Howsdower
@howsdower.bsky.social
Trying to find the middle ground between "walking around outside" and "reading books all the time"
As long as we pay for the pebbles, they pinky-swore they'll put them in the boots themselves.
January 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
As long as we pay for the pebbles, they pinky-swore they'll put them in the boots themselves.
"Let's get this party started" I say as I pop the pill into my mouth (it is an Advil)
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
"Let's get this party started" I say as I pop the pill into my mouth (it is an Advil)
"Ohh, there come from a LONG lineage of people who have some tenuous connection to a small parcel of land that was mentioned in passing on a royal decree 947 years ago"
Listen to yourself. Have a grownup thought. They're literally the most masterful gaslighters in human history.
Fuck the crown.
Listen to yourself. Have a grownup thought. They're literally the most masterful gaslighters in human history.
Fuck the crown.
I don't care about a lot of stuff, but "Royal Family drama" gotta be the bottom of the list. Even putting aside the GENERATIONS AND GENERATIONS OF AGONY their little club has inflicted on billions of people, the whole fucking argument is, essentially, racism/classism/eugenics as a ruling class.
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
"Ohh, there come from a LONG lineage of people who have some tenuous connection to a small parcel of land that was mentioned in passing on a royal decree 947 years ago"
Listen to yourself. Have a grownup thought. They're literally the most masterful gaslighters in human history.
Fuck the crown.
Listen to yourself. Have a grownup thought. They're literally the most masterful gaslighters in human history.
Fuck the crown.
I don't care about a lot of stuff, but "Royal Family drama" gotta be the bottom of the list. Even putting aside the GENERATIONS AND GENERATIONS OF AGONY their little club has inflicted on billions of people, the whole fucking argument is, essentially, racism/classism/eugenics as a ruling class.
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I don't care about a lot of stuff, but "Royal Family drama" gotta be the bottom of the list. Even putting aside the GENERATIONS AND GENERATIONS OF AGONY their little club has inflicted on billions of people, the whole fucking argument is, essentially, racism/classism/eugenics as a ruling class.
Whenever someone burps my brain autofills "looks like someone belongs in a BARNYARD"
January 14, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Whenever someone burps my brain autofills "looks like someone belongs in a BARNYARD"
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ICE murdered Renee Good in Minneapolis. Since then, ICE arrested 4 members of the Oglala Sioux Tribe. 2025 was the agency's deadliest year in decades. Here I name the 75 Corporate Democrats praising ICE. If your MOC is on this list, call them with the below script.
Did Your Democratic Member of Congress Praise ICE Fascists?
Documenting the corporate bought politicians standing with ICE, even as they kill dozens of our neighbors
www.qasimrashid.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
ICE murdered Renee Good in Minneapolis. Since then, ICE arrested 4 members of the Oglala Sioux Tribe. 2025 was the agency's deadliest year in decades. Here I name the 75 Corporate Democrats praising ICE. If your MOC is on this list, call them with the below script.
Hell yes, this is all I would do if I owned one of these machines
January 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Hell yes, this is all I would do if I owned one of these machines
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annual repost of Trashed Bathrooms
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
annual repost of Trashed Bathrooms
Subtle foreshadowing
January 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Subtle foreshadowing
January 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I put my back into it, and threw my back out!
January 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I put my back into it, and threw my back out!
When (usually rock) stations do the snarky, intentionally annoying "ask your grandkid to look us up on Facebook or the Internet, or you can call us if you're OLD" is off-putting and frankly just bad marketing
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take thatโs not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
When (usually rock) stations do the snarky, intentionally annoying "ask your grandkid to look us up on Facebook or the Internet, or you can call us if you're OLD" is off-putting and frankly just bad marketing
Getting a back sprain really puts things into perspective,
like "this fucking sucks" and "I don't want this"
like "this fucking sucks" and "I don't want this"
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Getting a back sprain really puts things into perspective,
like "this fucking sucks" and "I don't want this"
like "this fucking sucks" and "I don't want this"
LEGALITY IS NOT EQUAL TO MORALITY
SO THE ANSWER IS NO
SO THE ANSWER IS NO
January 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
LEGALITY IS NOT EQUAL TO MORALITY
SO THE ANSWER IS NO
SO THE ANSWER IS NO
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Anything but unilateral, militant opposition to our country invading a sovereign nation and capturing their head of state is unacceptable. Wringing your hands about any element of this makes you an imperial toadie.
Get up, get organized. We have to stop this *now*
Get up, get organized. We have to stop this *now*
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Anything but unilateral, militant opposition to our country invading a sovereign nation and capturing their head of state is unacceptable. Wringing your hands about any element of this makes you an imperial toadie.
Get up, get organized. We have to stop this *now*
Get up, get organized. We have to stop this *now*
Phobophonia? Sounds scary!
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Phobophonia? Sounds scary!
January 2nd and this small computer is already pissing me off.
You JUST told me the measurement is zero, how has it changed .11 in a single second
You JUST told me the measurement is zero, how has it changed .11 in a single second
January 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
January 2nd and this small computer is already pissing me off.
You JUST told me the measurement is zero, how has it changed .11 in a single second
You JUST told me the measurement is zero, how has it changed .11 in a single second
What was Watterson trying to tell us
January 2, 2026 at 2:12 PM
What was Watterson trying to tell us
A woman going through my line at a grovery store once complimented me on my eyebrows, and as a 19 year old who'd never done anything to them, I was genuinely flattered
Forget insults, whatโs the most unhinged *compliment* youโve ever received?
January 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
A woman going through my line at a grovery store once complimented me on my eyebrows, and as a 19 year old who'd never done anything to them, I was genuinely flattered
Does Natalie Portman sell plushes of her tragicomedy webcomic?
January 2, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Does Natalie Portman sell plushes of her tragicomedy webcomic?
My father was a teacher/principal for his entire career, and I gifted him this the year before he retired.
He loves it.
I love it.
He loves it.
I love it.
The most beloved Far Side in the history of Far Side cartoons
December 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My father was a teacher/principal for his entire career, and I gifted him this the year before he retired.
He loves it.
I love it.
He loves it.
I love it.
No snow on Christmas, but a deadly ice storm the day afterward is almost as good
December 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
No snow on Christmas, but a deadly ice storm the day afterward is almost as good
Looks like rural east PA to me!
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Looks like rural east PA to me!