - FRANCHISE RECORD | February 2, 2025
YouTube video by NBA
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February 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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// Post snowgrave
revealing the truth
January 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Fit check
January 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I went to a showing of Shrek the musical and they let the guy that played farquad just improvise whatever the hell he wanted and also gave him these really dumb short legs attached to a belt. God it was peak I laughed for ages
January 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Man I've been reading and I took sleeping pills and I've been listening to calming music and everything but I haven't slept a lick and I need to be up for work in an hour and a half. I don't understand why my brain does this
January 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
worst part of my new job is i have to ride a tricycle with a bad seat everywhere around the jobsite and my asscheeks are gonna get callouses
January 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
tik tok ban being walked back
January 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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it's gotta be weird if you aren't into football at all but follow people who do. you're just minding your own business, enjoying yourself on social media, and all of a sudden everybody says DOINK at the same time and doesn't bother to explain why
January 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
New job has got me waking up at 4:30 am so I had a shit ton of coffee for four days and then the weekend hit and I accidently went cold turkey on caffeine.

Easily the worst headache of my life but I did feel better after I threw up!
January 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My eyes are very heavily and literally glazing over right now and it's quite unpleasant
January 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
2 hours of sleep last night and every time I'm still for more than 20 seconds I can physically feel my body falling asleep while my brain kicks and screams. Unpleasant to say the least
January 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i caved. this game is really fuckin good
Anybody out there tryna send me 10 bucks so I feel less bad about buying the risk of rain dlc when it's not on sale
January 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Anybody out there tryna send me 10 bucks so I feel less bad about buying the risk of rain dlc when it's not on sale
January 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Man I took 2 50mg sleeping pills and literally nothing happened. I'm fucked
December 31, 2024 at 9:45 AM
just remembered my dream last night was a montage of me getting addicted to cigarettes over the course of like 3 months
December 31, 2024 at 7:53 AM
This song has been kicking my ass for the past few days
open.spotify.com/track/14A4el...
Black Hole Fantasy
The Crane Wives · Beyond Beyond Beyond · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
December 29, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I said this and then did not touch the game at all
Helldivers 2 major update out NOW?????............ Fascinating.....
December 29, 2024 at 10:50 PM
JEREMY EVANS TOUCHES THE HEAVANS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueEY...
Jeremy Evans Insane Swat and Slam From All Angles!
YouTube video by NBA
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December 28, 2024 at 11:00 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SUCK AT SONGWRITING HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SAY SOMETHING WITH SOME SUBSTANCE WITHOUT MAKING IT SOUND LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOLERS EDGY POETRY
December 28, 2024 at 7:08 AM