Hubris 📚
@hubris.bsky.social
If you seek bookish takes, geeky fuckery, random alliteration, and military stupidity, I have arrived. Full of used less info.
If it isn’t on this list, it’s not a gift, it’s an afterthought.
Toblerone is the exception cause that hoe can destroy the roof of my mouth and glue shut my molars any day.
Toblerone is the exception cause that hoe can destroy the roof of my mouth and glue shut my molars any day.
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If it isn’t on this list, it’s not a gift, it’s an afterthought.
Toblerone is the exception cause that hoe can destroy the roof of my mouth and glue shut my molars any day.
Toblerone is the exception cause that hoe can destroy the roof of my mouth and glue shut my molars any day.
Back to army meme making.
You’re welcome for my service.
You’re welcome for my service.
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Back to army meme making.
You’re welcome for my service.
You’re welcome for my service.
December 2026 can’t come fast enough. No more checking drill schedules before buying tickets to anything, no more bailing on friends or family.
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
December 2026 can’t come fast enough. No more checking drill schedules before buying tickets to anything, no more bailing on friends or family.
Amazon AI thinks I can fit my boobs in an XS. Bet. If anyone can recommend long sleeve/winter tshirts for under my uniform, I’d be very grateful. I’m tired of being cold.
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Amazon AI thinks I can fit my boobs in an XS. Bet. If anyone can recommend long sleeve/winter tshirts for under my uniform, I’d be very grateful. I’m tired of being cold.
When the BC is taking the S-6 to lunch but the XO tries to tag along
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
When the BC is taking the S-6 to lunch but the XO tries to tag along
She was asking for a pen, I was asking for a life line.
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
She was asking for a pen, I was asking for a life line.
He put me on a pedestal. I threw myself off.
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
He put me on a pedestal. I threw myself off.
She was afraid but I was the coward.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
She was afraid but I was the coward.
Let the record show that if I reply to your 2am email with “this email should have been a fist fight”, I might just catch you walking to your car. After your post workout shower. And I’ll be wearing a sports bra, bike shorts, and crocs. Guard your face.
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Let the record show that if I reply to your 2am email with “this email should have been a fist fight”, I might just catch you walking to your car. After your post workout shower. And I’ll be wearing a sports bra, bike shorts, and crocs. Guard your face.
September 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Fine. For those who only play FF7R…
#finalfantasy7
#finalfantasy7
June 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Fine. For those who only play FF7R…
#finalfantasy7
#finalfantasy7
What yall see.
What I see.
What I see.
June 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What yall see.
What I see.
What I see.
Bringing this back just because.
June 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Bringing this back just because.
Waking my 1SG up gently. Was never an option.
June 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Waking my 1SG up gently. Was never an option.
Awake at 3am: Great Year Edition
April 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Awake at 3am: Great Year Edition
And these are butternut squash
April 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
And these are butternut squash
My apple tree is blooming !
April 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My apple tree is blooming !
They’re onto us!
SCATTER!
SCATTER!
April 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
They’re onto us!
SCATTER!
SCATTER!
I guess it’s a crop top now. My washer said “I hate this thing specifically” and destroyed it”
March 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I guess it’s a crop top now. My washer said “I hate this thing specifically” and destroyed it”
If you miss me, then say that 💁🏼♀️
March 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If you miss me, then say that 💁🏼♀️
If you know, you know.
September 26, 2023 at 2:19 AM
If you know, you know.