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shelley duvall from the shining looking at the typewriter her lunatic husband has been typing on and the paper says “damn, man, this is great writing, using a form that doesn't usually lend itself to greatness.” which is one of the craziest things anyone has ever written
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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democrats.webp
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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???
i edited the psycho rudy giuliani facebook post to include hulk hogan doing 9/11. its really goddamn stupid and so am i image: facebook screenshot from giuliani. post text: It breaks my heart. image: 6 panels of hulk hogan destroying the world trade centers on 9/11 overlaying text: NEW YORK, YOU FORGOT
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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i got banned from parler pretty much immediately for impersonating john bolton but i havent been able to bring myself to unsubscribe from their marketing emails. "the shoes are a bit much dude"
Marketing email from fascist social media site "Parler". Remember that? Text: Patriots everywhere are stepping into history with the Never Surrender Gold Sneakers -- bold, metallic gold, handcrafted, and impossible to ignore. Image: The worst goddamn shoes you can imagine. Metallic gold, gold laces, white midsole, red sole, Shitty american flag heel, and a "T" logo on the side. Text: They mocked it. You wear it with pride. Each pair is a symbol of strength, freedom, and true American resolve.
October 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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i mean look at this shit. just all over the place
four retired number banners for the dallas mavericks hanging in the american airlines center, all varying slightly in font, size, and placement of logos and text elements
October 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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oh and the ones that aren't directly about it use some horrendous AI thumbnail
thumbnail for a continuing legal education course. some really stupid AI generated image of a surgeon doing surgery on a hugeass book. the book is like 6 feet tall and it consists of big tax-related words typed sideways. also theres like a little dude standing by the book? i dont know what the little dude means. the course title is "Anatomy of a Civil Tax Controversy, Part I"
October 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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lol
Screenshot from D4vd's wikipedia entry. Section header: Personal life Body text: Burke is Christian. Subhead: Impounded car death investigation
September 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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you would never in a trillion years guess who the musician is
reddit screenshot r/relationships “my boyfriend (15m) is making me (15f) jealous over a musician, how do i tell him/what do i do?” it’s john linnell from they might be giants
September 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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find and explore the inner punishment chamber of THE HOLE
screengrab from old MTV show Feare doofus looking 2000 mtv kid stands outside wearing a headset text on screen: derek dare: find and explore the inner punishment chamber of THE HOLE and remain for 15 minutes
August 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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in case you wonder where all the "savings" from doge are going, or how much they have to pay people off to abandon any pretense of ethics or humanity
ICE attorney job listing. "Join the dedicated appellate practitioners in the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Office of the Principal Legal Advisor (OPLA) Immigration Law and Practice Division (ILPD) across the country and assist in shaping immigration law to protect our homeland. This position may offer up to $50,000 in signing and retention bonuses."
August 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Waldo's evil-yet-similar enemy, Odlaw, debuted in 1991's Where's Waldo? The Magnificent Poster Book. Mario's evil-yet-similar enemy, Wario, debuted one year later in the 1992 Game Boy game Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins. You're a fool if you think that's a coincidence.
It's Odlaw, from Where's Waldo. He looks like Waldo but has a mustache and wears yellow and black stripes instead of red and white. He is the true original while Wario is a sick imitation.
August 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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this jim acosta interview is nuts
Tim Heidecker and ex Ayaka greet the virtual recreation of their deceased son, Tom Cruise Heidecker Jr.
August 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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truly every inch of the onion makes it worth subscribing
The Onion, print edition. Vol 61, Issue 29, July 2025. Page 3. The Onion’s standard filler text, “Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amount of blood”, repeated dozens of times. A pull quote at the top right says “You wouldn’t nuke a guy with glasses, would you?”
August 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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PepsiCo... you gotta listen to me. Your distribution sucks. It's shit. I need Pepsi Zero Sugar in every store. You got Pepsi heavy at Costco but not your best product? And forget about actually being able to find limited time flavors anywhere. Work on that and it may truly be the decade of Pepsi.
got this from google image search. its a watermarked picture of a doofus looking guy wearing a white t-shirt with the pepsi logo but it says "pussy". the item appears to be titled Pussy Pepsi Logo Funny Lgbt Pride T-shirt 🏳️‍🌈
July 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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bruh
iphone screenshot showing 4 transcribed voicemails, 3 minutes apart, all showing spam personal loan scripts. 3 of the 4 are identical
July 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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predicted moxley would bleed in < 3 minutes (started about 20-30 seconds late)
July 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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every time
the dickhead that wrote that shitty NYT story he got spoonfed by a nazi was following jesse singal
July 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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poor color balanced radek faksa does a big yell
July 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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JSFB stays undefeated
A picture of Mark Cuban’s bluesky profile with the label “User Blocked by ‘Jesse Singal Followers Blocklist’”
June 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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fuckin thing cant even count to 6, let’s let it control the entire fucking world though
Screenshot of Google result. AI Overview: The 6-letter answer for "class of organic compounds" is "RANGE". This word has 5 letters.
June 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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May 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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what horrors lurk behind this door…
door with a sign next to it that says PODCAST. it was locked
May 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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reddit is so cool. you used to have to talk to this guy in the dmv line to get this kind of good shit
Reddit post titled “Shiloh Hendrix donations aren’t a problem to me” Body of post: She did something terrible, but it doesn’t mean that she doesn’t deserve to be safe. It’s a human right to be safe from violence. EDIT: one goal of mine is to build a huge parking lot in NJ for homeless to park their cars in. I’m not racist, rather I actually believe people deserve safety
May 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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pedro pascal speaks to the human emotion in all of us
from the imdb page for DRIVE-AWAY DOLLS, actor Pedro Pascal is pictured and listed with his role in the movie. The role was “Penis Collector”
May 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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@grodysattva.bsky.social
May 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM