Hugh Rant
hughrant.bsky.social
Hugh Rant
@hughrant.bsky.social
"Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion. But I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence."
Cryptobros and VC edgelords continue to cook their own brains through a combination of hanging out on twitter, surrounding themselves with yes-men and AI indulgences
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Sorry if you're not a businessman™ you don't get to make policy anymore.
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I dont know what being able to suck yourself off feels like but I imagine its similar to how the NYT management felt running this piece
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
a cartoon of spongebob sitting on a beach
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob sitting on a beach
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Megyn Kelly: Actually we don't call it Epsteins Pedophile Island anymore, its Jeffs Mojo Dojo now
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Captain Kirk and Captain Ketamine
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Cant wait to see what BS they come up with next.
Prisoner 1: So what are you in for? Prisoner 2: wearing a loud shirt in public. How about you?
Prisoner 1: my hat was found to be at an unnaceptably jaunty angle
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Even an AI slop version of a car beats the elon vision.

This is the underrated use-case of AI: replacing useless C suite and VC edgelords who think that no one else can do their job when they are actually lower skilled occupations than they would ever admit
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A no-fee wife? Sorry but a Trump with a no-fee wife is an unrealistic claim.
4 pinocchios.
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The White House: We dont have this data so we recommend everyone just asks Grok instead
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Chuck Schumer (who can't even manage his own lunch break) travelled back in time using his George Soros time machine to when Epstein was alive and convinced him to send those emails. Now, only Lauren Boebert can stop him. It all makes sense.
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Reposted by Hugh Rant
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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