Howsdower
@howsdower.bsky.social
Trying to find the middle ground between "walking around outside" and "reading books all the time"
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Just saw this.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just saw this.
I like looking up animals and seeing the vulnerability as "Least Concern" so I know which ones I can kill with impunity
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I like looking up animals and seeing the vulnerability as "Least Concern" so I know which ones I can kill with impunity
What if dinosaurs spoke in an actual fully formed language
That would be sad
That would be sad
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
What if dinosaurs spoke in an actual fully formed language
That would be sad
That would be sad
Found this cool typewriter on a walk today
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Found this cool typewriter on a walk today
@weatherishappening.com
Melville was an early repenter to the weather lords
Melville was an early repenter to the weather lords
—I come to report a fair wind to him. But how fair? Fair for death and doom
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
@weatherishappening.com
Melville was an early repenter to the weather lords
Melville was an early repenter to the weather lords
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I know we're going to beat them and going to beat them so bad there'll never be a them like them ever again; however, today I am just absolutely agog at the ocean of banal cruelty.
I guess I'm lucky I still have a conscience that can be horrified by the confirmation of its cynicism, but Jesus.
I guess I'm lucky I still have a conscience that can be horrified by the confirmation of its cynicism, but Jesus.
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I know we're going to beat them and going to beat them so bad there'll never be a them like them ever again; however, today I am just absolutely agog at the ocean of banal cruelty.
I guess I'm lucky I still have a conscience that can be horrified by the confirmation of its cynicism, but Jesus.
I guess I'm lucky I still have a conscience that can be horrified by the confirmation of its cynicism, but Jesus.
My brother is sick with COVID and is doing some science in the meantime
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My brother is sick with COVID and is doing some science in the meantime
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Writing a kid's book called "The Extra Wiggly Smooth Blind Caterpillar" who finds out they're a worm when all their friends metamorphosize and fly away and they're forced to understand that by setting more realistic expectations there's just as much fun to be had in the dirt.
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Writing a kid's book called "The Extra Wiggly Smooth Blind Caterpillar" who finds out they're a worm when all their friends metamorphosize and fly away and they're forced to understand that by setting more realistic expectations there's just as much fun to be had in the dirt.
I know this is a long shot, but I implore anyone to tell me where I can get this bumper sticker.
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I know this is a long shot, but I implore anyone to tell me where I can get this bumper sticker.
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
Went to get an oil change and didn't have to leave the car, what an odd experience.
Knowing a human being was underneath my vehicle was very no el and a little intimidating
Knowing a human being was underneath my vehicle was very no el and a little intimidating
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Went to get an oil change and didn't have to leave the car, what an odd experience.
Knowing a human being was underneath my vehicle was very no el and a little intimidating
Knowing a human being was underneath my vehicle was very no el and a little intimidating
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Science! Curse thee, thou vain toy; and cursed be all the things that cast man’s eyes aloft to that heaven
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Science! Curse thee, thou vain toy; and cursed be all the things that cast man’s eyes aloft to that heaven
I wnjoy when some movie/book/TV show/media mentions a specific day and someone posts the "Happy ____________ Day to those who celebrate"
One of the best recurring posts on the internet
One of the best recurring posts on the internet
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I wnjoy when some movie/book/TV show/media mentions a specific day and someone posts the "Happy ____________ Day to those who celebrate"
One of the best recurring posts on the internet
One of the best recurring posts on the internet
Experian: "Oh noooo, your credit score went down due to you paying your loans. 😔😔😔 Do you want to learn more???? 😔😔😔"
Well MY made up number is a gazillion, so they're both valid. Fuck you
Well MY made up number is a gazillion, so they're both valid. Fuck you
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Experian: "Oh noooo, your credit score went down due to you paying your loans. 😔😔😔 Do you want to learn more???? 😔😔😔"
Well MY made up number is a gazillion, so they're both valid. Fuck you
Well MY made up number is a gazillion, so they're both valid. Fuck you
For some reason had a picture in my mind I had to express, so here's Ruby chastising smug Max for having treats (eating batteries)
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
For some reason had a picture in my mind I had to express, so here's Ruby chastising smug Max for having treats (eating batteries)
Making an entire new sub-section of food related court rulings
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Making an entire new sub-section of food related court rulings
Man I've said it before but modern country music just sucks so goddamn hard it's almost breathtaking
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Man I've said it before but modern country music just sucks so goddamn hard it's almost breathtaking
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
The coping, the malding
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The coping, the malding
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...but because I genuinely believe that meeting everyone's basic food, water, housing, and healthcare needs are too important not to try. Not in some distant future, not in tiny incremental steps. This country makes so much money, it's truly fucking embarrassing anyone goes without here. Anyone.
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
...but because I genuinely believe that meeting everyone's basic food, water, housing, and healthcare needs are too important not to try. Not in some distant future, not in tiny incremental steps. This country makes so much money, it's truly fucking embarrassing anyone goes without here. Anyone.
I feel like any and every things' "curse" could be easily avoided if people were just nicer, or even heartfelt explanations and apologies.
"Cursed artifact" - just put it back
"Mummy's Curse" - don't go in there
"Cursed artifact" - just put it back
"Mummy's Curse" - don't go in there
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I feel like any and every things' "curse" could be easily avoided if people were just nicer, or even heartfelt explanations and apologies.
"Cursed artifact" - just put it back
"Mummy's Curse" - don't go in there
"Cursed artifact" - just put it back
"Mummy's Curse" - don't go in there
At the checkout line at a clothing store:
Cashier: "Do you have an awards account with us?"
Me: "no, thank you"
Cashier: "it wouldn't take long, just need your email and phone #"
Me: "I'm alright, thanks"
Cashier: "I'm just trying to save you some money. Do you have a smartphone with you?"
*cont*
Cashier: "Do you have an awards account with us?"
Me: "no, thank you"
Cashier: "it wouldn't take long, just need your email and phone #"
Me: "I'm alright, thanks"
Cashier: "I'm just trying to save you some money. Do you have a smartphone with you?"
*cont*
October 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
At the checkout line at a clothing store:
Cashier: "Do you have an awards account with us?"
Me: "no, thank you"
Cashier: "it wouldn't take long, just need your email and phone #"
Me: "I'm alright, thanks"
Cashier: "I'm just trying to save you some money. Do you have a smartphone with you?"
*cont*
Cashier: "Do you have an awards account with us?"
Me: "no, thank you"
Cashier: "it wouldn't take long, just need your email and phone #"
Me: "I'm alright, thanks"
Cashier: "I'm just trying to save you some money. Do you have a smartphone with you?"
*cont*
Today is for sure a "Father John Misty with office door closed and hope my coworkers get the signal" kind of day.
October 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Today is for sure a "Father John Misty with office door closed and hope my coworkers get the signal" kind of day.
October 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
