Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know the truth. Use this information wisely.

Sam, the first night at BED when you left, Ron made out with two girls and put his head inbetween a cocktail waitresses breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch, Ron was holding hands and dancing with a female and took down her number.

it always cracks me up that “brick oven pizzas and craft breweries” are the defining features of coastal cities vs. the reality of like being able to get incredible roti, tacos, and khao soi

also we have actual transit and walkable neighborhoods instead of endless strip malls

this is Tingler-adjacent

Likely a reference to this streamer youtu.be/LA_1qwnac2g

I can’t believe I’m writing this

It’s likely a reference to an opera-trained singer and streamer who plays warzone type games while singing opera in VC. Gives the vibe of being hunted to people.

youtu.be/LA_1qwnac2g

I have this saved for a reason

"try not to give your life to Christ in the cracker barrel parking lot"