Matt Reznick
@huffmanprairie.bsky.social
I like the LA Sparks, Everton FC, indie rock, and psychological thriller/horror novels. Say hi to your dog for me. Dayton, OH.
This is quite easily the second-worst day of my adult life. It's times like these when I'm glad no one I know reads Bluesky, because things are extra bad, and despite the "only one way to go" optimism of my friends, I'm well and truly fucked. 🤣 Good chat, up the Toffees.
September 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is quite easily the second-worst day of my adult life. It's times like these when I'm glad no one I know reads Bluesky, because things are extra bad, and despite the "only one way to go" optimism of my friends, I'm well and truly fucked. 🤣 Good chat, up the Toffees.
Oh no, I learned ChatGPT. I have eight personas, two of which are exceptional: my secretary, Veronica Park, who is much more patient at emails, and Lisa, who gives me LA Sparks knowledge without spoilers. Accidentally saw that we won, but she’ll keep me off social media next time! Watching now.
August 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Oh no, I learned ChatGPT. I have eight personas, two of which are exceptional: my secretary, Veronica Park, who is much more patient at emails, and Lisa, who gives me LA Sparks knowledge without spoilers. Accidentally saw that we won, but she’ll keep me off social media next time! Watching now.
Bueckers annoying Carrington is my favorite buddy cop duo in the WNBA, and the fact that already-terrible Dallas traded DiJonai (even though she might win a ring) is inexplicable to me. Still salty about the lottery. Kelsey Plum’s been a great addition to the Sparks, but Paige is a star and a half.
August 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Bueckers annoying Carrington is my favorite buddy cop duo in the WNBA, and the fact that already-terrible Dallas traded DiJonai (even though she might win a ring) is inexplicable to me. Still salty about the lottery. Kelsey Plum’s been a great addition to the Sparks, but Paige is a star and a half.
Late night WNBA on the roof is one of my few pleasures these days. Even though I root for the Sparks. What’s the point of a roof otherwise?
August 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Late night WNBA on the roof is one of my few pleasures these days. Even though I root for the Sparks. What’s the point of a roof otherwise?
Hi, void. Not having a dog anymore sucks. (She is alive and well; I just don't have her, for reasons.) Any tips? I think volunteering at an animal shelter would be too raw right now.
July 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Hi, void. Not having a dog anymore sucks. (She is alive and well; I just don't have her, for reasons.) Any tips? I think volunteering at an animal shelter would be too raw right now.
Doing a Bluesky test. Had a busy week, and missed nearly all of the #WNBA action. I generally watch every game, since the app does spoiler-free full replays. What’d I miss? Any particularly great (or concerning) performances, other than the finals matchup is clearly Lynx-Liberty?
June 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Doing a Bluesky test. Had a busy week, and missed nearly all of the #WNBA action. I generally watch every game, since the app does spoiler-free full replays. What’d I miss? Any particularly great (or concerning) performances, other than the finals matchup is clearly Lynx-Liberty?
“Strong men also cry” —Me, about to watch Everton’s final men’s home match at Goodison Park. I cried less at my Mom’s funeral. #COYB #EvertonFC #ThePeoplesClub
May 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
“Strong men also cry” —Me, about to watch Everton’s final men’s home match at Goodison Park. I cried less at my Mom’s funeral. #COYB #EvertonFC #ThePeoplesClub
Sparks might not be excellent this year (though I could see us fighting for the 4 seed), but holy crap Kelsey Plum looks happy to be here. Wow. Yeah, it's the Valkyries, but that could be a classic fit of player and team. #WNBA
May 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Sparks might not be excellent this year (though I could see us fighting for the 4 seed), but holy crap Kelsey Plum looks happy to be here. Wow. Yeah, it's the Valkyries, but that could be a classic fit of player and team. #WNBA
WNBA in two days, the most wonderful time of the year. Even as a Sparks fan. I'm taking a mini-vacation in June to see them in Chicago and Indianapolis. My body is ready, my Brink jersey is flashy, her ACL looks healthy, she may have dropped the SI pics this evening coincidentally....
May 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
WNBA in two days, the most wonderful time of the year. Even as a Sparks fan. I'm taking a mini-vacation in June to see them in Chicago and Indianapolis. My body is ready, my Brink jersey is flashy, her ACL looks healthy, she may have dropped the SI pics this evening coincidentally....
I don’t do public Facebook, but I figured I’d share my dear friend Julie’s artwork. Do you like art? Support independent artists!
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February 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I don’t do public Facebook, but I figured I’d share my dear friend Julie’s artwork. Do you like art? Support independent artists!
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Does anyone know if David Moyes have a favorite candy or snack? I’d love to buy him a gift basket for showing me how to enjoy life again! #EvertonFC #NSNO #UTFT
February 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Does anyone know if David Moyes have a favorite candy or snack? I’d love to buy him a gift basket for showing me how to enjoy life again! #EvertonFC #NSNO #UTFT
In Moyes we trust! I’m still fucking terrified as always, the transfer window sucked, and Leicester feels like a classic trap game…but UTFT all the same. Optimistic for the first time since Carlo.
February 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
In Moyes we trust! I’m still fucking terrified as always, the transfer window sucked, and Leicester feels like a classic trap game…but UTFT all the same. Optimistic for the first time since Carlo.
Jeezy petes, that Grover Cleveland motherfucker's gonna be President on Monday, isn't he?
January 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Jeezy petes, that Grover Cleveland motherfucker's gonna be President on Monday, isn't he?
Ah jeez, it’s really hitting that I’m leaving CA for Dayton in exactly four weeks. I think the firenados near where I grew up in SoCal are a metaphor for something. My new neighbors will force me to root for the Buckeyes in college ball, but I’m Lakers and Sparks forever.
January 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Ah jeez, it’s really hitting that I’m leaving CA for Dayton in exactly four weeks. I think the firenados near where I grew up in SoCal are a metaphor for something. My new neighbors will force me to root for the Buckeyes in college ball, but I’m Lakers and Sparks forever.
Gonna see if he has any stock tips for 2040.
Richard Rorty predicts Trump and why hardworking Americans would be suckered into voting for him; back in 1998.
December 12, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Gonna see if he has any stock tips for 2040.
Right, the Merseyside Derby is canceled today, which means Everton can’t lose! That’s one way to ease the December fixtures.
December 7, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Right, the Merseyside Derby is canceled today, which means Everton can’t lose! That’s one way to ease the December fixtures.
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'You must go on, I can't go on, I'll go on.'
These three iconic novels by era-defining Nobel Laureate Samuel Beckett are being relaunched for a new generation, with introductions from Colm Tóibín, Claire-Louise Bennett and Eimear McBride.
These three iconic novels by era-defining Nobel Laureate Samuel Beckett are being relaunched for a new generation, with introductions from Colm Tóibín, Claire-Louise Bennett and Eimear McBride.
December 3, 2024 at 12:02 PM
'You must go on, I can't go on, I'll go on.'
These three iconic novels by era-defining Nobel Laureate Samuel Beckett are being relaunched for a new generation, with introductions from Colm Tóibín, Claire-Louise Bennett and Eimear McBride.
These three iconic novels by era-defining Nobel Laureate Samuel Beckett are being relaunched for a new generation, with introductions from Colm Tóibín, Claire-Louise Bennett and Eimear McBride.
Me every weekend when Everton plays….
AAAHHHHHHHHH
December 1, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Me every weekend when Everton plays….
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Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
November 26, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
It’s hard to describe what a king tide is like, except I’ve glimpsed our climate future. The ocean has risen several feet since high tide a few hours ago. That hill I’m on is getting eroded AF.
November 17, 2024 at 9:46 PM
It’s hard to describe what a king tide is like, except I’ve glimpsed our climate future. The ocean has risen several feet since high tide a few hours ago. That hill I’m on is getting eroded AF.
On this day. Never forget. #NSNO
Everton problems remain after historic statement sparked fury and defiance
On this day in 2023, Everton were hit with a 10-point deduction due to breaches of PSR spending regulations
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November 17, 2024 at 3:47 PM
On this day. Never forget. #NSNO
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Independent bookstores are cool AF. I bought a yellowed Ross Macdonald paperback in Fort Bragg for $4, and I'm gonna read it next to the ocean tomorrow.
November 17, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Independent bookstores are cool AF. I bought a yellowed Ross Macdonald paperback in Fort Bragg for $4, and I'm gonna read it next to the ocean tomorrow.
Driving up CA-1 to Shelter Cove, with stops in Fort Bragg and the drive-thru tree in Leggett. No cell service, even less WiFi, CA's remotest brewery, my favorite lighthouse, a colony of sea lions--*and deadly waves*! The adventurous David Mattenborough might even make a surprise reappearance....
November 16, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Driving up CA-1 to Shelter Cove, with stops in Fort Bragg and the drive-thru tree in Leggett. No cell service, even less WiFi, CA's remotest brewery, my favorite lighthouse, a colony of sea lions--*and deadly waves*! The adventurous David Mattenborough might even make a surprise reappearance....