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Frequently NSFW--minors DNI! I'm hubernies on tumblr and petraswyvern on AO3. I’m white, gay, disabled, and in my late twenties. these are the hubernie cringeposting dumping grounds.
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THE SPY WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD, 4.2k, Hubernie
This is my fic for day one of Hubernie Halloweeked! In which Bernadetta finds herself confronted with an imposter who has stolen Hubert’s face. Rated M for canon-typical violence and Agarthan style body horror.
archiveofourown.org/works/73448441
This is my fic for day one of Hubernie Halloweeked! In which Bernadetta finds herself confronted with an imposter who has stolen Hubert’s face. Rated M for canon-typical violence and Agarthan style body horror.
archiveofourown.org/works/73448441
also like not to be a little hater. not to be a bitch. but if you are selling ensemble black eagles merch and you have excluded bernadetta from most or all of the content i am simply not going to buy it no matter how talented you are
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
also like not to be a little hater. not to be a bitch. but if you are selling ensemble black eagles merch and you have excluded bernadetta from most or all of the content i am simply not going to buy it no matter how talented you are
lrp this is more extreme than what the op was saying but that’s me realizing that there are people who create/enjoy the “Hubert is overtly mean to Bernadetta and gets off on it” take on hubernie
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
lrp this is more extreme than what the op was saying but that’s me realizing that there are people who create/enjoy the “Hubert is overtly mean to Bernadetta and gets off on it” take on hubernie
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if they ever make a switch 2 graphics remaster of three houses my sole wish is for them to fully animate the scene where Ferdinand tries to hold Bernadetta’s hand and she sprains his wrist for it
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
if they ever make a switch 2 graphics remaster of three houses my sole wish is for them to fully animate the scene where Ferdinand tries to hold Bernadetta’s hand and she sprains his wrist for it
three hours until wicked can’t wait to be shitting crying throwing up et cetera
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
three hours until wicked can’t wait to be shitting crying throwing up et cetera
aside from the fact that he uses the word 'fancy' to mean 'to like,' this is probably the most damning piece of evidence that Hubert is British
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
aside from the fact that he uses the word 'fancy' to mean 'to like,' this is probably the most damning piece of evidence that Hubert is British
every time I read back something I wrote I am kind of taken aback by how obvious it is that I am, in fact, a Bernadettafucker
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
every time I read back something I wrote I am kind of taken aback by how obvious it is that I am, in fact, a Bernadettafucker
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it’s important to me that many Vestras take on a style that kind of goes with their Emperor. I want Hubert to have a pink-haired great great grandmother who was super peppy because her Emperor was really into throwing parties and mostly used her retainer for party planning.
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
it’s important to me that many Vestras take on a style that kind of goes with their Emperor. I want Hubert to have a pink-haired great great grandmother who was super peppy because her Emperor was really into throwing parties and mostly used her retainer for party planning.
best part of three hopes is that for the low, low price of sixty american dollars you, too can make hubert magically produce bubbles while bernadetta cheers for him instead of training
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
best part of three hopes is that for the low, low price of sixty american dollars you, too can make hubert magically produce bubbles while bernadetta cheers for him instead of training
i likely already said this but i think in a modern au Ferdinand and Bernadetta are both deeply millennialcore. like they have a separate thread from the work Teams chat where they send each other dog gifs and say “adulting” “i did a thing” and “heckin good pupper”
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
i likely already said this but i think in a modern au Ferdinand and Bernadetta are both deeply millennialcore. like they have a separate thread from the work Teams chat where they send each other dog gifs and say “adulting” “i did a thing” and “heckin good pupper”
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for day five of #fefemslashweek2025, I drew leonie and bernadetta with flowers in post canon :3
#myart #leodetta #fe16 #fe3h #fireemblem
#myart #leodetta #fe16 #fe3h #fireemblem
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
for day five of #fefemslashweek2025, I drew leonie and bernadetta with flowers in post canon :3
#myart #leodetta #fe16 #fe3h #fireemblem
#myart #leodetta #fe16 #fe3h #fireemblem
I know one of the more famous Verdant Wind Felix moments is “could I have saved him? could I have stopped him?” but I think this bit from his VW supports with Bernadetta is worth a shoutout. what the actual fuck
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I know one of the more famous Verdant Wind Felix moments is “could I have saved him? could I have stopped him?” but I think this bit from his VW supports with Bernadetta is worth a shoutout. what the actual fuck
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#fefemslashweek2025 (comfort)
Edelgard helping Bernie through a tough time…
#FE3H #BernadettavonVarley #Edelgard #Berniegard
Edelgard helping Bernie through a tough time…
#FE3H #BernadettavonVarley #Edelgard #Berniegard
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
#fefemslashweek2025 (comfort)
Edelgard helping Bernie through a tough time…
#FE3H #BernadettavonVarley #Edelgard #Berniegard
Edelgard helping Bernie through a tough time…
#FE3H #BernadettavonVarley #Edelgard #Berniegard
I’ve already named one of my hubernie fics after a novel I loved (The Spy Who Came in From the Cold) but there is such good Potential for recycling another beloved piece of media’s title for a bad ending fic (Portrait of a Lady on Fire)
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’ve already named one of my hubernie fics after a novel I loved (The Spy Who Came in From the Cold) but there is such good Potential for recycling another beloved piece of media’s title for a bad ending fic (Portrait of a Lady on Fire)
into hannestra solely because I think it’s funny for Hubert to kick off his career in patricide in 1180 but be subjected to political disagreements with some old guy who his father was fucking on the side for decades.
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
into hannestra solely because I think it’s funny for Hubert to kick off his career in patricide in 1180 but be subjected to political disagreements with some old guy who his father was fucking on the side for decades.
this calls to mind a numbers thing I think is bananas—the massive differences “this character is popular with people who do fanart and fanfic of 3h” versus “people who play 3h.” there are some popular with both, some popular with neither, and some with only one, the numbers of which fascinate me
I don’t have anything specifically for FE Rarepair Week but it does make me a little bummed that every single Bernadetta ship counts by their metrics. I love writing about her!
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
this calls to mind a numbers thing I think is bananas—the massive differences “this character is popular with people who do fanart and fanfic of 3h” versus “people who play 3h.” there are some popular with both, some popular with neither, and some with only one, the numbers of which fascinate me
WE ARE SO BACK AT IT AGAIN AT KRISPY KREME
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
WE ARE SO BACK AT IT AGAIN AT KRISPY KREME
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i call this: you’re bernadetta you just finished your 200k e rated omegaverse kyphon/loog fanfiction and you open the door of your writing cave to see your beautiful wife who has brought you food and tea
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
i call this: you’re bernadetta you just finished your 200k e rated omegaverse kyphon/loog fanfiction and you open the door of your writing cave to see your beautiful wife who has brought you food and tea
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THE SPY WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD, 4.2k, Hubernie
This is my fic for day one of Hubernie Halloweeked! In which Bernadetta finds herself confronted with an imposter who has stolen Hubert’s face. Rated M for canon-typical violence and Agarthan style body horror.
archiveofourown.org/works/73448441
This is my fic for day one of Hubernie Halloweeked! In which Bernadetta finds herself confronted with an imposter who has stolen Hubert’s face. Rated M for canon-typical violence and Agarthan style body horror.
archiveofourown.org/works/73448441
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
THE SPY WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD, 4.2k, Hubernie
This is my fic for day one of Hubernie Halloweeked! In which Bernadetta finds herself confronted with an imposter who has stolen Hubert’s face. Rated M for canon-typical violence and Agarthan style body horror.
archiveofourown.org/works/73448441
This is my fic for day one of Hubernie Halloweeked! In which Bernadetta finds herself confronted with an imposter who has stolen Hubert’s face. Rated M for canon-typical violence and Agarthan style body horror.
archiveofourown.org/works/73448441
I don’t have anything specifically for FE Rarepair Week but it does make me a little bummed that every single Bernadetta ship counts by their metrics. I love writing about her!
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I don’t have anything specifically for FE Rarepair Week but it does make me a little bummed that every single Bernadetta ship counts by their metrics. I love writing about her!
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#fefemslashweek2025
Day 3: change (Bernadetta x Transfem!Hubert)
Day 3: change (Bernadetta x Transfem!Hubert)
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
#fefemslashweek2025
Day 3: change (Bernadetta x Transfem!Hubert)
Day 3: change (Bernadetta x Transfem!Hubert)
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