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truly what is the point of working for an industry where no amount of labor you provide, or value you bring, or expertise you have will ever be worth more than a bean pusher deciding that firing you would make a spreadsheet look better
February 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
truly what is the point of working for an industry where no amount of labor you provide, or value you bring, or expertise you have will ever be worth more than a bean pusher deciding that firing you would make a spreadsheet look better
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Crazy how nothing costs $9.99 anymore. Bionicles used to
February 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Crazy how nothing costs $9.99 anymore. Bionicles used to
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My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
February 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
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This is the first time I've ever cared about the outcome of the Superbowl. If one team wins it will usher America into a dreamlike state (complete with a prince and princess) while this nation gets dismantled. And if the other, our most warlike people (Philadelphians) could usher in sweeping change
February 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is the first time I've ever cared about the outcome of the Superbowl. If one team wins it will usher America into a dreamlike state (complete with a prince and princess) while this nation gets dismantled. And if the other, our most warlike people (Philadelphians) could usher in sweeping change
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we need radical honesty in politics. i am running for Congress so i can get rich doing insider trading
January 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
we need radical honesty in politics. i am running for Congress so i can get rich doing insider trading
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Let's rise and grind. Get that milk
January 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Let's rise and grind. Get that milk
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i want AI to take my job so it gets really depressed at how thankless it is
January 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i want AI to take my job so it gets really depressed at how thankless it is
GET ME OUT OF HERE LOL
January 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
GET ME OUT OF HERE LOL
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me and the homies clinging to the old ways
January 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
me and the homies clinging to the old ways
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my AI doctor just prescribed me fentanyl and alprazolam for my insomnia! it’s so much easier than going to a real one
January 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
my AI doctor just prescribed me fentanyl and alprazolam for my insomnia! it’s so much easier than going to a real one
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I always ask on the first date if they like smoochin because I don’t want them to be surprised later by my twisted passions.
January 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I always ask on the first date if they like smoochin because I don’t want them to be surprised later by my twisted passions.
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When I'm shittin that's the real me
January 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
When I'm shittin that's the real me
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so now that "woke" and cancel culture and all that is dead and buried... can we get the ELLEN SHOW back on tv now???
January 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
so now that "woke" and cancel culture and all that is dead and buried... can we get the ELLEN SHOW back on tv now???
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Have your tickets ready. The Peepy Express is here! @itemlabel.com
January 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Have your tickets ready. The Peepy Express is here! @itemlabel.com
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i had a stress dream i was walking around a mall in my pajamas and the tip of my penis fell out of the front of the pajamas, like the little hole in front and i had to go hide, and no matter how many times i tucked it back in whenever i would check it had fallen back out again
January 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i had a stress dream i was walking around a mall in my pajamas and the tip of my penis fell out of the front of the pajamas, like the little hole in front and i had to go hide, and no matter how many times i tucked it back in whenever i would check it had fallen back out again