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hubernie.bsky.social
world’s leading hubernologist
@hubernie.bsky.social
Frequently NSFW--minors DNI! I'm hubernies on tumblr and petraswyvern on AO3. I’m white, gay, disabled, and in my late twenties. these are the hubernie cringeposting dumping grounds.
insane. loser behavior from lions stans. dedue is a close second favorite lion for me just behind annette. he is intensely compelling!
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
but really the lopsidedness is kind of jarring. maybe i am simply a weird person when it comes to taste in that i consistently don’t match fandom. i like dedue and leonie more than almost any of their classmates in addition to liking bernadetta more than anyone i have ever met
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
would it surprise you to learn that in addition to her incorrect belief that rheagard is the most popular ship in 3h, that my wife, a Golden Deer stan, has Raphael as her second favorite unit behind Claude
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
that’s terrible! in hindsight I should have guessed. I’m not active or involved in the non-Eagles sides of the fandom and even among the Eagles side I stick to my niche, so I’m out of the loop, but the rampant fandom racism makes this disappointing but not surprising
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
That’s terrible!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
it’s my biggest pet peeve with the beagles side of this fandom. does this happen in the lions and deer sides of the fandom (genuinely asking)
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i’m not naming names with this one sorry
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
not to be a millennial but you can’t sit with us
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I shit you not the exact same thing happened when I went and the same group of teens were discussing the Zootopia abortion comic during the trailers because a trailer for Zootopia 2 played. nature is healing
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
will not be posting spoilers, this will be a spoiler free zone for at least the next few weeks
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
SHITTING CRYING THROWING UP ET CETERA
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
12k of it had Plot Relevance and the rest was just for the love of the game
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
feel you so bad on this because why have I written 46k of Hubernie porn
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
fuck. fire emblem three dimensional fruit
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
the low poly fruit must remain it has Charm
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
this might be enough to make me buy a switch 2
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Canceling Hubert for all the murder and war crimes is out. Canceling him for being British is in
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
we should all be bernadettafuckers in 2026
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM