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Sam Guy in Portland
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As if you needed any more evidence that insurance companies are the worst, my homeowners policy requires me to send a *letter* to dispute their pricing renewal. And MAYBE they'll respond in 30 days.

When the pricing decision was completely automated and all the information is in a database.
September 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Firing and demoralizing feminized jobs as enemies of the state while brazenly bribing men with violent jobs that almost instantly puts them into the middle of middle class is very basic gendered warfare. Fulfilling the manosphere’s promise.
It is insane to me that the government can find money to pay ICE agents increasingly larger sums of money, yet teachers have to buy their own pencils.
August 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Welp, damn. I guess that's enough news for today.
August 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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THEY ARE NOW ACTIVELY HUNTING THE DISABLED!

this is the part in the poem where YOU remain silent because YOU are not disabled

My ptsd means I'll have already been taken when they come for you

#StayWoke
July 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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The moderate position used to be maintaining slavery. The moderate position used to be maintaining Jim Crow. The only time having a moderate position would make sense is if the nation ensures justice for all. And that's never been the case in America.
July 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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there are so many great things about generative AI! here are some of my favorites <3
July 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I think it's now possible to make a poli-sci course that equips one for modern political analysis better than most classic theory and has a syllabus sourced entirely from random internet posts.

Text 1. Wilhoit's Law, born as part of a 2018 blog comment
crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
July 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I’m going to say this again

The president is taxing American consumers to try to do a favor for one of his political allies
As usual, I think Brian is right about Brazil. Its economy isn’t very reliant on exports to the US, its judiciary operates quite independently of politics and Lula will be eager to stand up to a foreign bully. Brazil already trades more with China than with the US; tariffs deepen that relationship.
July 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Welp, that's enough bad news for one day, I guess.
June 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Mark Hortman was a selfless husband and a dedicated father. He always put his family above himself and everyone who knew him knew that he was Melissa’s rock.

He was a great friend to Gwen and me, and we will miss him deeply.

www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...
‘Always had Melissa’s back’: Friends, family remember Mark Hortman as smart, funny, fierce protector
As they struggle now through their own grief, those who knew Mark Hortman say he loved mountain biking, music, his family and playing pool. He easily made friends and kept them close, and centered his...
www.mprnews.org
June 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
June in Oregon and I'm still wearing flannel shirts.
June 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.
June 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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"Since her death in 1979, the woman who discovered what the universe is made of has not so much as received a memorial plaque. Her newspaper obituaries do not mention her greatest discovery.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT CECILIA PAYNE:"
#WomenInScience #WomenInSTEM #History
1/8
June 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Trying to deal with my Quantum Fiber wireless mesh is a nightmare.

I'm not going to blame the offshore developers who built this crappy management app. 1.5 stars! This rests solely on the desk of a senior VP somewhere who thought the enshittification of their service was worth it the cost savings
June 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'm all about letting people love what they love, but man... drum circles. I don't remember consenting to being driven mad by 30-odd drums while waiting in this line.
June 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Volunteering as traffic control for a parade route today. Closed streets everywhere. The number of road rage incidents I've seen already is too damn high.
June 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What's killing me the constant messaging that illegal immigration is the crime of the century, while the real crime is happening in front of our faces in Mar-a-lago.
ICE Tampa led an operation at a Tallahassee construction site on Thursday that ended in over 100 arrests. https://bit.ly/3SsYAyU 
May 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Is there anyone studying how some textbooks actually impede a student from understanding?

How can something in its 9th edition, written by experts and reviewed by folks in the field, be this convoluted?
May 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
And here I am, just trying to live my little life like a friggin' idiot, when people who ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING, break every rule to get just a little bit more.

If they're the psychopaths, why am I the one who feels like I'm going crazy?
Ok. But even if it’s not a done deal yet, the fact giving Trump a jet is “under consideration” tells you all you need to know about what countries are being told they need to do to be an ally with America under Trump. www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
Qatar calls reports of upcoming jet gift to Trump 'inaccurate'
ABC News reported Sunday that a super luxury Boeing 747-8 jumbo jet would become available for the president.
www.politico.com
May 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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The Tiny King's very special lady friend does not like daddy taking a super plain from "Jihadists"
May 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Sure, why not bring your dog into the grocery store and then let your dog run up on the *other* person who brought their dog into the store, resulting in argument along the lines of "fuck you lady, you can't tell me where my dog can go!"
May 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
May 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I don't generally give out life advice but one suggestion I have is to not take or remain in a job that requires you to hide your face from your fellow citizens in shame while you do your fucking nazi cosplay on behalf of a paste-brained tyrant
May 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM