resistance joker
@hughjasss.bsky.social
we still need to laugh during these dark times
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resistance joker
@hughjasss.bsky.social
· Jan 29
this too shall pass. to make room for a new, worse thing.
Magarita -
Not to be mistaken for “Margarita”. This drink is made of DTs piss, lies, and sweat. It even comes with a Cheeto crusted rim.
Not to be mistaken for “Margarita”. This drink is made of DTs piss, lies, and sweat. It even comes with a Cheeto crusted rim.
May 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Magarita -
Not to be mistaken for “Margarita”. This drink is made of DTs piss, lies, and sweat. It even comes with a Cheeto crusted rim.
Not to be mistaken for “Margarita”. This drink is made of DTs piss, lies, and sweat. It even comes with a Cheeto crusted rim.
I love when my anxiety makes me feel like I’m gonna throw up
April 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I love when my anxiety makes me feel like I’m gonna throw up
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RFKs brain worm has officially devoured his whole brain.
April 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
RFKs brain worm has officially devoured his whole brain.
Every day is like a very long, never been tested before roller coaster ride.
April 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Every day is like a very long, never been tested before roller coaster ride.
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It’s gardening season: five weeks ago I planted myself on the sofa and I’ve grown considerably.
April 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It’s gardening season: five weeks ago I planted myself on the sofa and I’ve grown considerably.
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Hi, I'm God.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
April 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hi, I'm God.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
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Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
April 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
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Constantly asking if the nightmare is over yet
April 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Constantly asking if the nightmare is over yet
If Trump wants to garnish my wages for my student loan debt then i will simply stop working and die.
April 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If Trump wants to garnish my wages for my student loan debt then i will simply stop working and die.
Does JFK know that Elon is on the spectrum? Or are we just pretending that Elon doesn’t have Asperger’s syndrome?
April 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Does JFK know that Elon is on the spectrum? Or are we just pretending that Elon doesn’t have Asperger’s syndrome?
Each day we are one step closer to getting the orange boy out of the office.
April 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Each day we are one step closer to getting the orange boy out of the office.
remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional?
March 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional?
happy st. paddy’s day 🍀
March 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
happy st. paddy’s day 🍀
Adult hood is probably the worst hood I’ve ever lived in. Very ghetto here.
March 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Adult hood is probably the worst hood I’ve ever lived in. Very ghetto here.
MECA: Make Elon Cry Again
March 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
MECA: Make Elon Cry Again
it feels so good to be 0 weeks pregnant
March 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
it feels so good to be 0 weeks pregnant
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I thought Donald Trump was God's biggest mistake, and I have to admit, I was dead on.
March 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I thought Donald Trump was God's biggest mistake, and I have to admit, I was dead on.
It’s only three months into this nightmare and I am TIRED.
March 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It’s only three months into this nightmare and I am TIRED.
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The only thing we've learned from history is that we don't learn from history.
March 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The only thing we've learned from history is that we don't learn from history.
I cannot believe women actually have sex with Elon.
February 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I cannot believe women actually have sex with Elon.
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Anyone else get mad impulses to do something really weird like launch politicians into the sun or do I need to go to the doctors?
February 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Anyone else get mad impulses to do something really weird like launch politicians into the sun or do I need to go to the doctors?
wake me up when the nightmare is over.
February 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
wake me up when the nightmare is over.