How Very Troll
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How Very Troll
@howverytroll.bsky.social
Karen, Chad, babes: It’s a play on words. A deformation of “How very droll”. That I need to explain this really bums me out. I’m not a troll. I don’t farm rage. I curate it. Exquisitely.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO idea who these people are.
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Sad day for the folks who staked their reputations on lab leak conspiracy theories.

www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
There's been an update:
November 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This guy's an idiot. I love it.
#NBA #TheRichard #JeffersonBeTrippin' #RoadTrippin
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October 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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To those saying #NoKings was a success because this is "a marathon, not a sprint", let it be known: you are facing a tidal wave of institutions being weaponized against you. Once all their ethical members are purged, you will have no more recourse. Time to run, not walk #DailyProtests #GeneralStrike
October 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Taking over the world, one follower at a time.
October 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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I love it even more when it's a car running over my child because it was speeding through a residential neighborhood.

"There were 7,314 pedestrians and 1,155 bicyclists killed (68,000 pedestrians & 49,000 bicyclists injured) by motor vehicles in the US in 2023."

How many killed by cyclists? Guess.
October 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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And I feel like you are criticizing his criticizing your level of criticism.

We both know where this is going and we're going to run out of character count before long.

There is only one way out: small talk.
October 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Said every anti-bike motorist ever.

The more the infrastructure makes sense (timed lights, physically separated, unidirectional bike lanes), the less chaos there will be. Look to Paris, Copenhagen or closer to your home, Montréal. The chaos is due to bad (car-centric) design's inherent danger.
October 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Taking over the world, one follower at a time.
October 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
And the botulism can be up-cycled as home-brew botox! Win-win!
All praise to anyone who makes jam from scratch and then just gives that jam away to friends. Rock star move. No notes.
October 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
@laxairport.bsky.social please consider: vomit makes for slippery surfaces and will increase your liability insurance.
@laxairport.bsky.social please consider. i saw this piece of vile piece of trash on the tv today and it made me very sick to my stomach.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Oct 14
Some US airports are refusing to play a video of Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem blaming Democrats for the federal government shutdown. https://cnn.it/3W3PwlG
October 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The disrespectful jogger would say "will".
Respectful Jogger Yells ‘Move Or I Could Kill You’ As They Run Past
October 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Little known fact: In French, “Troll” isn’t a portemanteau of “Trop Drôle” (“too funny”)

…But it should be.

Cc @merriam-webster.com, @petitdictionnaire.bsky.social, @dictionarycom.bsky.social, @lautredictionnaire.bsky.social, @canadiandictionary.bsky.social,
@britannica.com
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“Anne, for the love of G-d, be still.”

Mutti, Margot’s being bossy again

“Shhh! They’ll hear us!!”

So? What’s the worst that can happen?

Cc #ICE #DHS #America #PestControl #DidSomeoneSayRabies
#CauseIthinkYallHaveRabies
Just heard scampering noises between floors and I'm thrilled and terrified. What will it be? Will it fall through the ceiling into my lap? Will we be best friends or will I get rabies?
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM