Mal Hazel
@howlinggnome.bsky.social
I’m continuously clapping my hands together for my belief in fairies & Tinkerbell
I play, write for, edit articles, DM (& occasionally roll Death Saves) with my tabletop crew & at conventions for D&D
Hubby to Liz & Dog Daddy to Loki J Pup
I play, write for, edit articles, DM (& occasionally roll Death Saves) with my tabletop crew & at conventions for D&D
Hubby to Liz & Dog Daddy to Loki J Pup
We ran The Wedding at Ravenloft last Halloween and at the reception, the DM said;
“The devil Strahd slowly rises majestically to face his collective guests. His taloned hand raises a goblet filled with the finest wine, cracking his mouth to reveal his fangs & sighs…
“Cake, anyone?”
🤦🏻♂️
“The devil Strahd slowly rises majestically to face his collective guests. His taloned hand raises a goblet filled with the finest wine, cracking his mouth to reveal his fangs & sighs…
“Cake, anyone?”
🤦🏻♂️
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
We ran The Wedding at Ravenloft last Halloween and at the reception, the DM said;
“The devil Strahd slowly rises majestically to face his collective guests. His taloned hand raises a goblet filled with the finest wine, cracking his mouth to reveal his fangs & sighs…
“Cake, anyone?”
🤦🏻♂️
“The devil Strahd slowly rises majestically to face his collective guests. His taloned hand raises a goblet filled with the finest wine, cracking his mouth to reveal his fangs & sighs…
“Cake, anyone?”
🤦🏻♂️
“Tears are the memories which the heart refuses to give up. And that is not a terrible thing”
~ The gallant Pirate King, Sir Turnip Gladwell Mordecai P. Bafflebelch, the beloved Bard of Barovia & Duke of Whitburn
Strength, hope & hearts to you all 💜
~ The gallant Pirate King, Sir Turnip Gladwell Mordecai P. Bafflebelch, the beloved Bard of Barovia & Duke of Whitburn
Strength, hope & hearts to you all 💜
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
“Tears are the memories which the heart refuses to give up. And that is not a terrible thing”
~ The gallant Pirate King, Sir Turnip Gladwell Mordecai P. Bafflebelch, the beloved Bard of Barovia & Duke of Whitburn
Strength, hope & hearts to you all 💜
~ The gallant Pirate King, Sir Turnip Gladwell Mordecai P. Bafflebelch, the beloved Bard of Barovia & Duke of Whitburn
Strength, hope & hearts to you all 💜
“Well Turnip, you know what they say. Revenge is a dish that is best served cold”
“True Hunny Bunny. Much like Gazpacho Soup!”
“Why?”
“It’s bally awful, old bean!”
#dnd #ttrpg#quotes
“True Hunny Bunny. Much like Gazpacho Soup!”
“Why?”
“It’s bally awful, old bean!”
#dnd #ttrpg#quotes
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
“Well Turnip, you know what they say. Revenge is a dish that is best served cold”
“True Hunny Bunny. Much like Gazpacho Soup!”
“Why?”
“It’s bally awful, old bean!”
#dnd #ttrpg#quotes
“True Hunny Bunny. Much like Gazpacho Soup!”
“Why?”
“It’s bally awful, old bean!”
#dnd #ttrpg#quotes
Oh by the Holy Mayor McCheese
My limited collection Monster Vault 2 by @koboldpress.com Kickstarter just arrived
(And with a game session tomorrow that involves a monster hunt, the Platinum Accords are screwed 😱)
The collection is‘monstrous’
#ttrpg
My limited collection Monster Vault 2 by @koboldpress.com Kickstarter just arrived
(And with a game session tomorrow that involves a monster hunt, the Platinum Accords are screwed 😱)
The collection is‘monstrous’
#ttrpg
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Oh by the Holy Mayor McCheese
My limited collection Monster Vault 2 by @koboldpress.com Kickstarter just arrived
(And with a game session tomorrow that involves a monster hunt, the Platinum Accords are screwed 😱)
The collection is‘monstrous’
#ttrpg
My limited collection Monster Vault 2 by @koboldpress.com Kickstarter just arrived
(And with a game session tomorrow that involves a monster hunt, the Platinum Accords are screwed 😱)
The collection is‘monstrous’
#ttrpg
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
One last Huzzah! In Baldur’s Gate for the Platinum Accords before they make their leave of the City of Blood
The Annual Baldur’s Gate Scavenger Hunt!
A wonderful sandbox adventure put together by @koathedm.bsky.social & @morganeilish.bsky.social
The Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
The Annual Baldur’s Gate Scavenger Hunt!
A wonderful sandbox adventure put together by @koathedm.bsky.social & @morganeilish.bsky.social
The Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
One last Huzzah! In Baldur’s Gate for the Platinum Accords before they make their leave of the City of Blood
The Annual Baldur’s Gate Scavenger Hunt!
A wonderful sandbox adventure put together by @koathedm.bsky.social & @morganeilish.bsky.social
The Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
The Annual Baldur’s Gate Scavenger Hunt!
A wonderful sandbox adventure put together by @koathedm.bsky.social & @morganeilish.bsky.social
The Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
Battling with Strahd, Sir Turnip has never used his Countercharm ability so often, in fact I would say he used it more in the BBEG battle than in any other time of the campaign
November 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Battling with Strahd, Sir Turnip has never used his Countercharm ability so often, in fact I would say he used it more in the BBEG battle than in any other time of the campaign
Lord Strahd glared with distain at the Gnome Bard standing over the bloodied corpse of his manservant, Rahadin & hissed
“A man should fight with honour!”
Sir Turnip shrugged & replied
“Why? He did, old ducky, & now he without head & unlucky”
Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
“A man should fight with honour!”
Sir Turnip shrugged & replied
“Why? He did, old ducky, & now he without head & unlucky”
Convergence of Whispers continues
#dnd #ttrpg
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
**Queue the music as the party enters a Scooby Doo chase around Castle Ravenloft**
November 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
**Queue the music as the party enters a Scooby Doo chase around Castle Ravenloft**
Oh Strahd…
You complete & utter bloodsucking bar steward 🙄
Looks like Sir Turnip is going to make the situation even more “hairy”
Convergence of Whispers continues
🧛🏻♂️🎃🌖🐺
#dnd #ttrpg
(Werewolf art by the talented @kanizo.bsky.social )
You complete & utter bloodsucking bar steward 🙄
Looks like Sir Turnip is going to make the situation even more “hairy”
Convergence of Whispers continues
🧛🏻♂️🎃🌖🐺
#dnd #ttrpg
(Werewolf art by the talented @kanizo.bsky.social )
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Oh Strahd…
You complete & utter bloodsucking bar steward 🙄
Looks like Sir Turnip is going to make the situation even more “hairy”
Convergence of Whispers continues
🧛🏻♂️🎃🌖🐺
#dnd #ttrpg
(Werewolf art by the talented @kanizo.bsky.social )
You complete & utter bloodsucking bar steward 🙄
Looks like Sir Turnip is going to make the situation even more “hairy”
Convergence of Whispers continues
🧛🏻♂️🎃🌖🐺
#dnd #ttrpg
(Werewolf art by the talented @kanizo.bsky.social )
Sorry to hear about the cancellation
Our DM has run one on one solo games previously on the rare occasion where we have low numbers but nothing that would disrupt the campaign story arc
I actually played this story last weekend which was really fun
Our DM has run one on one solo games previously on the rare occasion where we have low numbers but nothing that would disrupt the campaign story arc
I actually played this story last weekend which was really fun
November 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Sorry to hear about the cancellation
Our DM has run one on one solo games previously on the rare occasion where we have low numbers but nothing that would disrupt the campaign story arc
I actually played this story last weekend which was really fun
Our DM has run one on one solo games previously on the rare occasion where we have low numbers but nothing that would disrupt the campaign story arc
I actually played this story last weekend which was really fun
Well, stripe me purple & call me Grimace!
I had Sir Turnip do his ‘farty’ Stinking Cloud against some Vampire Spawn as a distraction BUT it turns out that they ARE affected by the Poisoned Condition???
I had assumed that all Undead were immune to Poison?
Blessed be the eggy whiff whiff!!
🤢💨💩
#dnd
I had Sir Turnip do his ‘farty’ Stinking Cloud against some Vampire Spawn as a distraction BUT it turns out that they ARE affected by the Poisoned Condition???
I had assumed that all Undead were immune to Poison?
Blessed be the eggy whiff whiff!!
🤢💨💩
#dnd
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Well, stripe me purple & call me Grimace!
I had Sir Turnip do his ‘farty’ Stinking Cloud against some Vampire Spawn as a distraction BUT it turns out that they ARE affected by the Poisoned Condition???
I had assumed that all Undead were immune to Poison?
Blessed be the eggy whiff whiff!!
🤢💨💩
#dnd
I had Sir Turnip do his ‘farty’ Stinking Cloud against some Vampire Spawn as a distraction BUT it turns out that they ARE affected by the Poisoned Condition???
I had assumed that all Undead were immune to Poison?
Blessed be the eggy whiff whiff!!
🤢💨💩
#dnd
“And so the battle is about to start,
So who smelt it, dealt it,
And here’s my fart!”
“Turnip really has got this Hag curse rhyme thing wrapped up, doesn’t he?”
Stinking Cloud, ok, it’s Poisoned Condition but a great way to disable minions, plus the Heavily Obscured effect is handy too
#dnd #ttrpg
So who smelt it, dealt it,
And here’s my fart!”
“Turnip really has got this Hag curse rhyme thing wrapped up, doesn’t he?”
Stinking Cloud, ok, it’s Poisoned Condition but a great way to disable minions, plus the Heavily Obscured effect is handy too
#dnd #ttrpg
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
And true to her word, @silverglass.bsky.social Grand Prize landed in 🇬🇧 this morning
Look at it’s majesty 🥰
Taking pride of place next to Sir Turnip’s diplomas and Baba Yaga contract
Check out her shop on the Etsy page
#dnd #ttrpg
Look at it’s majesty 🥰
Taking pride of place next to Sir Turnip’s diplomas and Baba Yaga contract
Check out her shop on the Etsy page
#dnd #ttrpg
October 31, 2025 at 12:19 PM
And true to her word, @silverglass.bsky.social Grand Prize landed in 🇬🇧 this morning
Look at it’s majesty 🥰
Taking pride of place next to Sir Turnip’s diplomas and Baba Yaga contract
Check out her shop on the Etsy page
#dnd #ttrpg
Look at it’s majesty 🥰
Taking pride of place next to Sir Turnip’s diplomas and Baba Yaga contract
Check out her shop on the Etsy page
#dnd #ttrpg
I’m amazed at how good our party looks without any AI
Support real artists with real talent
Artwork by
@haclif.bsky.social
@laurenwalshart.bsky.social
@damntoadking.bsky.social
@kanizo.bsky.social
@d20monkey.bsky.social
#dnd #DnDArt
Support real artists with real talent
Artwork by
@haclif.bsky.social
@laurenwalshart.bsky.social
@damntoadking.bsky.social
@kanizo.bsky.social
@d20monkey.bsky.social
#dnd #DnDArt
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’m amazed at how good our party looks without any AI
Support real artists with real talent
Artwork by
@haclif.bsky.social
@laurenwalshart.bsky.social
@damntoadking.bsky.social
@kanizo.bsky.social
@d20monkey.bsky.social
#dnd #DnDArt
Support real artists with real talent
Artwork by
@haclif.bsky.social
@laurenwalshart.bsky.social
@damntoadking.bsky.social
@kanizo.bsky.social
@d20monkey.bsky.social
#dnd #DnDArt
Holy Guacamole
Look what @d20monkey.bsky.social produced for our residential psychic mind blowing Sorcerer, Harmony Von Strűckenstien
She’s AMAZING 🤩
Thank you ever so much, Brian 🍻
(And hey, don’t just like, steal or save the image, why not reach out & give him a commission too?)
#dnd #art
Look what @d20monkey.bsky.social produced for our residential psychic mind blowing Sorcerer, Harmony Von Strűckenstien
She’s AMAZING 🤩
Thank you ever so much, Brian 🍻
(And hey, don’t just like, steal or save the image, why not reach out & give him a commission too?)
#dnd #art
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Holy Guacamole
Look what @d20monkey.bsky.social produced for our residential psychic mind blowing Sorcerer, Harmony Von Strűckenstien
She’s AMAZING 🤩
Thank you ever so much, Brian 🍻
(And hey, don’t just like, steal or save the image, why not reach out & give him a commission too?)
#dnd #art
Look what @d20monkey.bsky.social produced for our residential psychic mind blowing Sorcerer, Harmony Von Strűckenstien
She’s AMAZING 🤩
Thank you ever so much, Brian 🍻
(And hey, don’t just like, steal or save the image, why not reach out & give him a commission too?)
#dnd #art
