Hubris 📚
@hubris.bsky.social
If you seek bookish takes, geeky fuckery, random alliteration, and military stupidity, I have arrived. Full of used less info.
ATTENTION TO ORDERS
Saying “I’m gonna fuck off into the ether” is no longer an authorized way of saying goodbye to a room full of your peers, subordinates, and or your leadership.
——Nothing follows——
Saying “I’m gonna fuck off into the ether” is no longer an authorized way of saying goodbye to a room full of your peers, subordinates, and or your leadership.
——Nothing follows——
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
ATTENTION TO ORDERS
Saying “I’m gonna fuck off into the ether” is no longer an authorized way of saying goodbye to a room full of your peers, subordinates, and or your leadership.
——Nothing follows——
Saying “I’m gonna fuck off into the ether” is no longer an authorized way of saying goodbye to a room full of your peers, subordinates, and or your leadership.
——Nothing follows——
Back to army meme making.
You’re welcome for my service.
You’re welcome for my service.
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Back to army meme making.
You’re welcome for my service.
You’re welcome for my service.
Calls Dr
Dr said they sent the script
Calls express scripts
They say this is an accredo problem
Calls accredo
They say Tricare ain’t approved it
Calls Tricare
Tricare says ES approves
Calls ES with Tricare on the line
They insist accredo approves
3 way call with Tricare, ES and acccredo.
Dr said they sent the script
Calls express scripts
They say this is an accredo problem
Calls accredo
They say Tricare ain’t approved it
Calls Tricare
Tricare says ES approves
Calls ES with Tricare on the line
They insist accredo approves
3 way call with Tricare, ES and acccredo.
a person is holding their head with a red spot on it .
ALT: a person is holding their head with a red spot on it .
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December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Calls Dr
Dr said they sent the script
Calls express scripts
They say this is an accredo problem
Calls accredo
They say Tricare ain’t approved it
Calls Tricare
Tricare says ES approves
Calls ES with Tricare on the line
They insist accredo approves
3 way call with Tricare, ES and acccredo.
Dr said they sent the script
Calls express scripts
They say this is an accredo problem
Calls accredo
They say Tricare ain’t approved it
Calls Tricare
Tricare says ES approves
Calls ES with Tricare on the line
They insist accredo approves
3 way call with Tricare, ES and acccredo.
December 2026 can’t come fast enough. No more checking drill schedules before buying tickets to anything, no more bailing on friends or family.
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
December 2026 can’t come fast enough. No more checking drill schedules before buying tickets to anything, no more bailing on friends or family.
I printed a bunch of “Closed due to Health Department violations” signs to post at random conference room doors. Need to keep my 1SG on his toes.
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I printed a bunch of “Closed due to Health Department violations” signs to post at random conference room doors. Need to keep my 1SG on his toes.
Amazon AI thinks I can fit my boobs in an XS. Bet. If anyone can recommend long sleeve/winter tshirts for under my uniform, I’d be very grateful. I’m tired of being cold.
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Amazon AI thinks I can fit my boobs in an XS. Bet. If anyone can recommend long sleeve/winter tshirts for under my uniform, I’d be very grateful. I’m tired of being cold.
Depression brain:
I cleaned my room today.
My cleaning lady is going to be so happy.
I cleaned my room today.
My cleaning lady is going to be so happy.
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Depression brain:
I cleaned my room today.
My cleaning lady is going to be so happy.
I cleaned my room today.
My cleaning lady is going to be so happy.
At this point i’m just glad Find My doesn’t let people know that I looked at where they were before I asked them what they were doing. I see you’re at the gym but I to play video games so I’m trying to secure my gaming as soon as you get home instead of letting you make plans with your husband.
a cartoon cat is sitting in a chair playing a video game with headphones on .
ALT: a cartoon cat is sitting in a chair playing a video game with headphones on .
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December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
At this point i’m just glad Find My doesn’t let people know that I looked at where they were before I asked them what they were doing. I see you’re at the gym but I to play video games so I’m trying to secure my gaming as soon as you get home instead of letting you make plans with your husband.
When the BC is taking the S-6 to lunch but the XO tries to tag along
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
When the BC is taking the S-6 to lunch but the XO tries to tag along
I spent Veterans Day apologizing to almost every single leader (and subordinate) I’ve ever had. My peers can get wrecked. They deserve me as a punishment.
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I spent Veterans Day apologizing to almost every single leader (and subordinate) I’ve ever had. My peers can get wrecked. They deserve me as a punishment.
Let the record show that if I reply to your 2am email with “this email should have been a fist fight”, I might just catch you walking to your car. After your post workout shower. And I’ll be wearing a sports bra, bike shorts, and crocs. Guard your face.
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Let the record show that if I reply to your 2am email with “this email should have been a fist fight”, I might just catch you walking to your car. After your post workout shower. And I’ll be wearing a sports bra, bike shorts, and crocs. Guard your face.
September 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
When I’m in uniform, I never miss an opportunity to kick my lil feets. I’ll sit on every surface I can that makes my feet dangle so I can kick em. Even a soap box. I’m that short.
-4’11 female soldier who likes to yell a lot.
-4’11 female soldier who likes to yell a lot.
July 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
When I’m in uniform, I never miss an opportunity to kick my lil feets. I’ll sit on every surface I can that makes my feet dangle so I can kick em. Even a soap box. I’m that short.
-4’11 female soldier who likes to yell a lot.
-4’11 female soldier who likes to yell a lot.
If you email me at 1am, don’t be surprised when I reply at 1am.
a woman with white hair is sitting in a chair holding glasses .
ALT: a woman with white hair is sitting in a chair holding glasses .
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July 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
If you email me at 1am, don’t be surprised when I reply at 1am.
Hi.
I used to be an SME.
Not any more.
Now I’m the personality hire.
Just a girl that’s tired of being tired.
Now I feed the troops. Talk about my garden or books. Bring baked goods. Plan parties & ceremonies. Yap.
Until my time runs out.
Then I will never talk about the last 20 years again.
I used to be an SME.
Not any more.
Now I’m the personality hire.
Just a girl that’s tired of being tired.
Now I feed the troops. Talk about my garden or books. Bring baked goods. Plan parties & ceremonies. Yap.
Until my time runs out.
Then I will never talk about the last 20 years again.
July 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Hi.
I used to be an SME.
Not any more.
Now I’m the personality hire.
Just a girl that’s tired of being tired.
Now I feed the troops. Talk about my garden or books. Bring baked goods. Plan parties & ceremonies. Yap.
Until my time runs out.
Then I will never talk about the last 20 years again.
I used to be an SME.
Not any more.
Now I’m the personality hire.
Just a girl that’s tired of being tired.
Now I feed the troops. Talk about my garden or books. Bring baked goods. Plan parties & ceremonies. Yap.
Until my time runs out.
Then I will never talk about the last 20 years again.
When I die, I want people to remember me for my best lines:
“That’s my load bearing coffee, sir”
And
“DONT DRINK THAT. It’s harmful without a pastry. Let’s get you a pastry, sir”
My entire army career I was treated like a personality hire so I became one. And that’s ok I guess.
“That’s my load bearing coffee, sir”
And
“DONT DRINK THAT. It’s harmful without a pastry. Let’s get you a pastry, sir”
My entire army career I was treated like a personality hire so I became one. And that’s ok I guess.
July 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When I die, I want people to remember me for my best lines:
“That’s my load bearing coffee, sir”
And
“DONT DRINK THAT. It’s harmful without a pastry. Let’s get you a pastry, sir”
My entire army career I was treated like a personality hire so I became one. And that’s ok I guess.
“That’s my load bearing coffee, sir”
And
“DONT DRINK THAT. It’s harmful without a pastry. Let’s get you a pastry, sir”
My entire army career I was treated like a personality hire so I became one. And that’s ok I guess.
What yall see.
What I see.
What I see.
June 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What yall see.
What I see.
What I see.
Sharing my potats with @ckshowalter.bsky.social was the highlight of my day.
June 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Sharing my potats with @ckshowalter.bsky.social was the highlight of my day.
Bringing this back just because.
June 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Bringing this back just because.
Waking my 1SG up gently. Was never an option.
June 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Waking my 1SG up gently. Was never an option.
I explained a concern to someone today & was dismissed.
I cashed in on my hurt feelings & turned it into the plot of a new book.
The people I discussed it with after were very happy with the idea. Their criticism was constructive to the point of promoting further creativity.
Today was a good day.
I cashed in on my hurt feelings & turned it into the plot of a new book.
The people I discussed it with after were very happy with the idea. Their criticism was constructive to the point of promoting further creativity.
Today was a good day.
June 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I explained a concern to someone today & was dismissed.
I cashed in on my hurt feelings & turned it into the plot of a new book.
The people I discussed it with after were very happy with the idea. Their criticism was constructive to the point of promoting further creativity.
Today was a good day.
I cashed in on my hurt feelings & turned it into the plot of a new book.
The people I discussed it with after were very happy with the idea. Their criticism was constructive to the point of promoting further creativity.
Today was a good day.
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June 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Happy Pride! In honor of @destinysraven.bsky.social's Silky Shorts competition of '22, we thought it would be great to do something collaborative to raise funds for our friends and neighbors whose rights and existence are under attack.
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give.lambdalegal.org/thighsquad
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