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you dont need netflix in your hotel. just watch the airport drug smuggling show like everyone else
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
you dont need netflix in your hotel. just watch the airport drug smuggling show like everyone else
Five Or Six Dudes Jump Out Of Nowhere And Just Start Whaling On This One Guy — theonion.com/five-or-six-...
Five Or Six Dudes Jump Out Of Nowhere And Just Start Whaling On This One Guy
BOULDER, CO–Shock and disbelief were the prevailing reactions Monday, when pizza-delivery guy Lyle Kelso, 24, reported to roommates that at around 2 or 3 a.m., he personally witnessed, like, five or s...
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Five Or Six Dudes Jump Out Of Nowhere And Just Start Whaling On This One Guy — theonion.com/five-or-six-...
i was the mod on r/art and im glad i banned all you losers. eat shit
December 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i was the mod on r/art and im glad i banned all you losers. eat shit
achieve happiness by purposefully mishearing your intrusive thoughts. why yes, i SHOULD chill myself! 😎
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
achieve happiness by purposefully mishearing your intrusive thoughts. why yes, i SHOULD chill myself! 😎
i think in 2026 im going to become omni-channel
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i think in 2026 im going to become omni-channel
tyler seguin has a lifetime pass from me. dude has given every ounce he possibly can to this thing. and will probably work his ass off to come back from this even though no one would blame him if he just hung it up at this point.
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
tyler seguin has a lifetime pass from me. dude has given every ounce he possibly can to this thing. and will probably work his ass off to come back from this even though no one would blame him if he just hung it up at this point.
damn, man, this is great writing, using a form that doesn't usually lend itself to greatness.
damn, man, this is great writing, using a form that doesn't usually lend itself to greatness.
damn, man, this is great writing, using a form that doesn't usually lend itself to greatness.
damn, man, this is great writing, using a form that doesn't usually lend itself to greatness.
damn, man, this is great writing, using a form that doesn't usually lend itself to greatness.
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
damn, man, this is great writing, using a form that doesn't usually lend itself to greatness.
damn, man, this is great writing, using a form that doesn't usually lend itself to greatness.
damn, man, this is great writing, using a form that doesn't usually lend itself to greatness.
damn, man, this is great writing, using a form that doesn't usually lend itself to greatness.
damn, man, this is great writing, using a form that doesn't usually lend itself to greatness.
nhl points percentage shouldn’t be based on 2 points, since the average game is worth ~2.2 points. less of this “above .500” shit
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
nhl points percentage shouldn’t be based on 2 points, since the average game is worth ~2.2 points. less of this “above .500” shit
it is definitely within an “AI”’s capability to respond to emails all day by either saying “Ack” (too busy to finish the word) or forwarding them to an underling saying “please handle”
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
it is definitely within an “AI”’s capability to respond to emails all day by either saying “Ack” (too busy to finish the word) or forwarding them to an underling saying “please handle”
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finally boycotting the nyt because the spelling bee accepts PORNO but not HENTAI
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
finally boycotting the nyt because the spelling bee accepts PORNO but not HENTAI
had a serious conversation last night with the in-laws about sports team relocation and how sometimes they don’t take the history/stats with them. the one that always gets people is how the new york yankees used to be the baltimore orioles. these are tough convos but you have to have them
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
had a serious conversation last night with the in-laws about sports team relocation and how sometimes they don’t take the history/stats with them. the one that always gets people is how the new york yankees used to be the baltimore orioles. these are tough convos but you have to have them
my wife is so good at muting the tv the second Frankly Hockey comes on. i’m a lucky man
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
my wife is so good at muting the tv the second Frankly Hockey comes on. i’m a lucky man
have personally witnessed an *ophthalmologist* record a patients weight and then hand them a "heres how to stop being such a fatty fat fat" flyer
Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
have personally witnessed an *ophthalmologist* record a patients weight and then hand them a "heres how to stop being such a fatty fat fat" flyer
using evan bouchard to kill penalties is some real galaxy brain shit but i guess if you paid him that much you might as well keep pretending he’s a well-rounded 1D
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
using evan bouchard to kill penalties is some real galaxy brain shit but i guess if you paid him that much you might as well keep pretending he’s a well-rounded 1D
talking about star war in public needs to go back to being a bullyable offense. including this post
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
talking about star war in public needs to go back to being a bullyable offense. including this post
the variety list is AI sponcon because it makes you think "could an AI-generated list really be as bad as this"
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
the variety list is AI sponcon because it makes you think "could an AI-generated list really be as bad as this"
Important Notice: Meat Warning
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Important Notice: Meat Warning
I think the small town will sand some of the rough edges off this big city doctor… just give it time
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I think the small town will sand some of the rough edges off this big city doctor… just give it time
every single game mikko does one thing that makes me go "jesus"
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
every single game mikko does one thing that makes me go "jesus"
a “triple stacker” is when you pour 3 pepsis imto a 40oz stanley and top off with ice. into
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
a “triple stacker” is when you pour 3 pepsis imto a 40oz stanley and top off with ice. into
Super embarrassing night to be one of the mouthbreather fans who gets really mad at Jason Robertson ~for some reason~
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Super embarrassing night to be one of the mouthbreather fans who gets really mad at Jason Robertson ~for some reason~